Author Archives: Tim Hall

Now usable with Netscape!

I’ve tweaked the template a bit (removing Blog.Hotornot’s dodgy javascript thingy) to make the page render properly in Netscape 4. It doesn’t look pretty, but it should be usable. It’s not going to look pretty either; Netscape 4′s implementation of CSS (which the Moveable Type templates make heavy use of) is too broken for that. And I’m not going to strip out all the <div> tags to replace them with <font>. Netscape 4 is really history now; it’s not worth my while making this site look perfect in what’s now an obsolete piece of software!

I haven’t had the chance to test this using Mozilla or Opera – any Mozilla or Opera (Or Netscape 6 for that matter) users out there like to comment on how this blog looks?

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The Demon Drink?

Bible Geek pointed me at this and this at razormouth.com, about Christian attitudes towards drink.

Those articles make my glad my parents brought me up with a responsible attitude towards alcohol.

I grew up as (and still am) a Methodist, a church which has historically been very anti-alchohol, a reaction against the gin palaces prevalent in John Wesley’s day – “Drunk for a penny, Dead drunk for tuppence, Straw to lie on free” was their slogan, I’m told. Alcohol is still a Big Issue in some sections of the church, although far less nowadays than it used to be. I remember the church amateur dramatics group back in the 1970s blue-pencilling lines in plays with any reference to alcohol.

I know a Methodist minister who’s claimed that every alcoholic he’s ever had to deal with was either the child of an alcoholic, or the child of a total abstainer. This lends weight to the attitudes in the articles, although the fact that there are genetic factors involved in alcoholism could well be a another factor.

We British seem to have problems with our alcohol culture, with far too much so-called “binge drinking” often resulting in drunken violence, as seen in many town and city centres on a Friday night. Our continental cousins don’t seem to have anything like the same problem, despite drinking as much or even more alcohol than we do in total. I think we have lessons to learn from them.

I don’t know so much about the situation in America, but the “demon drink” meme seems stronger there, maybe as a legacy from the days of prohibition. On the other hand, the seemingly out-of-control ‘war on drugs’ appears to indicate that at least some Americans haven’t learned any lessons from the prohibition laws.

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A sight for the sorest of eyes?

This was posted to the Britrail mailing list last night by a train driver called “Mike”.

Today Sunday 13th October I was due to sit spare at work. However due to the high winds here on the South Coast (Sussex) a tree fell across the railway line and one of my colleagues ran into it breaking the flexible brake hose on the front of his train. therefore I was scrambled to get a new unit out of the shed at Littlehampton and work it to London Victoria and back.

On the return trip from Victoria working the 21:17 to Portsmouth the rain was still falling and being driven by the cold winds. We arrived at East Croydon with time to spare and departed on time as well. As I passed under the station and road bridge the rain was lashing down still, the night sky was softly illuminated by the yellow glow from street lights. My eye spotted something that looked a bit unusual on the up slow line, it was the headlight that first drew my attention. My train gave a sudden jerk as it lost traction on the slippery rails, I shut off power content to coast over the points before trying again.

The headlight on the up slow drew closer and I could also see some dimmer lights to the side of it, and what looked like a very low cloud following it!

Then there she was, the unmistakable lines of a Bullied Pacific, just as she drew level with me she let out a long ghostly whistle to warn people as she headed towards the station. I caught a glimpse of the driver in the cab and the fireman hard at it, then the well maintained coaches passed by with passengers enjoying a far nicer time than the ones on my train.

All too soon this marvelous spectacle was gone, the distinctive smell of smoke lingered for a while but this to soon left as my train picked up speed and headed into the night. I realised that the 4CIG unit (1803) had probably seen sights like this back when it was new in 1963.

It’s moments like this that make it all worthwhile and I wanted to share this with you. I think the loco was Clan Line I am afraid I was too shocked to think to make a note. The time was 21:37 and thank heavens for falling trees that’s all I can say

Not sure what the “kettle” working was, but it demonstrates that main-line steam excursions are sufficiently commonplace in Britain that it’s not a national event every time one happens. I remember queuing for a ticket at Slough three or four years back and hearing a steam engine whistle – then saw “Clan Line” rolling through on the down slow line with the VSOE pullman set; a magnificent sight!

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Bali Atrocity

BBC NEWS | World | South Asia | Disbelief at devastation
The awful tragedy in Bali, with the current death toll reported to be 187, mostly Australians, hasn’t really sunk in.

The terrible truth is that terrorists always strike when and where you least expect them. While the obvious prime suspects have to be Islamic militants with links to Al-Queda, this article suggests another group of suspects – Indonesian nationalists wanting revenge on Australia over the loss of East Timor, which they blame on Australia. I suppose a mentality that was prepared to murder a third of the population of East Timor is quite evil enough commit an atrocity like this. Perhaps the culprits are a toxic combination of Islamic militancy and nationalism.

Guys, I’m not convinced that invading Iraq is going to make these guys go away.

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We want your comments!

Hardly anyone but Scott even seems to post comments!

A few days ago, I posted my favourite guitar solos.. I’m a bit disappointed that no-one (except Scott) has commented on them. Does everyone agree with my top six?

If you feel you have something to say about something on this blog, then say it!

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Fun with the Smart Engine

The Smart Engine tries to answer your multiple choice questions. Not sure how it works, but Cory Doctorow suspects it’s doing searches in Google and comparing the sizes of the result sets.

I tried the following, starting with an easy one; who recorded “Abominog”

(a) Uriah Heep
(b) Led Zeppelin
(c) The Spice Girls
(d) Belgium

It got that one right, so I tried making it match up the following bloggers with their blogs

(a) Andrew Ian Dodge
(b) Dawn Olsen
(c) Scott M Baron
(d) Peter Mandleson

It correctly matched the first two, but seems to think that Scott is the MP for Hartlepool. (As far as I know, Mandy doesn’t have a blog)

I asked it about Tony Blair – is he?

(a) Dubya’s poodle
(b) An arrogant control freak
(c) Nothing but a cheesy grin
(d) Belgium

This clearly confused it, because it answered (d).

It’s pretty clueless on trains – I gave it a list of these four first-generation British locomotive manufacturers:

(a) Brush
(b) English Electric
(c) Beyer-Peacock
(d) North British

It seems to think Class 47s, class 50s and Hymeks all came from North British. Which is clearly wrong, because all of them actually worked.

However, when asked about Virgin Train’s new trains

(a) Voyagers
(b) Turbostars
(c) Pacers
(d) A load of rubbish

It correctly picked option (d)

Addendum: I realised there was no gaming one, so let’s match Roleplaying games with monsters.

(a) Shoggoth
(b) Neo-Otyugh
(c) Broo
(d) Peter Mandelson

And this time, it got all four of them right – although “New Labour:The Spinning” has yet to be published :)

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Game Wish 17: Props

Turn of a Friendly Die: WISH 17: Props

How do you use props in your game? Give three examples, and discuss why you use them. What do they bring to the game? Are there any downsides to using them? For those who do convention games, are there differences between the props you use in campaigns and the props you use for con rounds?

The only props I’ve made real use of are maps, both A3 hand-drawn ones for face-to-face games, and electronic ones (drawn using Campaign Cartographer) for my on-line games.

This is an example, the city of Filgeth, used on my Dreamlyrics game, KLR.
Map of the city of Filgeth

I’ve also drawn quick tactical maps of interiors of buildings to help with fight scenes from time to time.

I find maps useful in visualising the setting of the game. I know one group that believes you shouldn’t try to map the city in a city-based game, on the grounds that it limits things; I find the opposite is true; having a map defined seems to generate ideas. The biggest downside is simply that they take a lot of time to prepare – someone commented about my A3 city map (which goes down to individual building level) “This is the work of someone with too much time on their hands!”.

I haven’t made great use of props other than maps. I’ve never used minatures in games I’ve GMed, although I’ve played in many with minatures, including loads of resin castings of furniture.

That infamous tape of Ümläüt doesn’t count – although it was inspired by a game, it’s never been used within the game itself.

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The Wrong Type of Seawater


Voyager at Dawlish

Virgin Trains are very proud of their new Voyagers. Their website goes into great detail about how wonderful they are. Other people are less impressed, complaining about cramped interiors, lack of luggage space, and the fact that these four or five coach trains have replaced older seven coach trains, and can’t cope with the crowds.

Now a new problem has occurred; it appears that they don’t like seawater. I haven’t yet read the full story of yesterday’s Dawlish sea wall fiasco, but it seems that between five and seven of these shiny new trains failed on the same five mile stretch of track that runs along the sea wall.

Hugh Dady takes up the story on the SWRG mailing list

The evening high tide has now passed and with the wind now moderated, trains again running normally again with the exception of Virgin who are running an HST only service i.e. very little.

Will try and post todays happenings tomorrow – they have been long and complex but for those still dying to know, Voyager 220024 forming 1S69 sat in Dawlish station for some time today before setting off at around 1130 only to collapse between there and the Rockstone bridge. Thunderbird 47756 had already been scrambled but its progress (as it had to run wrong line from Teignmouth) was hampered by a down 221 which itself was in trouble on the sea wall. After running round at the Warren 47756 arrived to attach to 220024 around 1220 but it took just over an hour to complete this operation. All sorts of problems and crew clearly unfamiliar with carrying out the procedure in anger. Further delays caused by the inability to build sufficient air pressure to release brakes so the cavalcade did not set sail until 1325 some two and a half hours after first reaching Dawlish. Arrival at Exeter was at 1340 where the train was terminated with the 47 removing the errant 220 to Riverside Yard almost immediately for decoupling.

A full account of a pretty unhappy Princess will be posted tomorrow – I am still trying to work out what was what as things went from bad to worse through much of the day. Amey staff on site have confirmed that there have been no problems with the signalling or infrastructure during what was a fairly mild easterly weather pattern. No other reported problems from other trains so sadly it was just the Voyager fleet that brought the service to a standstill through much of the day. Wessex indicators at Dawlish are still displaying a note at 2200 this evening saying that the service remains disrupted as a result of “several Virgin Cross Country train failures between Exeter and Newton Abbot today”.

H.D.

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The Prior-Art-O-Matic on RPGs

Let’s see what the The Prior-Art-O-Matic has to say about RPG game systems…

FUDGE is a scooter that makes you invisible! It extends at the touch of a button and loves you as a person.

d20 is a security camera that has been featured in Star Trek! It kills weeds down to the root.

GURPS is an earring that’s made of rubber!

Hero System is like a normal hi-fi, but it has a built-in calculator

(This one is eerily appropriate)

Storyteller is a pudding that talks, is bigger on the inside than the outside and is different every time you use it.

(This one is even more eerily appropriate!)

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Junk Science?

A Skeptical Blog has an interesting post regarding the American right’s hostility towards science, suggesting that support for the oxymoronic “Creation Science” isn’t just a sop to the religious right, but part of a wider agenda to suggest that science is subjective, and evidence for things like global warming will go away if people stop believing in them. (Link From Body and Soul).

Sometimes it seems to me that some people on the right really do think that reality is subjective, and scientific truths that have uncomfortable consequences for certain business interests and ideologies will conveniently go away as soon as people stop believing in them. I remember reading a free-marketist pamphlet a while ago apparently arguing for a ‘consensual reality’ when it came to the environment (either that, or the arguments weren’t very clear). Either such people have been playing too much Mage:The Ascension, or they’re economists, and think that just because an economy is a sort of consensual reality, the same applies to the physical universe.

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