Railways Blog

A blog about trains, covering photography, railway history, transport politics and modelling, in no particular order.

More pictures

More mountain main line working, on the BLS North Ramp and South Ramp, both from my Swiss trip in May this year.

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Mexican Waves at 100mph?

A Virgin Trains express does a Mexican wave on rough trackwork at Rugeley Trent Valley in Staffordshire. I would not have liked to be a passenger on that train!

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Eurostar in trouble

Some speculation on the fate of the London to Paris Eurostar services on Transport Blog. Much input from me in the comments section.

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Model Railway Webcam

Yes, Nick Dyserth has created a webcam of his workbench!

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Trains of Thought

Sometimes knowing a little, but not quite everything about railway operation can be scary. I was on board an Oxford to Paddington express approaching Reading along the up fast line of the Great Western main line into London, when we’re slowed by a signal check. I’m sitting facing forward on the right-hand side of the train, and I can see a long train of aggregate hoppers hauled by a Hanson-liveried class 59 coming off the Berks and Hants line, which merges into the GWML at the west end of the station.

So the signallers are giving the freight priority over us, I thought. But no, the Thames Turbo starts to accelerate, as if given a clear signal into the station. Are we being crossed over to platform 8 on the slow line, I wonder? No, we’ve already passed the crossover. I started to have horrifying thoughts of Southall and Ladbrooke Grove disasters.

Then to my relief I realise the freight is too far over; it’s running wrong-road on the down line; all the through tracks at Reading are bi-directional. So the two trains end up running on parallel tracks, with about two feet between the outside of the window by which I was sitting, and the wagons of the freight.

Those class 59s have now been in service for fifteen years – how time flies! When first introduced they were the first privately-owned locomotives to run on what was then British Rail, and were also the first products of General Motors to run on British rails. Little did we know then that this small American incursion was to lead to EWS’ huge order for the class 66s, the locomotive equivalent of the grey squirrel.

As I used to say in my email .sig
If you receive a ship labelled “Class 66s”, DO NOT OPEN IT! It contains a virus that will overwrite all your other locomotives.

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More parallel worlds

If you liked my earlier posting on slightly parallel universes, here are a few more ways in which just a few things might be wierdly different.

  • Ian Gillan and Roger Glover never joined Deep Purple in 1969. The first lineup of Deep Purple with Rod Evans and Nick Simper made a further three albums, which, although better and more successful than the first three, failed to set the world on fire. After Deep Purple fizzled out in 1973, guitarist Ritchie Blackmore joined Thin Lizzy as the replacement for the recently-departed Eric Bell. This lineup only survived for three albums before the inevitable clash of egos, but those incendiary albums are universally hailed as classics of the hard-rock genre. Meanwhile Gillan and Glover remained in Episode Six, who finally made a commercial breakthrough in 1970, with a string of chart singles and several successful albums.
  • The Beatles didn’t split in 1970, and continued making albums throughout the 70s, only disbanding when John Lennon was murdered. Most of the best-known songs written during that period by Lennon or McCartney, such as “Imagine” appeared as Beatles songs. However, the Rolling Stones split up in 1971, although they would reform a decade later.
  • L.Ron Hubbard never founded the Church of Scientology. However, a vaguely similar cult exists, founded by Robert Heinlein, based on some of the ideas that appeared in the Stranger in a Strange Land in our own timeline.
  • Many long-distance US Railroads are electrified, and it’s possible to travel coast-to-coast behind electric locomotives. The Milwaukee Road is still a going concern, although the ‘Little Joes’ have been retired in favour of more modern electric locomotives.
  • George W Bush is President of the United States, as in our own timeline. His predecessor was President Clinton, except it was Hillary, not Bill. The president before that was Dan Quayle, who only served one term, and before that, John Wayne. All three did much the same things as their counterparts in our own timeline.

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Don’t open the windows!

As any British readers will know, yesterday was a very hot day. In the course of returning from Slough to Cheadle Hulme, I travelled on two of Thames Trains class 166 “Turbo Expresses”. In both trains the inside was uncomfortably warm, and every one of the ‘emergency ventilation’ windows was open. It was actually a relief to step into a Virgin Voyager with functioning air-conditioning at Oxford, despite it being a type of train I normally loathe.

There are signs by every window reading “This train is air-conditioned. The air-conditioning cannot cool the carraige unless the windows remain closed. These windows are for emergency ventilation only”.

I am forced to conclude that either (a) The air-conditioning on both trains had failed, or (b) Thames Trains passengers (sorry, customers!) cannot read.

May I suggest that Thames Trains lock these windows, and the conductor should unlock them only when the air-conditioning actually has died?

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208 Mph.

As a brief respite from the doom and gloom enveloping Britains railways, a Eurostar train has reached the speed of 208 miles an hour on a test run the new yet-to-be opened Channel Tunnel Rail Link, thus setting the British rail speed record. It joins City of Truro, Mallard, the prototype High Speed Train and the ill-fated Advanced Passenger Train in the record books.

Not that we’re beating the world on speed now; the French hold the record of 320 mph, set by a TGV, on whose design the Eurostar is based.

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Parallel Universes

A poster on Pyramid Online asked the following:

I’m running a kind of “kitchen sink,” modern, horror, dark fantasy game. The characters are currently in a sort of alternate realm. At the end of the adventure I want them to think that they’ve come back to their reality. Of course, they haven’t. It’s a parallel timeline but the differences are so subtle they don’t notice them until well into the next adventure.

I know it’s a fairly broad question, but does anyone have suggestions for subtle, not easily noticed differences between alternate Earths?

People came up with a lot of interesting ideas, from the expected “Betamax not VHS is the standard for video tape” and “America has used the metric system since just after the civil war” to “Crude oil is transported in gel form to avoid the risk of oil spills”. Here are the suggestions I came up with:

  • The whole of Ireland became independent in 1922. ‘Unionist’ terrorists, although totally disowned by the British government, have fought sporadic terrorist campaigns against the Dublin government, and ultra-protestant elements of the Religious Right in America sometimes raise funds for them.
  • Ireland joined the allies in WW2, and the Royal Navy operated out of ports in south-west Ireland. (Probably too major a change, might have a significant effect on the Battle of the Atlantic)
  • There was a civil war in Belgium between Flemish and Walloons in the 1950s.
  • Margaret Thatcher was never British prime Minister. Denis Healey succeeded Harold Wilson and won the 1978 general election. He was defeated in 1983 by Michael Heseltine. The present British PM is still Tony Blair, who defeated the Tories in 1997.
  • Switzerland is a member of the EU, but Denmark and Sweden are not.
  • Jimi Hendrix is still alive, but the critical consensus is that he hasn’t made any great albums since about 1971. His ‘Disco period’ is best forgotten, although some unrepentant prog-rock fans love the album he did with ELP.
  • Paul Rogers joined Deep Purple in 1973 as the replacement for Ian Gillan. To someone from our own timeline, their first album sounds remarkably like ‘Burn’ except with completely different song titles and lyrics.
  • Elvis died in a road accident in 1961
  • The big box-office fantasy hit filmed by Peter Jackson was not Lord of the Rings, but Michael Moorcock’s Elric.
  • There are only three books in The Wheel of Time.
  • Armour subtracts from damage in DnD, and always has done.
  • The Channel Tunnel opened in 1974, but Concorde was scrapped after a few test flights as a waste of taxpayer’s money. People talk of the ‘glorious age of supersonic flight’ that might have been.
  • European locomotive builders got a major foothold in the US railroad market; locomotives by English Electric and Krauss-Maffei are as common as the products of General Motors.
  • On US roads, everyone drives on the left, not on the right.
  • The two most common soft drinks throughout the world are Tizer and Irn Bru; the two manufacturers are great rivals
  • Both America and Europe use the same voltage and frequency for domestic electrical supplies.
  • Cricket is a major sport in Canada, and they’re one of the world’s top test sides. The game is now as popular in the US as soccer.
  • The Hindenburg never exploded, and Zeppelins are still a common sight throughout the world. Ooops, sorry, don’t know what came over me, won’t happen again……

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Doncaster Open Day

Some pictures of the Doncaster Open Day, 26th July 2003., which I didn’t manage to get to thanks to the idiots at Stockport station.

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