Author Archives: Tim Hall

Hollywood strikes again!

This Guardian Unlimited article bemoans the fact that whenever Hollywood adapts British novels to the screen, they always insist on Americanising things. The only British accents you hear always belong to the camp villain.

In Hollywood, English accents are out – to defeat aliens and save the world you need a good ol’ American drawl

Rumour has it that Steven Speilberg wanted to film Harry Potter and relocate Hogarts to the US. Sums it all up really.

Doesn’t bode well for the forthcoming film of Douglas Adams’ Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy – I fully expect Arthur Dent to become an American.

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Twinkie Horror!

It had to happen. Not to be outdone by those Glasgow fish-and-chip shops’ deep-fried Mars Bars and Creme Eggs, now a fad for Deep Fried Twinkies is sweeping America.

The fact that a deep-fried Twinkie — before toppings — has roughly three times the calories and six times the fat of a regular one does not seem to bother customers such as Sue Holz.

“It’s been years since I’ve had a Twinkie because they gross me out, but this is good. Real good,” she said.

Does she know, I wonder, that Glasgow is the coronary capital of Europe? From Boing Boing.

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Earthquake!

BBC NEWS | UK | Earthquake hits UK
OK, so it wasn’t a very big one. No reports of injuries, or any collapsed buildings. But I felt it in Manchester, 100 miles from the epicentre. At the time I thought I had dreamed it (it was the middle of the night).

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Countryside March Trains!

And they get special traction too! Haulage by class 67 is rare indeed. Posted by Hugh Dady on the South West Gen mailing list:

67026 pass Dawlish 0900 with 1Z31 CA special 0815 Ply – Pdn. Stock is a smart rake of IC Mk IIs with two blue/grey (Regency?) coaches in the centre. Well worth a photograph because of the rarity of a skip on IC stock. H.D.

And later on the same list, by Brian Garratt:

Green Wellies all heading back home after trudging round the Capital all day screaming and shouting. 67026 Dn Tau 21:05 (Load 13!)

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The Cowpox of Religions?

Surely there are better reasons to be a Methodist than this.

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Game WISH 14: Cross-Gender Play

This week’s Game Wish from Turn of a Friendly Die

What do you think about cross-gender characters (i.e., men playing female characters and women playing male characters)? What about GMs playing them as NPCs?

I don’t think I do female characters very well. I try to avoid the obvious cliches, and end up playing characters that are effectively blokes in drag. As a player I prefer to play male characters, as a GM my female NPCs (at the moment in my PBeMs and PBMBs I seem to be playing as many female NPCs as male) tend to be a bit two-dimensional. You’ll have to ask my players how well they come over.

I have one or two memorable experiences of playing female PCs. There was the case in an on-line Call of Cthulhu game where I was led to believe that Karl Tolhurst (him again) had been magically sex-changed, and I started posting as ‘Karla’. Turned out that it was an experimental memory transfer gone wrong, and I was one one the GM’s NPCs who believed she was Karl, having access to his memories. I also played a female computer geek with no social skills in a convention game run by the same GM.

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That Countryside March

I really have mixed feelings about the Countryside March currently clogging up London. I think hunting with dogs is a revolting, barbaric thing that belongs in the dustbin of history along with bear-baiting. However, is that a good enough reason for banning something? I can imagine a vindictive future Tory party led by someone scary like Ann Widdecombe banning things that heavy metal music or role-playing games, just because a few Daily Mail-reading fundamentalist twits dislike such things.

I believe issues like this must be decided at a local, not a national level. As an urban resident is it really any of my business whether people hunt with dogs in somewhere like Cumbria? As long as my taxes aren’t subsidising it, surely it’s the business the people in the local area to decide whether to allow hunting in their neck of the woods or not. Devolve this power the relevant local authorities, and let them decide!

On the other hand, this Countryside March claims to be about other rural issues, like lack of rural bus services and closure of local shops and post offices, and of course, the problems of the farming industry. Will Hutton, in this Guardian article a week ago, identifies some of the issues, and claims that the solutions to the real economic problems of rural Britain are the complete opposite of the rightwing agenda of the Countryside Alliance.

The Countryside Alliance should be pressing for Britain to join the euro, and for enforced and increased inheritance tax, an end to right-to-buy legislation, support for specialist farming banks and powerful co-operatives, the reregulation of rural transport and a drive to diversify the rural economy around a recast CAP. Instead, it offers reheated euro-scepticism, self-pity and a call to protect fox-hunting. Those who live and work in rural Britain deserve much, much better. They are lions lead by scarlet-jacketed and braying donkeys.

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Deliver us from Spam

From Davezilla comes this.

Few know that Saint Isidore is the Patron Saint of the Internet. While Catholic.org offers the handy, “Prayer before logging on to the Internet”, it neglects many other areas of concern for spiritual surfers. I would like to correct that oversight.

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Look Black in Anger

This Guardian article self-righteously takes the piss out of Goth. While Goth subculture is easily parodied, and the article is vaguely amusing, I sometimes wonder what’s the point. Is it so middle-aged journalists can pretend that they’re still hip? The card game Gother than Thou was much funnier.

I’m still waiting for someone to do a demolition job the obscenely-overrated Morrisey and his drooling fanboys.

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Bad news from Greece

BBC NEWS | Technology | Greek net cafes face ruin
Looks any celebrations regarding the demise of the Greek ban on computer gaming were premature. The Taliban-like Greek government has now appealed against the court throwing out their insane law as unconstitutional, and are now using underhand tactics to enforce it – such as confiscating computers from cybercafes and then setting a trial date months into the future, by which time their victims will financally ruined whatever the outcome of the court case might turn out to be.

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