But why do that? No idea. The six year old daughter of one of my colleagues apparently thinks the “evil” personality is hilarious so I guess it takes all sorts to make a world. Mind you, he says he had to wrap it in a towel and stick it in the washing basket one night when it wouldn’t shut up.

I think if one appeared in our house it would have an “accident” fairly promptly. That has reminded me of an old Giles cartoon where Granny is sitting in a comfy armchair in the back garden using the pot plants she has received for mothers day as targets for her shotgun.