Author Archives: Tim Hall

Worlds favourite songs?

Some odd choices in the top 10 from the BBC World Service poll to find the ‘Worlds favourite song’. Eric Olsen, naturally isn’t impressed, especially as the only American song is by Cher, and one of the three English-language songs is his favourite, “Bohemian Rhapsody”.

High on the list, but outside the top ten were such delights as the cheese-metal classic “Winds of Change”, and, for Cthulhu’s sake, “The Ketchup Song”.

Of course, these polls are ultimately meaningless; they’re prone to ballot-stuffing (how else could an Irish republican anthem get to #1?), and can produce distorted results, such as no Beatles songs because their votes were split between 10 different nominations. Although I’m glad there nothing there by The Smiths!

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Catzilla!

This sat tale got posted to the ModMod mailing list (dedicated to UK diesel and electric era railway modelling)

Anyone want a cat?

On My Workbench: The remains of a 1959 London Underground DMS

The moral of this story is: If you are part of a railway modelling household, and there are one or more cats in the house, do not on any account allow them to watch Japanese monster movies – it will only give them ideas!

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What is Blogging about?

This thread appeared on a message board that I won’t name…

Someone: I may need to start promoting a website at some point in the future. Are there any good ways to do this, outside of entering the URLs at search engines?

Someone Else: The personal, vanity site could be promoted through blogger-friends.

Original Someone: Yeesh. I’m of the opinion that friends shouldn’t let friends write blogs…

Me: Not sure how I should respond to that one….
Note that the URL of this blog always appears in my .sig

Original Someone: Well, let’s just say I don’t like reading other people’s online diaries and wouldn’t go out of my way to cultivate friends who did so.

Me: : Arrrghhh!

I think some people need some education as to what the Blogosphere’s about!

Update: Perhaps he things all blogs are like this? (Thanks to Bible Geek for the link!)

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Game WISH 25: New PCs

Turn of a Friendly Die: WISH 25: New PCs, Existing Party

I haven’t posted anything to the last couple of WISHes, because I couldn’t think of anything much to say. However:

How do you introduce a new PC to an existing group? Is it best if the GM takes special measures of some kind to integrate the new and existing characters, or should the GM just allow them to meet and let the players put it all together? Does it matter whether the game is oriented towards character cooperation or character competition?

I’ve tried both approaches. In one of my current on-line Kalyr games I’ve dropped two new PCs into the game just after the climactic battle of previous “chapter” of the game. The existing party had accidentally switched on an interplanar portal device which warped two people from 21st century Earth (the two new PCs) into Kalyr.

Previously I’ve started new PCs in their own threads, and had them meet up with other PCs when the plotlines called for it to happen. In another Kalyr game I don’t really have party as such at all; each PC has their own agenda and plotline, and PCs tend to meet up and split up, sometimes just passing ‘as ships in the night’.

In some ways, the ‘party’ is an artificial construct necessary for face-to-face gaming, that doesn’t always apply to gaming on-line. On the other hand, an on-line game without much PC-to-PC interaction can rapidly turn into half-a-dozen semi-independent one-to-one games.

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Christmas Thought of the Day

Now I’ve done most of my Christmas shopping, I see I’ve managed to ensure all the presents I’ve bought are sensibly rectangular in shape, and therefore easy to wrap. Remember folks, if you choose to give someone a present that’s non-Euclidian in shape, you’re the only one to blame for any sanity losses incurred while wrapping the thing!

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Top Ten Invented Worlds

Eric Olsen of blogcritics is asking for top ten lists. I’ve already done a top twenty albums and a top ten guitar solos, so let’s do something not music-related…

I’ve always been a fan of invented worlds – Here’s my top ten of those created by science-fiction and fantasy authors:

Middle-Earth, created by JRR Tolkein in the well-known trilogy which I don’t need to name since anyone that doesn’t know it won’t be reading this! There’s little I can add that hasn’t already been said by many others.

Yrth, created by Gene Wolfe in the tetrology “The Book of the New Sun”, a richly-detailed and evocatively-described decayed far-future version of Earth, so far in the future that our own history is just dimly-remembered myths and legends.

The Culture, created by Iain M Banks over the course of several novels. A vision of a really advanced civilisation, described as 8000 years ahead of own, a utopia where ‘no-one can dominate others through control of limited resources’, filled with 40-mile long spacecraft and artificial ‘orbitals’ giving almost unlimited amounts of living space.

Glorantha, created by Greg Stafford and others. I felt I had to include one gaming universe, this is that. Forget the formulaic cliched faux-medieval DnD worlds churned out by various d20 publishers and hack novelists, Glorantha, with it’s deep mythological background and richly detailed cultures is simply the best gaming fantasy world ever. Originally published as the world to go with the RuneQuest system, it’s now being republished with the new Hero Wars game, more suited for epic narratives.

Discworld, created by Terry Pratchett. He’s written more than twenty books in the Discworld comic fantasy series now, which are far better than the twenty-plusth book in a series has any right to be. The Disc itself has evolved from a simple parody of fantasy cliches into a richly detailed world which is more and more a reflection of our own world seen through a fantasy lens.

Helliconia, created by Brian Aldiss. The planet Helliconia lies in a system with two suns, and orbits the larger sun in a thousand-year elliptical orbit, giving alternating ice ages and ages when the equator burns. Civilisations rise and fall with the long season, with the two rival races, humanity and the chilly alien phagors alternating in dominance. I find the fauna of the world particularly fascinating, with some creatures hibernating for hundreds of years.

Dune, created by Frank Herbert. Herbert’s classic novel with it’s variable-quality sequels not only gives us the complex ecology and culture of the planet Dune itself, but also sets it against a backdrop of a quasi-medieval galactic empire with feuding guilds and religious sects.

The Many Coloured Land, created by Julian May. Strongly influenced by Celtic mythology, May’s Pleistocene Exiles saga is set a north-western Europe of six million years ago and tells of a world filled with struggles between aliens and time travellers from our own future, both exiles from their own civilisations.

Eden, created by Harry Harrison. What if the comet missed, and dinosaurs hadn’t died out? Here we have a world where an intelligent lizard species evolved, using fascinating bio-technology derived from centuries of genetic engineering. They’re seen from the viewpoint of their rivals, stone-age humanity.

Pavane, created by Keith Roberts. One of the classics of the alternate history genre, in which Elizabeth I of England was assassinated, the Spanish conquered England, the reformation failed, and the industrial revolution was stifled. We’re shown an alternate England of 1968, with communication by a nationwide network of semaphore towers, travel mostly by road steam engine since the internal combustion engine is outlawed by the Church.

(Also posted at Blogcritics, complete with Amazon links)

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Harry Potter and the Channel Tunnel

Michael Jennings has a long and interesting article on St Pancras station (Link from Patrick Crozier)

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Carnival of the Vanities #13

Carnival of the Vanities #13 is hosted by Heretical Ideas. Go there now!

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25% rail cuts? Maybe, or maybe not.

The Observer has a disturbing-looking headline article today on the state of Britain’s rail network.

Britain’s rail crisis is set to deepen with massive cuts in services and safety maintenance under plans to slash spending on the network, The Observer can reveal.

In a devastating new blow to beleaguered commuters, senior rail industry executives have revealed that train services could be cut by up to a fifth next year – or by more than 3,500 trains a day – leading to thousands of job losses and soaring ticket prices.

Vital repairs on crumbling track and worn-out signals and points face being delayed or left undone as funds are held back, raising fears of repeats of recent crashes at Hatfield and Potters Bar.

Train operators have been told by the Government’s railway authorities to come up with plans to run the railways on 20 per cent less taxpayers’ subsidy.

I suspect this alarmist looking headline is the first shot by the government in a battle with the train companies over subsidies and costs, and the 25% cuts are only a worst-case scenario intended to scare the companies into action. The problem is that costs for infrastructure work has been allowed to spiral out of control, which contractors and sub-contractors inflating the costs and expecting the taxpayer to foot the bill, regardless of the amount. According to Roger Ford of Modern Railways, the cost of projects large and small has increased by a factor of three or four since ‘privatisation’.

Of course, this is not only because of the fragmented structure of the railway, but the government’s Health and Safety Executive getting out of hand. While I don’t want things to go back to Victorian days when an large infrastructure project cost hundreds of lives, it still seems to me that the HSE is gold-plating things without any consideration of the costs.

What’s clear to me is the way the Fragmo-Privatisation implemented by John Major’s disastrous government is now completely unravelling. New Labour is now paying a heavy price for not biting the bullet when they first came into office, and hoping they could muddle along with a fatally-flawed system.

There seem two radically opposed options for how to proceed. The first is to attempt to put the nationalised railway back together again in some shape or form (Break out the tins of Monastral Blue paint!), the second is to move further along the privatisation road and give the companies real freedom to set fares and service levels, and ultimately to decide their own structure.

Both courses are risky; the second in particular raises the spectre of large fare rises or deep service cuts, or both. It all depends on what sort of subsidies the companies continue to receive.

Ah, subsidies. The libertarian Patrick Crozier insists that subsidies are the root of all evil, and the railways would be perfect today if Dr Beeching had been free to complete his closures of loss-making rural services. I still believe the rest of the industrialised world has not got it wrong; a rail service has significant external benefits to the economy of the areas it serves, and if that is the case there’s a perfectly good justification for at least a proportion of a railways income to be derived from a source other than fares. We justify road investment on this basis, why should railways be any different? The problem is how to come up with a method for applying subsidies without letting companies fleece the taxpayer, which is what seems to be going on at the moment.

I’m not sure what sort of railway we’ll have in twenty years time. But we as a nation need to think about what sort of railway we want in twenty years time now; for surely the railway we have now is a consequence of the decisions (many of them wrong-headed) made twenty years ago.

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London Blog Meetup?

Anyone going to the Blog Meetup in London? This month’s one is held at:

Browns, 47, Maddox St Mayfair, London,
on Wednesday, December 18 @ 7:00PM

I’m going to be in London that day anyway, so I’ll be there if it actually gets a quorum.

Update: Cancelled due to lack of support. Probably because it clashes with the LOTR premiere…

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