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Snark vs Smarm: Two Wrongs Don’t Make a Right

Smarm vs SnarkA lot of people have been talking about Tom Socca’s Gawker piece “On Smarm“, in which he argues than snark and sarcasm are a necessary response to “Smarm”, which he defines as dishonest nonsense serving the interests of power. He raises a few valid points, though his argument is as full of holes as a Swiss cheese, and you can see him lining up the straw men as if they’re dominoes.

Allan Mott has written a strong riposte which sums up a lot of my thoughts.

But the crucial miscalculation in Scocca’s argument is that the only reason smarm is the antithesis to snark is because both are equally flawed as rhetorical devices. By reacting as it does against the forces he laments snark does as much damage as it prevents. It’s fighting toxic waste with toxic waste—a defence that only leads to more cultural pollution, not less.

No, the true weapon against both smarm and snark is sincerity. To clearly and honestly engage in a debate without invective or adornment and trust that those who you are arguing with are doing so based on their true principles and beliefs and not merely for attention, ego, profit or entertainment.

That’s precisely what I try to do as a music critic. Yes, I know well-written snark can be entertaining to read and sometimes cathartic to write; for example, Alexis Petridis’ one-star review of The Pigeon Detectives. But nothing beats sincerity and honesty, and as at least one artist has told me, the prog world in particular needs more honest reviews. When it comes to smarm and snark, there is far too much of both in the music world. There is no way, for example, that I’ll ever start writing reviews like this one.

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The Brits 2013 – Music for Bean-Counters

The Guardian’s Alexis Petridis has penned a splendidly snarky piece about the predictable nature of the Brit Awards.

In Wednesday’s Guardian, the outgoing chairman of the Brits, David Joseph, proudly announced that during his three-year tenure he had successfully rid the awards of their “chaotic” element and introduced “more gravitas”. There’s a compelling argument to suggest that gravitas isn’t necessarily the thing you’re looking for in an event that’s supposed to be celebrating a thrilling youth phenomenon, but what Joseph seemed to mean was that the Brit awards ceremony no longer has an interest in delivering surprises of any kind.

I’m assuming the “chaotic elements” include Iron Maiden winning Best Live Act a few years back, which immediately prompted that particular award to be dropped the following year, lest rock gatecrashed the party again.

“The lineup goes from pop to discovery to indie,” added Joseph, puffing the event’s supposed variety. Leaving aside the fact that he appears to have invented a hitherto-unheard-of genre called discovery, it’s perhaps worth noting that the winners aren’t really as eclectic as all that. What holds sway in the British musical mainstream in 2013 isn’t a genre so much as a certain earnestness: it’s perhaps the only thing that links Sandé’s pop-soul and Mumford & Sons’ tweedy take on acoustic folk rock.

Leaving aside the imaginary genre of “Discovery”, does anyone actually believe that manufactured pop and three-chord indie are the only forms of music that currently exist?

As Alexis Petridis makes clear, the Brits is all about celebrating commercial success. And anyone who actually knows a thing about music will recognise that mainstream success has far more to do with the amount of money thrown at promoting an act than the actual quality of the music. So anyone who accuses you of being a musical snob if you dare to suggest that the Brit Awards does not represent the best of British music is merely parading their ignorance.

The sad truth is that the majority of “mainstream” audience is now made up from people who are unaware of the existence of anything other than whatever music those who count the money want them to hear.

Unfortuately it’s still difficult to counter someone gushing about how wonderful Mumford and Sons are without sounding patronising. Or people saying Adele is one of the greatest singers because everything else they’ve heard is autotuned pop or tuneless indie. There is a whole world of great music out there, and they’re oblivious to it. Ultimately, I suppose, it’s their loss.

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