The Wandering Distraction Table, for things to interrupt your gaming session. All these are (allegedly) real incidents.
Some highlights:
18: Cat throws up on game supplies.
19: Cat scatters books, papers, dice, miniatures, etc. while being chased by other cat/room-mate/room-mate’s-boyfriend/phantom mice.
and this trio of related events
21: Host’s room-mate (who’s bedroom shares a thin wall with the gaming area) has loud and rowdy sex.
22: Room-mate’s-boyfriend crosses game space to bathroom while completely naked.
23: Room-mate crosses game space to bathroom wearing only a towel.
and finally:
40: Player who has left the table to get a drink decides to play with the Victorian hand-cranked centrifuge on the mantelpiece and gets hit by one of the rotating tube holders.
(Archived from a thread on Pyramid Online)
