Author Archives: Tim Hall

Grrr! Split gears

I’ve been test-running some of my British N-gauge locomotive fleet that had been in storage for a couple of years while I’d been living up in Manchester. The results are not happy; more than half the locomotives tested no longer work! The culprit seems to be the notorious problem with later Graham Farish locos; split gears.

Fortunately replacement wheelsets are available, but it still means I’ll have to spend a lot of time identifying the axles with cracked gears, and dismantling and reassembling the locomotives. And to me, servicing locomotives is not Happy Fun Modelling Time, but Tedious Chore Time.

And we’re talking lots of locos here; like many railway modellers I’ve got a fleet many times in excess the number I’d need to operate any conceivable layout I might build in the forseeable future. I worked out the stock requirements for my never-completed Par-St Blazey line, and it came out at thirteen locomotives (including one DMU and a class 08 shunter as the yard pilot). My total fleet is in three figures!

A few of my more recent British-purchases have been from CJM, with detailed Farish bodyshells on Chris’ own flywheel drive mechanisms; the difference in performance between these and the standard Farish mech is phenomenal! I’m now planning on replacing the Farish mechanisms with these CJM flywheel drives on as many locomotives as I can afford over the next year.

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No Cat Blogging

Catblogging seems all the rage at the moment. But probably not here; my nomadic existence the last couple of years makes getting a cat impractical.

However, this fellow, who went by the name of “Bilbo” shuffled his mortal coil due to old age more than two years ago now, at the grand old age of 14.

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Resolutions for 2003

I’m a day late on this, but yesterday was spend recovering from New Year’s Eve, and finally getting to see that film. So here we have some of this year’s new year resolutions:

  1. Have a regular posting schedule for my on-line games and keep to it, even if it’s at the expense of blogging.
  2. Get back into the world of full-time employment, relocating if necessary. This one is out of my hands a bit, since it depends on a recovery of the IT industry.
  3. Make up my mind whether my next model railway layout will be Swiss or British, and build it. Probably dependant on the previous one, if relocation is required.
  4. Start RPGing face-to-face on a semi-regular basis. Also dependant on (2), for the same reasons.
  5. Sort out all the railway photos I’ve taken of the last couple of years, including the Swiss trip, and put the best ones up on the net.
  6. Not buy any more rolling stock kits until I’ve built at least some of the ones I’ve already got.
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Carnival of the Vanities #15

Carnival of the Vanities#15 is now up, hosted this week by Solonor/

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Favourite SF characters

There’s a thread of Dreamlyrics asking for people’s Top Ten SF Characters of All Time.

Mine are:

Marc Remillard
Hiro Protagonist (Snow Crash)
Death (The Discworld Death, as opposed to any other Death)
Granny Weatherwax
Glawen Clattuc
Paul Atredes
Ash (Ash: A Secret History, by Mary Gentle)
Dr Who
The Terminator (Arnie is perfectly cast as a robot!)
Avon (Blake’s Seven, for those old enough to remember)

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PBeM writing

Dorothea Salo has some interesting thoughts on PBeMs, game fiction and ‘fluff’. I agree that great things can happen on a text-based on-line game made up from good writers.

One of my new year resolutions will be to post more frequently to my on-line games, both on email and message boards.

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Before I kill you, Mr Duncan-Smith

Our tinfoil-hatted friends at Samizdata.net compare the Tories with the Bond franchise:

I’m off to see the new Bond movie, in a cinema, with a fellow samizdatista. I expect it to be the cinematic equivalent of the Conservative Party: absurdly implausible, formulaic, full of sex and violence but in a ludicrously dated way, and demeaning to women and to ethnic and linguistic minorities. If not, I shall be wanting my money back.

This makes my mind boggle a bit. Ann Widdecombe as a Bond girl? Well, perhaps not; maybe the Rosa Klebb role instead?

I can imagine Tony Blair as a Bond Villain, with John Prescott as his henchman.

But I can’t imagine Iain Duncan-Smith as Bond. Perhaps Michael Heseltine in his Tarzan days?

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The old workhorse


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This picture of class 37 No 37058 at Crewe was posted on the ModMod mailing list, as a comparison with the poorly-received (by the rivet-counters on the list, at least) new Bachmann model.

It’s a fine detail shot for modellers, showing a lot of bogie and front end detail. But it struck me as a good character shot as well; of a old and battered locomotive nearing the end of it’s working life. Here’s another more conventional three-quarter view, departing with a train for the North Wales Coast line, with the front coach (a Mk1 TSO, no less), filled with bashers.

There are a lot more good photos at www.53a-pix.co.uk.

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Stuff for Mundanes!

Those of us that spend all of our space cash on model railway equipment, music and games sometimes wonder what the ‘mundunes’ spend their money on.

The truth is scary. Making Light has discovered an on-line catalogue with such delights as “sea-shell toilet seats”, “cat and cow floor protectors”, and “Easter-themed doorknob pillows”. Ugh!

Teresa’s digression is illuminating:

“There’s a reality show on TLC called Trading Spaces. The idea is that two households swap homes for 48 hours. During that time, each redecorates one room of the other’s house, with the help of the show’s crew of designers and carpenters.

Patrick found the whole thing confusing. “I’ve never understood this ‘interior decorating’ stuff,” he told me, the first time he saw an episode.

“Okay. By our standards, mundanes own hardly any books.”

“Uh-huh?”

“Interior decoration is what they do with all that empty space.”

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The Awful Truth about the SRA

In the January 2003 edition of Modern Railways (dead-tree only, I’m afraid), George Hudson puts the boot into the Strategic Rail Authority:

In short, the SRA has become a bloated, grotesque quango – perhaps the biggest in the country, and certainly the most expensive. It has an appalling split personality; in terms of delivery it is a Soviet-style bureaucracy which periodically produces prolix consultation documents and ten year plans complete with the railway equivalent of tractor production targets. In terms of style and cost, it reflects some of the less attractive characteristics of modern capitalism, with high salaries, a top-heavy structure, and expensive consultancy as a substitute for coherent thinking – no decisions are made without spending vast amounts on advice, in many cases from people with scant knowledge or understanding of the industry; it is consultant heaven!

Of course, the railway was privofragmentised by those with scant knowledge or understanding of the industry. I wish John Major’s liason with Edwina Currie had been uncovered earlier; perhaps then none of this would have happened.

Good article this month about Virgin’s “Operation Princess” as well.

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