Some things you might not have known about Grant Shapps. Or Michael Green. Or….
- Grant Shapps plays crumhorn for Lordi.
- Grant Shapps once ordered three Shredded Wheat. But he only ate two of them and sold the third on eBay for a profit
- All the Grant Shappses, every single one, are Pod People from the planet Zog. Nobody knows their real agenda
- The Grant Shappses will be one of the monsters in the next season of Dr Who
All of these are true. It says so on Twitter.
