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Transylvania: The Count Demands It

Announced today by Mostly Autumn records.

Bryan Josh – the heart and guitar of Mostly Autumn andf eaturing Troy Donockley (Nightwish), Anna Phoebe, Alex Cromarty (Mostly Autumn), Olivia Sparnenn-Josh (Mostly Autumn) and Marc Atkinson amongst others, this is the first part of Bryan’s brand new project, taking us from ‘the back lane’ into the heart of Transylvania.

A beautiful vampire, her evil but enigmatic father (The Count) and various other creatures are encountered by the hapless Bryan on his journey.

Difficult to pigeonhole, the first part of the Transylvanian series is an exciting mix of superb rock music with imaginative storytelling. For sale now at Mostly Autumn Records - delivery early April

The first Josh & Co album contained the line “There’s Adolf Hitler, he’s really pissed-off because Julias Caesar won’t give him a sausage”. This one promises to be every bit as silly.

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Revolution Trains announce Tiphook PFA/KFA container flat

pfaThe next model from Revolution Trains, announced at the York show over the Easter weekend will be the Tiphook PFA/KFA container flat.

Revolution Trains next model will portray the single unit PFA/KFA container flats built for Tiphook from 1987-88.

240 of these wagons were built by Rautaruukki of Finland: the first 40 numbered TIPH93242-81 and delivered with Gloucester GPS bogies, the remainder numbered TIPH93290-489 and fitted with Sambre & Meuse VNH-1 bogies. (The VNH-1 bogies look very similar to cast-frame Y25 bogies but have some structural differences.)

The first wagons were used to carry contaminated spoil from Chatham Dockyard to Stewartby in Bedfordshire; over the years they have been used for domestic refuse, containerised paper from Fort William, gypsum, MOD traffic and intermodal services.

They’re taking pre-orders now; the early bird price is £22 for a single wagon and £66 for pack of three; after June the prices will rise to £25 and £75.

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Dave Kerzner & District 97 at The Borderline

District 97

The Borderline in London saw the first night of the short co-headline European tour giving audiences a rare chance to see two US artists who have been making waves of late, Dave Kerzner and District 97. There was a definite buzz about this gig; the venue was pretty much packed, with a long snaking queue outside the venue long before the doors opened in the pouring bank holiday weekend rain.

Opening the bill was Oktopus, who despite the name are actually a power trio, playing intricate prog-metal with some noticeably Zappa-like soloing. They had something of the feel of a jazz act about them, with instrumental prowess ahead of their songcraft. While they sounded as though they would benefit from a proper lead singer, which they did have at one earlier point in their career, they still played an entertaining set and did their job warming up the crowd.

The Dave Kerzner Band at

Dave Kerzner is one of those musicians who seems too prolific to confine themselves to a single project at a time. As well as playing keys for Sound of Contact and co-writing much of the music for Mantra Vega with Heather Findlay, he also made the 2014 solo album “New World”, an ambitious work with a huge array of guest musicians including Steve Hackett and the late Keith Emerson. He has put together an Anglo-American five-piece band for this tour, featuring Fernando Perdomo on guitar, Pink Floyd collaborator Durga McBroom on backing vocals and The Heather Findlay Band’s rhythm section of Stu Fletcher and Alex Cromarty.

Naturally most of the set came from “New World”, and the songs come over powerfully live, with Durga McBroom added depth to Kerzner’s own lead vocals. The material echoes classic Pink Floyd and Genesis with a balance between songcraft and atmospherics with the occasional flourish of keyboard pyrotechnics. They threw in a couple of covers, ELP’s “Lucky Man”, though without any daggers in the Nord Electro, and a spectacular “The Great Gig in the Sky”, naturally a showcase for Durga McBroom, plus a medley of Sound of Contact material for good measure.

District 97

Aside from a low-key warm up gig the night before this gig in a pub in Cheltenham, District 97′s only live appearances in the UK was their one-off appearance at the Celebr8.2 festival in 2014, so this was the first night of their first British headline tour. They represent the opposing pole of progressive rock compared to the previous band. Their music is an intense and swirling high-energy tapestry of notes, angular metallic riffs and complex rhythms. It combines the ambition of King Crimson with the off-the-wall nature of Frank Zappa with perhaps a little of the bombast of ELP.

There cannot be many progressive rock bands whose singer first came to prominence in “American Idol”; their complex music is a far cry from the commercial pop of reality TV talent shows, although there’s no denying Leslie Hunt’s remarkable voice and strong stage presence. All of them, including new bassist Tim Seisser playing only his third gig with the band are virtuoso musicians, but they channel that virtuosity into dizzyingly complex arrangements rather than self-indulgent showboating. It was all jaw-dropping stuff, throwing in a superb cover of King Crimson’s “One More Red Nightmare” amidst material from their three albums.

The pros and cons of co-headline tours is one of those things that provokes endless debate, and there have been occasions in the past where for whatever reason such gigs just haven’t worked. But when it does work, with two very different but complementary bands with an overlapping audience, it can make for a very successful show, drawing a bigger crowd than either might have pulled on their own, who then proceed to get their money’s worth. This was one of those nights.

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Perhaps Donald Trump is an AI chatbot that’s gone rogue, and they can’t work out how to turn him off?

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میں لاہور میں ہوں

The title of the this post hopefully reads “I am Lahore” in Urdu. If I’ve trusted Google Translate too much, I apologise in advance and hope an Urdu speaker will correct me.

After Paris, after Istanbul, after Brussels, another senseless massacre. Cold blooded sectarian murder of women and children on the most holy day of the Christian calendar. Another action by the nihilistic apocalyptic cult which has appropriated the symbolism and rhetoric of Islam.

It’s difficult to know how to react; this attack can be seen as part of the same global war as the attacks in Europe and the war in Syria, but its context is also the ongoing ugly sectarianism of Pakistan and the systematic persecution of that nation’s Christian minority.

The Taliban, Islamic State, Al Queda, Boko Haram and others like them are cults. It’s tempting but dangerously wrong to claim that they nothing to do with Islam. It’s hard for westerners with little knowledge of Islamic history to understand where Islam stops and these cults begin; like all cults they twist holy texts to their own ends, and ignore centuries of interpretation by wiser scholars. The best we can do is listen to wiser voices within the Islamic world. And show completely solidarity with those in the Muslim world who take a principled stand against extremism, sometimes at great personal risk.

What we can and must do is deal with our own extremists. both the obvious bigots of the far-right who want to start pogroms against Muslims, and terrorism’s useful idiots of the far-left who engage in apologia or whatabouttery out of misplaced anti-oppression dogma and post-colonial guilt.

And no, I am not going to change any of my social media avatars to a Pakistan flag. The combination of the religious symbolism on the flag and the sectarian nature of the crime makes it seem, at least for me, too disrespectful towards the victims.

Comments are disabled on this post because I don’t want to deal with the sorts of trolls it risks attracting.

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Purson – The 100 Club, London

Purson are not the only band that have a charismatic fromtwoman with a strong visual image. But unlike many of their peers where the male musicians all look like they’ve wandered in from the street, whole band has an equally strong look. And they have a sound that matches their look. Purson do the late sixties vibe so well both visually and sonically it’s as if they’d just stepped out of the time machine from 1969.

They came to London’s legendary 100 Club on the tour to promote their new album “Desire’s Magic”, though the album itself isn’t out for another month. Not only was the venue close to a sell-out, but they attracted a wide range of ages; there were people there old enough to have remembered late 60s psychedelia the first time around, as well as younger metal fans whose parents might not have been born back then.

Opening with a song from the new record featuring, of all things, some kazoo, they proceeded to rock the house with an electrifying set. They drew heavily from the forthcoming album interspersed with highlights from their previous releases. Of the familiar numbers “Rocking Horse” and “Spiderweb Farm” from their début were early highlights. One standout from the new songs came close to the end, “Sky Parade”, a melodic and atmospheric epic with Rosalie on 12-string guitar. The encore of “Wanted Man” from the EP “In The Meantime” rocked out with a combination of wah-wah and e-bow, and a spectacular vocals-as-a-lead instrument.

Playing much of the lead guitar as well as fronting the band, Rosalie Cunningham is the obvious focus of the band, playing mean and dirty blues riffs, swirling psychedelic atmospherics, and reeling off solos with heavy use of that wah-wah pedal. Bassist Justin Smith was tremendously impressive with sort of riffs and lead runs you don’t normally expect from the bassist in a twin guitar band. Likewise drummer Raphael Mura treated his kit as a lead instrument, gurning like a guitarist and frequently channelling Animal from The Muppets. One unexpected moment was an impromptu world’s quietest drum solo while Rosalie dealt with an out-of-tune 12-string. Perhaps the only minus point was that the keys were too low in the mix; from the front they were sometimes barely audible over the sound and fury of the rhythm section.

But aside from that, Purson were firing on all cylinders tonight, the enthusiasm of the packed crowd adding to the intensity of the gig. The new material came over powerfully live, whetting the appetite for the new album when it’s released in April.

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The Hugo Wars start up again

The Hugo Awards saga is getting ugly again. One of my favourite authors, with whom I’ve had quite a few entertaining conversations on Twitter, has a novella included in the infamous Sad Puppies list, and has demanded its removal.

It was probably a vain hope that there would be any kind of reconciliation and bridge-building this year; the mass use of No Award last year probably killed any chances of that, and since then both sides have doubled down. Now they just trading insults and engaging in competitive name-calling. Innocent authors like that favourite of mine get caught up in a bitter war that’s not of their making and forced into a position where whatever they do it will be wrong.

I had considered signing up for supporting membership this year and voting in the nominations process, but now I’m very glad I didn’t. I want no part of this.

At the heart of the war over the Hugos is the question of what these awards are supposed to represent and who they belong to.

The best music awards are those that are honest and unambiguous about what they represent. The Brits represent mass-market commercial pop without pretending to be anything else. At the opposite pole the CRS Awards represent the favourites of a small and self-selecting circle of enthusiastic supporters of the grassroots progressive rock scene and doesn’t claim to be anything more than that. Even the Prog Awards with its entirely arbitrary nominations process exists solely to gain positive media coverage for progressive rock as a whole, and doesn’t really pretend otherwise. Nobody really cares who wins.

The worse kind of music awards are those that give out mixed messages over what they’re supposed to represent. The juried Mercury Music Prize is the poster child for this, with its opaque nomination process and the way it’s always highly genre-specific, or at least genre-excluding, while pretending it isn’t. And we can’t not mention the fiasco of last years Guardian’s reader’s album of the year, when they held an open public vote, then eliminated the finalists they didn’t like for reasons that have never had a satisfactory explanation.

Worldcon does need to make up it’s mind exactly what they want The Hugos to be. Do they want to preserve its purity even at the expense of its continuing relevance? Or do the Hugos need to be held in a bigger tent covering a wider range of science-fiction and fantasy in order to maintain its cultural prominence? Or will the change in the voting system next year sufficiently defang the puppies to take the heat out of the thing?

And similarly the Sad Puppies need to ask themselves; why do The Hugos matter to them? Should they stop trying to gatecrash a party for which they’ve repeatedly been told they’re not welcome at, and instead start their own?

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The Trolling of Tay

TayThe story in brief: Microsoft created a self-learning chatbot designed to emulate the speech of Millenials. They let her loose on Twitter, where she immediately got trolled hard by members of one of the most notorious boards of 4chan, and she turned into a massive Hitler-quoting racist. Microsoft took the bot down, and are working hard to remove the worst of her tweets. Oops.

Aside from obvious conclusion that there are some awful people on 4chan, what can the testing community learn from this?

One seems to be that if you carry out testing in a very public space, any testing failures will be very public as well. An artificial intelligence turning into a noxious racist is a pretty spectacular fail in anyone’s books. Given the well-known nature of the bottom half of Twitter, it’s also an all-too-predictable failure; people in my own Twitter feed express very little surprise over what happened. It’s not as if anyone is unaware of the trolls of 4chan and the sorts of things they do.

What they should have done is another question. Tay was a self-learning algorithm that merely repeated the things she’d been told, without any understanding of their social contexts or emotional meanings. She’s like a parrot that overhears too much swearing. It meant that if she fell in with bad company at the start, she’d inevitably go bad.

The most important lesson, perhaps, is that both software designers and testers need to consider evil. Not to be evil, of course, but to think of what evil might do, and how it might be stopped.

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Douglas horse trams to run for 2016 season

Reported in Isle of Man Today.

The Isle of Man’s horse trams will be back in action this summer after being given a temporary reprieve from closure.

The Department of Infrastructure will operate the historic attraction for the 2016 season, maintaining a reduced service using existing staff.

After approval from from the Council of Ministers and a deal with Douglas Borough Council to use the trams and horses at no cost, the trams will run between May and October.

Infrastructure Minister Phil Gawne MHK told iomtoday: ‘I’m delighted that we’ve been able to offer the horse trams a temporary reprieve, but beyond the summer we will have to have a major rethink about their future.’

At the moment it’s only a temporary reprieve, but it’s a step in the right direction. Let’s hope it’s more than a brief stay of execution.

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More Lone Star Treble-0

To accompany those Lone Star coaches and wagons I blogged about a while back, I’ve now managed to obtain a pair of British outline locomotives to go with them. Both of them came via eBay, advertised as factory clearance, unboxed but in near mint condition at what appeared to be a very reasonable price.

They’re both models of the then very recently-introduced Modernisation Plan diesels. The upper model is an English Electric class 23 “Baby Deltic”, of which just ten of the real life version were built, and lasted little over a decade in service. My childhood train set included one of these, and I remember the Ian Allan ABC books for 1969 and 1970 showing just two remaining in service. I never saw the full-sized locomotives in action.

The second loco is a model of the Derby/Sulzer class 24. The full-sized versions of these were far more numerous, and I always associate them with 1970s family holidays in mid-Wales, when they appeared on freight and mail working on the Cambrian lines.

Since production ceased in the mid 1960s, these models have persumably been in storage somewhere for something like fifty years. They are complete, but giving the length of time they’ve been stored they may take a bit of work to get them running.

By comparison, the middle locomotive is a far more recent Graham Farish model of the class 24, painted in the later BR Blue livery I remember from those Welsh holidays. Considering there’s something like fifty years separating the two 24s, it suggests Lone Star were a long way ahead of their time when they introduced the range.

In retrospect, they were perhaps too far ahead of their time. The design used a large central motor that extended down into the fuel tank between the bogies, and it just wasn’t possible to motorise a British outline steam locomotive using the technology they had in 1960. So they launched an all-diesel range at a time when the real railway, though changing fast, was still largely operated by steam, long before “Modern Image” was a thing. It interesting to speculate where the range might have gone had they continued with it.

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