I always ended up with loads of spare curves but never enough straights….

#1: I’ve owned a car (I’ve never lived anywhere with decent public transit). Once, I even owned a new one. I drove it for 13 years. Our current vehicles (neither technically cars) are 10 and 18 years old (though we’ve only had them for 7 and ~4 years respectively).

#2: Me neither, even less so.

#3: Okay, that one made me laugh. I think I may have voted for candidates who had already died when the vote was cast, but they weren’t successful. One way or another.

#4: That’s easy. Coke’s the sickly-sweet-yet-still-bitter one, where Pepsi’s sickly-sweet-yet-watery. Of course, regional formulations vary, so it may only be easy ’round these parts.

#5: The which now?

#6: I think I may have read the whole first book, but I was really, *really* bored.

#7: No Ulysses, I think, but I’ve read Atlas Shrugged. Junior high, I think. I tried to reread it not so long ago. I wasn’t *that* bored.

#8: Me neither, though City of Heroes was kinda tempting.

#9: I have, lots of times. What, you mean the Brio wooden railway stuff doesn’t count?

#10: Wouldn’t know what it was if it bit me.

I’ve never:

1. Done illegal drugs. Or even smoked tobacco, come to that.
2. Voted Labour.
2a. Voted against Labour.
3. Sold anything on eBay.
4. Flown a plane. (Jumpseated in a 727 cockpit, but I didn’t get to play with the controls.)
5. Put a Perl module on CPAN.
6. Owned any Apple computer. (No prejudice; it just worked out that way. If someone wants to buy me a Mac Mini I will happily come up with a different #6.)
7. Figured out the real words to Louie, Louie.
8. Managed to finish a college degree.
9. Been to a pro sports game. (I guess I did get dragged to a baseball game once, but I’m pretty sure that’s not a sport. Plus we were so far away we watched it, such as it was, on the big TV thingy.)
10. Really seen the point in memes. And yet here I am.