Author Archives: Tim Hall

Switzerland!

Got my travel documents in the post today. Two weeks until I go on holiday to Spiez in the land of chocolate, cuckoo clocks and trains that run on time. Not only is Speiz a holiday resort in the heart of the beautiful Bernese Oberland, but it’s also a major railway junction and operational headquarters of the Bern Lötchberg Simplon railway.

The BLS over the Lötchberg pass is one of the world’s classic rail routes, with a 3% ruling grade in both directions. It’s part of a major international through route between northern and southern Europe, carrying heavy passenger and freight traffic. Spiez is the start of the mountain section; the north ramp runs up the narrow Kander valley, with the famous double loop at Blausee-Mitholz. At the end of the grade the line plunges through the 9 mile summit tunnel bored through solid granite, before the spectacular south ramp, descending on a ledge high up the Rhone valley through a succession of tunnels and bridges, to end at the junction at Brig with the SBB Simplon route, leading on into Italy.

I’ll try not to spend my entire holiday watching trains, and take at least some pictures that aren’t of Re4/4s, Re465s and the new Re485s!

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Blue Öyster Cult – A Long Day’s Night

Blue Öyster Cult are one of many 70s bands living in ‘reduced circumstances’, playing small clubs in cities where they once played enormodomes. While fads and fashions have passed on to newer and younger bands, these acts still can still rock the house.

With only three hit singles, but a very strong back catalogue of albums, BÖC aren’t one of those bands that have played the same set for the past 20 years, with many different songs rotating in and out of the set from the set from tour to tour. This live set, recorded in Chicago in June 2002, spans the band’s entire 30 year career, from two numbers from their eponymous 1971 debut, to “Dance on Stilts” from their last studio opus, “Curse of the Hidden Mirror”.

The album opens with a slightly messy version of “Stairway to the Stars”, spoiled by some rather over-busy drumming from Bobby Rondinelli, but subsequent numbers are much better as the band get into their stride. High spots are “Quicklime Girl”, an oldie recently brought into the set, “Harvest Moon”, the standout song from their 1998 comeback album “Heaven Forbid”, “Perfect Water”, much heaver than the studio version on “Club Ninja”, and an excellent version of the band’s best song, “Astronomy”, with an extended solo from Buck Dharma. The album ends, of course, with the compulsory and overexposed hits “Godzilla” and “Don’t Fear the Reaper”, the former broken up with unnecessary solos (bass solos? Gaaak! Buck’s guitar solos are worth listening to because he’s one of rock’s great guitarists, but I can’t listen to drum solos unless they’re by someone in Neil Peart’s or Carl Palmer’s league. And the bass guitar is not a solo instrument, period)

Overall, this isn’t quite a classic live album in the class of 1977′s “Some Enchanted Evening”. But it’s a good record of a hardworking band who still rock out and outperform many people half their age. I’ve already got tickets for their British tour next month!

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FAB!

FAB NEWS, all you wanted to know about the new Thunderbirds film.

FAB1 doesn’t quite seem right not being based on a Rolls Royce somehow. This is the vehicle my nephew and niece saw at Cliveden in Berkshire a couple of weeks ago. On their return they asked me to guess what they’d seen, and I guessed it first try. Don’t know what inspired the guess, apart from the fact I knew a film was in the works, and my nephew is a Thunderbirds fanatic.

I remember seeing the full sized prop of FAB1 driving down Slough High St in the sixties. Since the original series was done with models, I have to wonder why anyone built a full sized replica. But then I’ve seen an original series Batmobile wandering the streets of Britain…

(Link from Scott)

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Stupid link of the day

The incredible Train Spotting Simulator captures the experience of watching trains in a remote backwater of the railway network.

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And they complain about British food

Brian Micklethwait writes in Transport Blog about the airline food served from the Polish airline, Lot

At its heart was a lump of sludge that could have been anything, but which I prefer to think of as Filboid Studge the food of that name featured in a short story of that name by Saki. Is it made of cement? Glue? Three dimensional blotting/toilet paper? Some sort of industrialised chicken substitute? The hooves of horses ground up and then turned into … well, that would be glue again I suppose.

People used to make jokes about British Rail food: the curled up sandwiches and rock solid sausage rolls (Built Crewe, 1959). Nowadays the quality of the food is rather better, but the standard joke is that you need to take out a second mortgage to afford it.

Update one:. A certain commenter, who shall be nameless but has lived and worked in Poland, has this to say:

This guy is obviously an idiot and wouldn’t know his kotlet from his bigos!! Polish food is ‘bardzo dobrze’ That’s very good by the way Pan Micklethwait.

Update two: Brian has discovered an entire site dedicated to airline food, the appropriately named www.airlinemeals.net. Yes, anything you can possibly image does exist on the Internet

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Which train company are you?

Steve Karlson is entirely to blame for this! What British train company are you?

As for which one I am, I’m not telling, for I know all the answers…

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Bush Playing Cards!

After that pack of Iraqi regime playing cards, Uggabugga suggests a Bush Regime set. It had to be done.

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Which Doctor Who season are you?

One in a stupid outfit

You are Season One. You bear little to no resemblance to anything that happened afterwards. You are monochrome. Leave me alone so I can pretend you don’t exist.

Which Doctor Who Season Are You?
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Link from Perverse Access Memory. Actually I’m too young to remember the William Hartnell years.

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Random Distractions

The Wandering Distraction Table, for things to interrupt your gaming session. All these are (allegedly) real incidents.

Some highlights:

18: Cat throws up on game supplies.
19: Cat scatters books, papers, dice, miniatures, etc. while being chased by other cat/room-mate/room-mate’s-boyfriend/phantom mice.

and this trio of related events

21: Host’s room-mate (who’s bedroom shares a thin wall with the gaming area) has loud and rowdy sex.
22: Room-mate’s-boyfriend crosses game space to bathroom while completely naked.
23: Room-mate crosses game space to bathroom wearing only a towel.

and finally:

40: Player who has left the table to get a drink decides to play with the Victorian hand-cranked centrifuge on the mantelpiece and gets hit by one of the rotating tube holders.

(Archived from a thread on Pyramid Online)

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Which country are you?

Strewth! I’m Australia!

Australia

Australia – Founded as a gigantic prison colony, Australia has turned into a Mid-Level world power. Known for its wildlife and culture.

Positives:
Reformed.
Culturally Admired.
Mid-Level Power.
Renouned Flora and Fauna.

Negatives:
Founded by Criminals.
Island Nation (Isolated).
Talk Funny.

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(Link from Castel Dodge)

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