Author Archives: Tim Hall

Transport investment

Stuii has some comments on the Governments road-building programme. He calls for massive investment in railways to accompany any investments in the road network.

After all, if the continentals can manage better road and rail networks than us, it must be doable.

Of course, with the railways in their present state, simply throwing more money at them isn’t going to achieve anything on it’s own; a lot of money is already being spent, and far too much is wasted by a combination of a fragmented industry that can’t control it’s costs, and an out-of-control Health and Safely Executive. I’ve said this many times before, but it’s still true.

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Carnival of the Vanities #12

Carnival of the Vanities #12 is hosted by the Id of the Blogosphere, Amish Tech Support. Go there now!

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Real-life dungeons?

Fascinating site on disused London Underground stations, closed stations beneath the streets of London. Some are dimly visible from the windows of passing trains, others had the platforms walled-off during World War II to use as offices. The author talks of one station with tunnels so thick with dust it was like walking on sand.

Fascinating reading for any rail enthusiast, and I’m sure it could spark ideas for gamers as well.

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Blogs and Wikis for gaming

plasticbag.org talks of Wikis.

I’ve wondered about the pros and cons of Wikis or Moveable Type for maintaining gameworld information. A few weeks ago I spent quite a bit of time cutting and pasting a lot of the static World of Kalyr pages into the Kalyr Wiki hosted by The Phoenyx. Wikis let you have very rich hypertext cross-referencing, using the WikiWords.

On the other hand, Moveable Type is very powerful for maintaining indexes and categories, something Wiki’s won’t do for you automatically. It’s very good for something like game logs that are essentially date-based. But you don’t get rich hyperlinking unless you code all the links in manually.

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In praise of prog-rock!

Love comes to you and you follow
Lose one on to the heart of the sunrise
SHARP-DISTANCE
How can the wind with its arms
All around me

Lost on a wave and then after
Dream on on to the heart of the sunrise
SHARP-DISTANCE
How can the wind with so many around me
Lost in the city

- Yes, Heart of the Sunrise

I get a lot of flack for being a prog-rock fan – progressive rock is the probably most maligned form of music on the planet, with the possible exception of jazz-funk.

The ‘prog-rock is awful’ meme seems to date from the punk era, when an influential clique of London-based Stalinist music journalists decided that music with three chords and a sneer was to be the only game in town. Since then this line has been repeated by successive generations that weren’t even born in the early-to-mid 1970s when progressive rock was at it’s height, and have probably never even listened to any 70s Genesis, Yes or Pink Floyd.

Progressive rock is always doomed to be judged by it’s worst excesses, not it’s best moments. Nobody would ever judge punk by acts like Sham 69 or the Cockney Rejects. But everybody always judges prog-rock by Yes’ “Tales from Topographic Oceans” (One of their worst albums) or obscure and inaccessible works by people like Henry Cow (No, I’ve never heard any Henry Cow – he might be incredibly brilliant)

Why do the journalistas hate prog rock so much? I have some theories:

  • Prog-rock has more complex melodies and rhythmic structures, and needs more intense listening, while music journalists always want to judge a record on the basis of a couple of spins.
  • Music journalists, being writers, are more interested in the lyrics than the music; and prog-rock is emphatically not about lyrics. The best bits of prog-rock albums are often the instrumental sections; the lyrics are usually nothing more than decoration. The scribblers just don’t get this – their most common complaint is that ‘the lyrics are nonsense’. So what?
  • Prog-rock is perceived as being ‘middle class’, and the Stalinist clique cling to the myth that rock is exclusively a working-class thing, something that was, is, and always has been total and utter bollocks. I’ve heard it said that you need some exposure to classical music at an influential age to fully appreciate prog-rock, this may have something to do with it.
  • The British music press is simply made up of tone-deaf cloth-eared idiots.

Of course, prog-rock never went away, it just went underground. While the great 70s bands like ELP, Genesis, Yes and Pink Floyd either split, blanded out, or became soap-opera parodies of themselves, successive generations of bands have kept the spirit alive. There are plenty of so-called neo-prog bands from the 80s and 90s. Marillion may be well-known enough to appear on the journalista’s radar screen and get flack from them, but bands like IQ, Dream Theater and Spocks Beard have also produced some wonderful music in recent years. Sadly the media is in the grip of the Journalista’s prejudices, so the chance of any of those bands ever appearing on anything like the BBC’s Later with Jools Holland is virtually nil. Bah!

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The Blogosphere Death Pool

Ask not for whom the blog tolls...
Yes, I know it’s in bad taste, but I have nominated my nine people for the Blogosphere Death Pool, who I think might encounter the hooded skelington WHO SPEAKS IN CAPITAL LETTERS. My celebrity victims are:

Margaret Thatcher
Norman Tebbit
Rev. Ian Paisley
Pope John Paul II
Robert Mugabe
Rupert Murdoch
Vladimir Putin
George W Bush
Yngwie Malmsteen

Entrants get points based on their age if any of their nominees ring down the curtain and join the choir invisible during 2003. One of the rules is that I’m not allowed to kill them myself (unless the names are Saddam Hussein or Yasser Arafat)

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Yngwie loses it!

Not only has Yngwie Malmsteen not made a decent record for something like ten years, but he’s also an idiotic jerk than gets into fights on planes.

YNGWIE MALMSTEEN threatened to kill a fellow passenger on a flight to Tokyo, Japan after the woman poured a glassful of water on the guitarist.

The passenger, who had no prior contact with Yngwie, allegedly overheard Malmsteen making derogatory comments about homosexuals and decided to show her disapproval by emptying the contents of her glass on the hefty axeman.

Better still, someone in Yngwie’s entourage recorded the whole exchange on tape – you can download the MP3!

I bet those ‘derogatory remarks’ were loud enough for the whole plane to hear. Just shut up and play the guitar, Yngwie!

(Link from BoingBoing)

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The story behind LOTR

From Michael Jennings blog, a lengthy story of how Peter Jackson’s epic adaptation of Lord of the Rings came about as a result of the fallout of the AOL/Time Warner merger. (Link from Samizdata.net)

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Bush appoints Railroad Baron

BBC NEWS | Business | New US treasury secretary ‘named’

US president George W Bush has appointed the boss of the freight transportation company CSX, John Snow, as his new treasury secretary, according to reports in US newspapers.

What next? Chris Green to replace Gordon Brown?

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Turn your blog into poetry!

Rob’s Amazing Poem Generator turns your blog into poetry! Just give it your URL, and it comes up with something like this!

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Makes us much sense as anything penned by Robert Plant or Jon Anderson (Link from Scott)

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