Alanis Morissette on Railway Privatisation

A very silly idea using the Alanis Morissette Lyric Generator, suggested by Scott at The Gamer’s Nook.

“Will to Live”

I feel miserable
Delays make me ill
I feel miserable
Fragmentation tears at my foundations
I feel miserable
Crashes are dragging me down to the depths of misery
I want to die

Is it because of Railway Privatisation that I feel this way?
With the rail blue rays of misery pounding on my brain?
Or am I lost in tale of Captain Deltic, adrift far from home
I don’t think so, I don’t think so.

John Major Broke My Will to Live
John Major Broke My Will to Live
John Major Broke My Will to Live
I was getting better but then
John Major Broke My Will to Live

I feel miserable
Bloated costs rot the flesh from my bones
I feel miserable
Railtrack shareholders defeat my purpose
I feel miserable
Angry passengers are doing their best to impale my soul
I want to die

Is it because of Railway Privatisation that I feel this way?
With the rail blue rays of misery pounding on my brain?
Am I lost in tale of Captain Deltic, adrift far from home
I don’t think so, I don’t think so.

John Major Broke My Will to Live
John Major Broke My Will to Live
Oh God, John Major Broke My Will to Live
I was getting better but then
John Major Broke My Will to Live

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3 Responses to Alanis Morissette on Railway Privatisation

  1. vicki says:

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  3. diddy says:

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