20 Favourite albums, Part 3

5 more, 5 to go….

Led Zeppelin – Four Symbols

I thought very hard about not including this album, because it comes up as #1 on all those classic rock lists. But in the end I had to include it here. As for ‘Stairway to Heaven’, the song has only been spoiled by over-exposure. Just try and remember the first time you heard it.

Marillion – Brave

It’s very difficult to choose just one Marillion album; they’ve done many great ones, including all four they did with Fish, and last year’s superb “Anoraknophobia”. In the end, I have to choose “Brave”, their dark and intense concept album that appeared just after so many fans had written them off after it’s blandly commercial predecessor.

Pink Floyd – The Wall

An album which divides Pink Floyd fans; some think this was the beginning of the end for the band. It was reviled by the critics when it first appeared; Sounds notorious punk/indie pseud Dave McCulloch slammed it for containing too many guitar solos and gave it one star. Cloth-eared twit! Whatever I think of Water’s semi-autobiographical concept, I still love the music, especially those Dave Gilmour solos that Sounds’ critic hated so much.

Queensrÿche – Operation Mindcrime

I know I’m a sucker for concept albums, but 80s metal didn’t get better than this. The Seattle-based quintet’s finest hour, the concept is about cyberpunkish tale of an assassin drawn into a cult. Very much a product of it’s time (Cyberpunk was big in the 80s), but the powerful twin guitar attack and Geoff Tate’s distinctive voice passes the test of time.

Rainbow – On Stage

I always felt Ritchie Blackmore was constrained in the studio, and really shone playing live. The late 70s, both with Mk3 Purple and Rainbow saw some of his most ferocious playing. For Blackmore fans, this one is a must-have. It’s not just Blackmore who shines here, just listen to the way Ronnie Dio interprets Deep Purple’s “Mistreated” and makes the song his own. It wasn’t just punk bands that had the energy in 1977!

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Dream Layouts

This came up on the Ngauge mailing list

If you had more money, and British N gauge gear wasn’t as rare as rocking horse droppings (as it appears to be at present, especially the models) and so on – What layout would you have if you could be totally let off the leash with it? E.g. Features, Loco’s, etc?

My dream layout would be a US-style ‘system layout’ based on Cornwall. The layout would start with Penzance, including Long Rock carriage sidings. The other end of the layout would consist of the china clay hubs of Burngullow, Par/St Blazey and Lostwithiel.

That’s the minimum; if there was even more space I might include Fowey docks, Goonbarrow and Parkindillick clay works, Liskeard and Moorswater including the viaduct and the spiral, and Plymouth North Road which could function as a terminus. And of course Saltash Bridge as a set-piece scene.

Time period would be mid-80s to present day. The sad thing is, I’m probably got enough stock to populate all this.

Dream Layout ‘B’ would be the Bern Lotchberg Simplon main line from Speiz to Brig, incorporating Frutigen, Blausee Mitholz, Kandersteg and Goppenstein.

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Gen Con UK report, part 2

Let’s make Scott even more jealous.

Friday – I used up all my positive dice karma playing Ogre, in which I rolled so many sixes in the early part of the battle that the other poor guy didn’t stand a chance! First time I’ve ever played Ogre, which is Steve Jackson Games‘ wargame of futuristic tank combat

RPG of the day was a game of GURPS Transhuman Space game run by Phil Masters, in which I got the nerdish techie with no social skills called “Derek” (And that’s not the first time a convention GM has given me a character like that!)

Then there was the friday night Pyramidian dinner at Belgo Centraal in Covent Garden, arranged by Harvey Mills and attended by Phil Masters, Ken Hite, John B, Jan Hendriks, Constantine Thomas, Ian McDonald and myself. At least two people came armed with cameras, I’m worried that one or both might have scanners, so pictures of me might end up on the net. Great to meet Ken Hite, though lines like “Pre-industrial genocide is a lost art” preserve his scary reputation. (Have you read the introduction to Suppressed Transmission?)

I won’t say why I associate Belgo Centraal with the Jerry Springer Show, it’s a long story.

Saturday – Morning saw me play in the first ever game of Star Munchkin to be played in the UK. Much the same rules as Munchkin, and just as funny. This one is a parody of SF cliches rather than of Dungeons and Dragons, with monsters like Captain Quirk (who comes in peace), Bottle Bottle (who follows you around and whines), and Great Cthulhu himself. John Kovalic’s artwork is up to his usual standards. And I killed Bottle Bottle!

Finally I played in a demo game of Nobilis. Nobilis is an interesting RPGs, with PCs of god-like power, each representing a concept which can vary from “The Hunt”, “Spirals” (two examples from the game) to “Aircraft” or “Mauve”. Each PC represents the embodiment of that concept, and can do just about anything possible to something to which that concept applies. Probably not really to my taste in games, but very good for players that are good at improvising on the spot. Still, it’s fun for a change of pace.

To sum up? It’s larger than last year, with four floors rather than three. There were two irritating things; one was that the demo hall closed at 6pm because the demo areas were intermingled with the traders; this caused one game to have to hurriedly relocate. The second irritant was the somewhat overpriced catering. Overall, a good con, plenty of games, a good turnout of SJG’s Men In Black. Bumped into quite a few old friends from previous cons, such as Pyramidians Trotsky and Jo Ramsey, and Dreamlyrics members AJ and L’Ange.

Now I’ll have to read all the RPG stuff I’ve bought; Decipher‘s new Lord of the Rings RPG, The Kaiin Players Guide for the Dying Earth RPG, and finally Barbarian Adventures and Orlanth is Dead for Hero Wars.

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Gen Con UK report, part 1

I’ve survived the first day of Gen Con UK, even if we made a complete mess of the GURPS Cliffhangers adventure. For once it was truly bad tactical decisions, not awful dice rolling which caused things like my character getting stuck inside a crashing plane. At least I didn’t completely miss the bad guys’ Zeppellin!

Don’t like the way the demo hall closes at 6pm, which means any in-progress games have to relocate if they haven’t finished by then. Fortunately there was a free table tonight in the CCG hall; probably by the weekend these tables will be filled with hordes of Magic:the Gathering players so such an option won’t be possible.

Full report on the rest of the con on Sunday – Tomorrow night I’m at the Pyramidian dinner at Belgo’s in Covent Garden.

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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever

Memetic Life has a collection of really bad metaphors allegedly from US High School essays.

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The Computer can read your mind

Either that, or it’s got speech recognition you didn’t know it had. Try this ESP Experiment!

No thinking traitorous thoughts, comrade. The Computer is your friend! Thanks to Twylyte on Dreamlyrics for the link.

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20 Favourite Albums: Part 2

Here’s the next five of my Nick Hornby-like list of 20 favourite albums.

Dream Theater – Metropolis II: Scenes from a Memory

Dream Theater are the pack leaders of the prog-metal scene. Earlier albums such as “Images and Words” showed they had the chops, even though some of the songs turned into poorly-structured jams. They progressed through the darker and heavier “Awake”, and the tighter, more radio-friendly “Falling Into Infinity”. Their masterpiece, “Metropolis II” combines the best elements of these three preceding albums, and shows how they’ve developed compositional and arrangement skills to match their undoubted instrumental virtuosity. It goes without saying that this is a concept album, the theme being memories of past lives, and a murder mystery.

Genesis – Selling England by the Pound

I’ve reviewed this album on this blog before. I find it difficult to choose between this and “The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway”; both show the band at their peak, before Peter Gabriel left and the band began to turn away to a more commercial, blander direction. This is what 70s prog-rock was all about; Peter Gabriel’s sometimes surreal lyrics, complex classically-influenced arrangements, and lengthy instrumental workouts spotlighting Steve Hackett’s liquid guitar and Tony Banks’ keyboard skills.

IQ – Subterrainea

IQ had a chequered history. They began in the early 80s, and their early albums “Tales from the Lush Attic” and “The Wake” were clearly derivative of Gabriel-era Genesis. With a different singer they tried a more commercial approach with the “Nonzamo” and “Are You Sitting Comfortably” albums. They vanished for several years before reforming, back with the original vocalist Peter Nicholls. Their new sound was a more polished combination the best elements of the two earlier phases of their career. Of the three post-reunion albums, the second, the double concept album “Subterrania” shows them at their best.

Jon Lord – Sarabande

Attempts to combine rock and classical music get a bad press. Sometimes it works, and sometimes it doesn’t. This 1976 solo album by Deep Purple’s Jon Lord is an album that works, and is the best of several solo albums he’s released in parallel to his career in Deep Purple and Whitesnake. It’s based on the concept of baroque dance suite. Featuring Andy Somers, later of The Police on guitar, the rock band and the orchestra integrate into a single whole; sometimes the band play the theme with the orchestra adding tonal colour, in other places the orchestra takes the theme with band providing rhythmic support. Listeners are also treated to an extended jazz-rock workout from Jon’s Hammond.

King Crimson – In the Court of the Crimson King

King Crimson were to define the progressive rock sound, and then move on to different things as soon as making this musical statement. Although later incarnations of Crimson formed around guitarist Robert Fripp, this one is dominated by the soaring vocals of Greg Lake and the mellotron on Ian McDonald, and of course, the marvelous baroque lyrics of Pete Sinfield, although Fripp shines on the metallic opener, the classic “21st Century Schizoid Man”.

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A new meaning to “Buffer Kissing”

An enthusiast charter marking the farewell to the Class 58 hits the buffers at Walton-on-Naze in Essex. The train, named the “bone-breaker” after the nickname of the class 58, “Bones” ended up breaking bones of two passengers (one with broken leg, and one with a couple of cracked ribs) after a 5mph collision with the buffer stops. The cause is so far unknown. 29 other people suffered minor injuries.

Walton-on-Naze has a reputation for being one of the most snobbish towns in England. The place was notorious for refusing to give planning permission for a chip shop because it would attract “the wrong element”. Not sure what they make of a trainload of stranded class 58 fans.

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20 Favourite Albums, Part 1

Over on BlogCritics, someone (can’t remember who) suggested the reviewers came up with a list of their top ten albums to give people an idea of where they’re coming from musically. He admitted the whole thing is a bit Nick Hornby-ish, but a lot of people like compiling lists, so here’s the first part of mine. Mine’s a top twenty because I couldn’t pare the list down to ten, even by ruling that no artist could have more then one album in the list.

Anyway, without further ado, here are the first five, listed alphabetically

Anathema – Judgement

Anathema began life as a standard death-metal act, all grinding riffs and death-grunt vocals. But once their original vocalist left, and rhythm guitarist Vincent Cavanagh took over vocals, things started to change. By the time they recorded “Judgement”, a strong Pink Floyd influence had crept in and they were sounding as much progressive rock as metal. “Judgement” is an atmospheric and emotional work, musically balancing light and shade, metal riffs contrasting with delicate acoustic passages.

Asia – Asia

Most critics scoffed at the idea of this supergroup, consisting of ex-Yes men Steve Howe and Geoff Downes, ELP’s Carl Palmer John Wetton of King Crimson, Uriah Heep and UK fame. While many expected a prog-muso chops-fest, what we got was a superb AOR pop-rock album, with the instrumental breaks cut back to fit the songs. Great combination of good playing, good songs, and powerful production, sadly they were never able to repeat the quality of this debut.

Black Sabbath – Heaven and Hell

I know I’m probably a heretic for prefering Ronnie Dio’s operatic melodrama to Ozzy’s angst-ridden howl, but to me Dio’s voice and Toni Iommi’s guitar seemed a perfect match. As much the follow-up to Rainbow’s “Long Live Rock and Roll” as to “Never Say Die”, this is a great metal album when considered on it’s own merits rather than in comparison to the Ozzy canon.

Blue Öyster Cult – Secret Treaties

Blue Öyster Cult have always been my favourite American band, with their multi-layered sound, high wierdness lyrics and Buck Dharma’s wonderful guitar playing. All their albums are good, most of them are great, and this album, their third, is their best.

Deep Purple – Machine Head

What can I say about Deep Purple? One of the defining groups of the heavy metal genre, with the riffs that inspired a generation of bedroom air-guitarists, some of whom would go on to pick up real guitars and form the next generation of bands in the 1980s and beyond, even if most guitar shop owners are sick of hearing “Smoke on the Water”. Every song on this album is a classic; no filler at all.

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The Alphabet Synthesis Machine

Thanks to Eric Olsen for this one: The Alphabet Synthesis Machine – generate your own fictional alphabet, and download it as a true type font!

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