Author Archives: Tim Hall

Titanic vs. Thames Turbos

Cold Spring Shops considers the fate of second and third class passengers on the Titanic and wonders:

Did steerage fares trade at a discount that reflected a somewhat higher probability of drowning in a shipwreck account the first- and second-class passengers had first crack at the lifeboats? (Anybody remember the camp song with the stanza that ends “So they sent them down below/where they were the first to go/It was sad when the great ship went down?” I am collecting variants of the chorus. So far I have “husbands and wives, little children lost their lives,” “uncles and aunts, little babies wet their pants,” and “fishies and turtles, little ladies lost their girdles.” Other contributions welcome.)

Thinking about some modern train designs, it almost seems that the opposite is true; in many modern designs, such as the class 166 “Thames Turbo”, the first class accomodation is at the extreme ends of the set, where the premium price passengers are most likely to die in the event of a serious collision! Of course, the lower seating density of the first class section means the total death toll might be lower than if an equivalent section of second class seating gets flattened, so perhaps things balance out.

Or perhaps, because crashes are actually very infrequent, this factor wasn’t even considered.

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Og Speak!

From Caveat Lector, complete caveman grammatical rules! And not one mention of the word “Versimillitude”. Now you too can speak like a Sun reader or football supporter!

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More locomotives!

The trouble with trying to build up a model locomotive fleet including some discontinued items is that sometimes, like London buses, they all turn up at once! I’ve seriously overspent my model railway budget this month. First there was the Roco Re4/4iv in Bahn 2000 livery I won in an eBay auction.

Re4/4iv at Goppenstein

Then not one, but two Arnold BLS Re4/4s

BLS Re4/4s on freight

Pity that the Arnold model is quite dated, and rather crude by today’s standards. These locomotives are very much the workhorses of the Bern Lötchberg Simplon main line, working in pairs moving freight trains up the ruling 3% grades through the heart of the Swiss Alps, and any model of this line needs these locos in quantity. Now I’ve managed to accumulate four of these models, I expect Kato or Fleischmann to announce a new state-of-the art flywheel drive model to render these four obsolete!

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Comments

Yes, I am aware the comments seem to be broken. It looks like an index is farkled. Any comments you make are being committed to the database, and are being emailed to me. But they’re not currently displaying :(

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And God said “Lights”

From BlogCritics, THE BIBLE: Post-Modern Edition. The first chapter of Genesis comes out like this:

In the beginning, the signal had yet to be broadcast. A darkness covered the scene.

Then God said, “Lights!”

God saw how good the light was. God then separated the light from darkness and created three work shifts: Day, night and graveyard.

Then God said, “Camera!”

Or the modern-day Tower of Babel

Then, in the 1980s, “Cable Television” came into its own, followed shortly thereafter by the personal computer. By the end of the 20th century, Internet access became affordable and very popular.

Soon, the world was “media saturated”. Many small, niche markets appeared. True communication began to be fractured and unruly.

The signal-to-noise ratio dropped dramatically.

And the Lord said, “Behold, the people is one, and they have all one language; and this they begin to do: and now nothing will be restrained from them, which they have imagined to do. Go to, let us go down, and there confound their language, that they may not understand one another’s speech.”

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Chronologically Challenged

First North Western must be short of stock today. They announced that the 8:24 was running a Reginald Perrin-style 22 minutes late (Escaped puma at Heaton Chapel?), then when it finally turned up, instead of the usual class 323 electric, in rattled an ancient class 101 DMU.

Dating from 1958, these are just about the oldest trains on the network. They were supposed to have been withdrawn something like five years ago, but FNW’s latest trains, the shiny new class 175s, have failed to work as reliably as hoped. A dwindling number of ancient relics from a past age have to soldier on.

Could have been worse. Tonight I might have to travel home in one of the ghastly 4-wheeled class 142 “Nodding Donkeys”, a strong candidate for the worst trains ever built.

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You know you’re a Railfan if..

Cold Spring Shops (Scroll down, archives are Bloggered) notes that rail enthusiasts see things in numbers and acronyms that ‘mundanes’ never spot, using some model numbers selected by the motor industry such as “A4″ and “4-4-2″ as examples. I saw our internal phone directory at work, where one office has five digit extensions all beginning with “37″ and noted a lot of them are St.Blazey allocated locomotives. Not quite sure what that says about me.

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Gypsycon V

Just back from four solid days of gaming at Gypsycon in deepest Cambridgeshire, hence the total lack of blogging for so long that the blog disappeared!

Gypsycon is hosted by one of the founders of Dreamlyrics, and attended by about two dozen members of that site. Over the course of the four day weekend eleven day-long RPGs took place, including one GMed by myself; I’m sure you can guess which one.

If the games we played are typical of what gamers are up to, the “All your game are belong to d20″ plan for world domination just isn’t happening:

  • Castle Falkenstein
  • Call of Cthulhu
  • “Work in Progress” (Completely systemless, with no character sheets!)
  • Fudge
  • Cyberpunk (2 games)
  • GURPS Kalyr
  • Adventure!
  • D&D3
  • Conspiracy X
  • Marvel Superheroes

I can’t comment on the games I didn’t play in, although the MSH game ended up in the swimming pool!. The games I played in involved preventing Confederate terrorists with a midgit submarine from blowing up the Brooklyn Bridge on it’s opening ceremony, finding a subterranian city of snake people ruled by a corrupt Frenchman, and keeping alien weaponry out of the hands of the Chinese military. Meanwhile the game I ran demonstrated just what happens when you fire an electrolaser inside a flour mill.

With this long standing gathering over the Easter weekend, I was disappointed that Gen Con UK chose to move from their long established September date to the same weekend. For me, it was no contest as to which one to go to. Now I hear reports that attendance at GenCon UK is sixty percent down this year. Serves them right!

And I’ve still got “If I was a Deep One” from “Shoggoth on the Roof” stuck in my head.

Bloblobloblobloblobloblobloblobloblobloblobloblob!

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The loss of the museum

I still believe it’s a good thing that the people of Iraq have been liberated from a brutal dictatorship. But I also believe it should have been possible to do this without losing the entire contents of the National Museum of Iraq.

It’s been compared with the loss of the Library of Alexandria

While I don’t know all the facts, there’s some evidence that Donald Rumsfeld is personally responsible for this; it was his idea to have only just enough troops to defeat the small proportion of the Iraqi military that might fight back, and not nearly enough to maintain order once Saddam’s regime collapsed.

Rumsfeld blames the messenger, and idiotically accuses TV of showing the same woman taking the same vase over and over. Truth is, like a depressing proportion of militarists throughout history, he’s a total bloody philistine; he couldn’t care less about the irreplaceble archeological treasures lost. Nothing, but nothing matters more than short term military gains.

“Who cares about a few rocks?”, said one right-wing ‘usual suspect’ on Pyramid Online, typifying the neo-conservative attitude. I suspect a few on the right-wing lunatic fringe even dislike museums on principle, seeing them as statist, socialist institutions, and believe the place for irreplacable archeological artefacts is the hands of wealthy individual collectors.

I wonder how these fools would feel if a mob destroyed the last surviving copies of Ayn Rand’s “Atlas Shrugged” and Heinlein’s “Starship Troopers”?

Scott is also very angry about this.

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Beware the Rhombi!

Matt at Interconnected gets non-Euclidian with Penrose Tiles (well, perhaps not strictly non-Euclidian, but…)

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