Author Archives: Tim Hall

Elric! The Movie?

Following the runaway success of Peter Jackson’s adaptation of “Lord of the Rings”, filmakers are turning their attention to other classic fantasy works. One such work is Michael Moorcock’s anti-heroic dark fantasy saga Elric of Melnibone. So who’s going to do the soundtrack? Will it be Blue Öyster Cult, or will it be Hawkwind? (Link from Arthur Chenin from the boards of Pyramid Online)

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Fred Phelps

I see via Scott that the Blogosphere has discovered the sick and evil individual Fred Phelps.

When somebody posted the URL of his virulently homophobic Westboro Baptist Church to the message boards of Pyramid Online, a few months back, I assumed it was a hoax site created to discredit lunatic-fringe fundamentalism. Sadly, I was wrong – the Anti-Defamation League shows that the site is ‘for real’. Addicted to Hate gives a long background story; a nasty story of violence, wife-beating and child abuse, in which ‘Pastor’ Fred Phelps proves to in the same realm of evil as Pol Pot, Hitler and Stalin; all he’s lacked is the ability to practice his evil on a large enough scale.

Warning! Do not visit any of the above sites if you are easily offended. True evil is neither funny nor entertaining.

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End Times? No Way!

I’ve been a naughty person today. I said “Bollocks” to a Jehovah’s Witness.

He was giving me the standard speil about how the world was getting worse and worse, how crime was rising and the threat of terrorism was increasing. I cut him off before he reached the conclusion that this was proof that the ‘End Times’ were upon us.

I pointed out that, worrying though the threat of terrorism might be, it’s nothing compared with the horrors of World War II. How many million died in that conflict? And isn’t crime actually falling?

People, especially older generations, have claimed society has been declining throughout all ages. Wasn’t there a clay tablet dug up in Assyria from 2000 BC that read like a Daily Mail editorial?

I’ve read a couple of theories as to why conservative-minded people think like this. One is that children are shielded by their parents from the darker things of life; my parents were children during World War two, and I’m sure they were too young to realise the full horror of what was going on around them. Because children are shielded from things, when they get older some of them idealise the times of their childhood as an imaginary ‘golden age’.

The other theory is that the 1950s were a historical aberration, and really did have atypically low levels of crime and disorder, probably a consequence of a significant percentage of people at the more violent end of the bell-curve getting themselves killed in the war.

Or maybe it’s just a consequence of wider reporting of wars and tragedies by the media. Two hundred years ago we’d never have heard of events like the genocide in Rwanda. Probably fifty years ago it wouldn’t have the same level of reporting. And in the days before the Internet it would never have occurred to me that anyone I know might have been killed in the Rhode Island fire.

While I’m a Christian, I don’t believe in the literal “End Times” in the way that Jehovah’s Witnesses and other fundamentalist sects do. As far as I’m concerned the Book of Revelation is very specific to the times when it was written, and “666″ probably refers to the Emperor Nero. I certainly don’t believe the coming Gulf War II is the precursor to Armageddon.

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The Criticquees!

Yes, Blogcritics has it’s own awards! The Critiquees – Blogcritics Music Awards. Needless to say I don’t have any of the top 10 albums of the year.

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Imploding Tories again

The Tories are imploding again. Michael Portaloo is having another go at their nonentity of a leader, Ian Duncan Smith. Read about it here and here.

Reading this article from Samizdata.net suggests the problem with the Tories goes much deeper than the personalities of the leadership, but a fundamental split in Conservative voters. There’s one group (who I’ll call Daily Mail readers) who are nationalistic, deeply socially conservative and hostile to immigrants and minorities, and there are a second group who are socially liberal but believe strongly in free markets. It’s increasingly difficult for a single party to appeal to both groups; any policy that appeals strongly to one will alienate the other.

I think Britain is due for another political realignment, along the lines of the one which eventually saw the birth of New Labour. Under our first-past-the-post electoral system such things are messy, which means we’re likely to be stuck with New Labour until the dust finally settles on the centre-right, which may take another ten to fifteen years.

It’s impossible to predict what will eventually happen; maybe the Tories will split and fight it out directly in the polls. Maybe the Daily Mail readers will win the internal struggle leaving the social liberals to drift away to the Liberal Democrats. Or maybe the social liberals will win out, leaving the Daily Mail readers to drift off, perhaps to the openly fascist British National Party, which is a scary thought. Or perhaps a charismatic leader will emerge and somehow unite the two wings.

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The return of Glam Metal?

Today’s Grauniad has an interview with the unrepentant new glam metal act The Darkness, which has an a lot of resonances with this article about jocks vs. nerds in American high schools (link from Cold Spring Shops). When you read the whole of both articles the resonances become clear.

“None of us have bought an album by a new band in 10 years,” says Dan. They shudder at the mention of indie. “The difference with rock is that it’s all about working hard, playing hard and showing discipline,” asserts Poullain. “Indie bands don’t have the ability to do any of that.”

Musically, they say, bands of their nature are simply more accomplished. “It goes with the whole uncool thing,” explains Justin. “You have to spend a certain amount of time in your bedroom practising your guitar. You can’t hang out and be cool. That’s why geeks are better musicians.”

The NME think they should be killed; presumably because they’re in total opposition to everything the NME stand for.

Only thing I can’t understand is the definite article in their name. The one thing all good bands have in common is the lack of a “The” at the beginning of the name, which is an indicator of punk or indie.

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Blizged!

OK, so who’s the joker that game me a remove vote on Blizg?

I notice that so far the only blogs with similar keywords are in my blogroll already, Scott and Julia. Where is everybody else?

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If Microsoft made Steam Locomotives

If that well-known Seattle corporation were to build locomotives, they might be something like this. (Link from TrainNet)

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Rock Club Tragedy

BBC News are now reporting more than sixty dead in the terrible rock club fire at a Great White show at Warwick, Rhode Island. A lot of safety issues here, from the wisdom of using pyrotechnics in small venues, to the construction of the building itself; which burned to the ground in three minutes

One factor in the deaths is supposed to be the fact that almost everyone tried to get out through the main entrance where they came in, rather than the three other fire exits. Next time I go to a gig (and most of the bands I see nowadays are in that size of venue), I’ll make a mental note of the location of all the fire exits before the show. I suggest those of you that go to gigs do the same; it might just make the difference between life and death.

Update: Damien Penny, a fan of Great White, has some words on his blog, as does Andrew Ian Dodge.

Update 2: JimSpot has a lot more to say on the subject. Had he known about the gig, he would have been there.

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This is a job for Flaming Fart!

“Id of the blogosphere” Lawrence Simon takes the piss out of US government “Don’t panic Mr Mainwaring” graphics.

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