Author Archives: Tim Hall

Iä! Knitting F’tagn!

Is Cthulhu Womyn’s Knitting Cirkle for real? Pagan Prattle seems to think so. I’m not so sure; it smells strongly of parody to me.

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Punk was Rubbish!

I posted a link to this article by Nigel Williamson months ago, when I first started blogging, but at the time I didn’t make any further comments. Recent postings about “Bohemian Rhapsody” remind me of it.

You can read the whole article here

A cold and cheerless Saturday night in December 1975. Spend the rest of Saturday evening getting pointlessly drunk in Henekey’s Wine Bar in Bromley High Street, London, or go the short distance to Ravensbourne College of Art to see an unknown band called the Sex Pistols? We opt for the latter and hand over our 50p at the door. Within minutes we wish we’d stayed in the pub, for there is more future in getting mindlessly obliterated on Newcastle Brown than in listening to this racket.

The Sex Pistols can barely play their instruments. Each tuneless thrash that passes for a song sounds the same as the one before. And while the spotty, under-nourished front man knows how to sneer, he certainly doesn’t know how to sing. After retrieving our Afghan coats from the cloakroom, we shuffle off into the night, back to our squat to skin up a spliff and listen to the new Little Feat album.

Some months later, we set off to see an R&B band called Roogalator at the 100 Club. They have cancelled and the replacement is the Jam, playing one of their first London gigs. They are almost worse than the Sex Pistols and we ask for our money back.

Yes, I admit I never got punk. I was 22 years old in 1976, and by rights I should have loved it. But I hated its lack of imagination, its absence of musicality and its empty nihilism. Yet today, as we face a nostalgic jubilee around the 25th anniversary of the Pistols’ God Save the Queen, it has become heretical to point out that punk actually wasn’t very good.

He’s probably exaggerating things just a bit, but the article does nail three big myths about the 70s punk explosion in Britain. Those three myths being:

Punk was invented in England Which completely ignores earlier American bands such as the New York Dolls etc.

Punk was the pivotal moment in the whole of music history. A generation of music journalists that grew up at that time have perpertuated this one – it’s the eternal hubris of generationism; that the important thing in their lives is the most important thing ever.

The music scene immediately before punk was uniquely awful. To me, an unrepentant prog-rock fan, this is the most damaging of all the myths. Were the mid-70s really worse than the late-80s? Or the last couple of boy-band dominated years? If punk really was a revolution against bland corporate stadium rock, then corporate blandness was back with a vengeance ten years later, only far blander and far more corporate. Surely 70s Led Zeppelin were better than 80s Bon Jovi? 70s Genesis better than er, 80s Phil Collins?

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A heretical cartoon?

This is probably going to offend somebody… (Link from Body and Soul).

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Wingnut alert!

Scott shares some PETA anecdotes. Sometimes I wonder if PETA is a Republican conservative front, with the intention trying to discredit the left and environmental movements. It’s one way of explaining their loonyness.

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I get mail!

Haven’t got any of these for ages; perhaps my habit of forwarding them to the Fraud Squad might have discouraged them.

MR JOHN OKONKWO

Dear Friend,

I am MR JOHN OKONKWO, Bank manager, Long Term fixed Deposit Dept, of Safe Trust Bank Lagos Nigeria. I have urgent and very confidential business proposition for you.

On June 6, 1999, An American mining consultant/contractor with the National mining corporation, MRS ANN BARBARA MYERS made a numbered time (fixed) Deposit for twelve (12) calendar months, valued at US$25,000,000.00(TWENTY-FIVE MILLION US DOLLARS) in my branch. Upon maturity, I sent a routine notification to her forwarding address but got no reply. After a month, we sent a reminder and finally we discovered from her contract employers, the national mining corporation that MRS ANN BARBARA MYERS died from an automobile accident. On further investigation, I found out that she died without making a (WILL) and all attempts to trace her next of kin was fruitless.

I therefore made further investigation and discovered that MRS ANN BARBARA MYERS did not declare any kin or relation in her official documents, including his Bank deposit paper work in my Bank. This sum US$25,000.000.00 is still sitting in my Bank and the interest is being rolled over with the principal sum at the end of each year. According to our National Law, at the expiration of 5 (five) years, the money will revert to the ownership of the Nigerian government if nobody applies to claim the funds.

Consequently, my proposal is that I would like you to stand in as the next of kin to MRS ANN BARBARA MYERS so that the fruits of this old woman’s labour will not get into the hands of some corrupt government officials. This is simple, I will like you to provide immediately your full name and address so that an Attorney will prepare the necessary documents and affidavits which will put you in place the next of kin. We shall employ the service of an accredited Attorney for the drafting and notarization of the WILL and to obtain the necessary documents and the of probate/administration in your favour for the transfer. A bank account in any part of the world which you will provide will then facilitate the transfer of this money to you as the beneficiary/next of kin. The money will be paid into your account for us to share in the ration of 60% for me and 40% for you.

There is no risk at all as the paper work for this transaction will be done by the Attorney and my position as the branch manager guarantees the successful execution of this transaction. If you are interested, please reply immediately via jhno@email.ro Upon your response, I shall then provide with more details and relevant documents that will help you to understand the transaction.

Please observe utmost confidentiality, and rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I shall require your assistance to invest my share in your country.

Awaiting your urgent reply

Best regards,

MR JOHN OKONKWO

Apparently these scammers are the main source of business for Cyber-cafes in Lagos, Nigeria – they’re filled with young men pretending to be relatives of deposed dicators, or in this case, crooked bank managers. I guess that somewhere there are people with the right combination of stupidity and greed to fall for these scams.

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The Leftie Young Ones?

Marxists’ Apartment A Microcosm Of Why Marxism Doesn’t Work. Now I want to see an apartment full of tinfoil-hat Libertarians.

Or what about an apartment of Tories? They’ll all be arguing and plotting against the apartment’s leader!

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Carnival of the Vanities #8

The latest Carnival of the Vanities is up on Silflay Hraka.

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Nothing Really Matters, Again

Eric Olsen doesn’t like “Bohemian Rhapsody”, especially when it gets voted as best British single of all time.

But, this abomination makes me wonder whether they really got a handle on the whole mad cow thing over there, because picking “Bohemian Rhapsody” as the greatest single of all time makes me want to pull the plug on the whole island and watch it sink under the briny blue if I could be assured that all traces of this sub-parody of operetta cliches grafted onto cheese-metal would be destroyed along with it.

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Prang!

Is this what happens when you let Volvo drivers loose on trains?

I have no further details of the accident (And I can’t speak Swedish either)

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Blogrolling

I’ve added a few more blogs to my blogroll recently – one is GimlĂ©, who hails from Bristol, has a nice picture of a cat as his page header, and has this to say about Eric Raymond’s ridiculous Anti-Idiotarian Manifesto:

That villainous pillaging of the English language has already inspired one decent rebuttal, although any document that pretends to put the “words” ‘idiotarian’ and ‘islamofascist’ to serious use deserves about as much attention as an essay scrawled in crayon. If you write in english and want to be taken seriously then please write in English.

GimlĂ© is a new blogger on the block. Despite the rant above he’s not really a political blogger, it’s more of a tech-blog with some SF thrown in for good measure. I found him from a posting in Caveat Lector.

I’ve mentioned The Gline before; I found his blog by accident from the ‘recently updated blogs’ on blogger when I recognised his on-line handle from the old RPGAMES forum on CompuServe. I’ve never seen his name come up on anyone else’s blogrolls, which is a pity. This is an example of why he’s worth reading.

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