Author Archives: Tim Hall

What’s wrong with being sexy?

As Nigel Tufnel would say. It appears that rural Albanians take male chauvinism to new heights (or is it depths). I don’t suppose he eats quiche either. He certainly won’t cook it. (Link from Scott)

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The Curse of the Fanboy!

On Rock Scissors Blog, White Wolf writer and now Gamma World developer Bruce Baugh talks about playtesting.

Likewise, if the design goals include doing something new, then you have to be prepared to tell some existing customers that they won’t necessarily be interested in this new thing. This is a very tricky matter in gaming, where a small fraction of the audience is very loud, and of that fraction a significant number of people are willing to carry on with obsessions that border on (if they do not cross into) the realm of the genuinely clinically disfunctional as well as socially disruptive. When you put out a new game and run into someone who lies about its contents in an effort to strike back at the company for something done fifteen years ago by someone who isn’t at the company and may not be in the field at all anymore, you are not dealing with an essentially healthy audience. And I know that every developer and most authors reading this are nodding along, thinking of multiple examples of the sort of person I just described.

If you the reader have never encountered that sort of obsession, count yourself lucky. It is in any event part of the social context of presenting new games. A vocal portion of our audience wants nothing but more of the same, whether their preferred “same” is 1st edition Dungeons & Dragons, GURPS as of 1990, White Wolf as of 1994, or whatever. And if they are allowed significant input input into the playtest process, they will bully down anyone who wants anything else, and if they don’t get what they want, they will go off and malign the developer and publisher. It is better to act as gatekeeper and deny them entrance at the beginning, and let the preferences of existing customers be represented by people who are prepared to be more temperate about it.

You may think Bruce is being harsh, but I have to agree with him. I’m not a game developer or writer, but I can name some of the people he’s referring to. I suspect one of those individuals is a former denizen of the Pyramid Online message boards, who eventually become one of only three people to be banned from that venue. Of course they’re a minority, but they’re a loud and annoying minority. I find people who’s entire meaning for existence is defined by a roleplaying game line, comic book series, movie franchise or even a rock band to be profoundly scary people.

Of course, there are some egotistic and socially dysfunctional prima donnas amongs game writers as well, including another of the three people to be banned from Pyramid. Not that I’m going to name any names. And I have to say the all game writers I’ve actually met have been perfectly charming people.

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Blogroll experiments

I’ve been experimenting with the blogroll, and changed the sort order from alphabetical to most recently updated.

Of course, this means that those sites that don’t ping weblogs.com will sink the bottom of the list.

There are a couple of Moveable Type blogs that aren’t showing up as updated, among them Scott, and Patrick Crozier’s Transport Blog. Don’t know if that’s because I’ve got the wrong URL in the blogroll, or if the sites aren’t pinging weblogs.com. Probably the former.

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Nostalgia ain’t what it used to be

David Carr of Samizdata.net has lost touch with Youth Culture

I think the actual epiphany came about two years when I managed to get myself caught up in some sort of street festival on my way home from work one night. Not even for a fleeting second did the idea of joining in occur to me. Finding myself in the midst of a gang of teen-somethings gyrating furiously to some noise or other reminiscent of a car alarm, my overwhelming desire was to be somewhere else. I was tired, I was hungry and I really, really wanted to be home.

Over on Blogcritics, Michele follows a similar theme, and compares the music today’s teenagers listen to with the music of her own generation, and states that 25 years ago, punk was punkier, heavy metal was heaver, and everything was superior to the manufactured plastic pap today’s music industry churns out.

And it’s not just the musical forms of heavy metal! On the ModMod mailing list, devoted to trains, we get comments like this, from my good friend and fellow railway modeller Alan Monk.

Don’t ask me to go later than that, I lost interest in the real thing circa 1990, so all these new fangled bogie hoppers and boxes just go straight over my bonce. What are these horrid new engines anyway, and where have all those nice blue ones with the arrows on the sides gone??

And even this:

Mmmmmm, Shackletons :-)

One of the RAFs best aircraft (Vulcan, Victor, Canberra and Lightnings being the others). I used to do all the airshows in the 1980s (before it all went plastic….sound familiar? :-) ), got lots of lovely phots of all these REAL a/c!

I think it’s just called ‘getting old’. Every generation thought it’s music (and trains and planes?) were better than what came before or after. So if today’s teenages insist on liking Nu Metal and Virgin Voyagers, who are we to criticise?

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Modern Architecture

Brian Micklethwait sings the praises of the new Swiss Re building in London, otherwise known as the Erotic Gherkin.

I remember seeing it, still under construction, from a Thameslink train passing through the centre of London, and the two friends I was travelling with had never heard it described thus. It’s certainly a dramatically different building, unlike the bland square blocks or historical pastiches we’ve been used to recent years.

Of course, when I see the words “Swiss Re”, I expect it to be followed with either “4/4″ or “6/6″. If you’re wondering why, go here.

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What London Tube Line are You?

I’m the District Line, apparently. I can remember the days of R Stock (trains with flares!)




Going Underground – which London Underground tube line are you?

I’m the DISTRICT line!

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Carnival of the Vanities #24

Held this week at Gut Rumbles: Acidman is done. He thinks I’m far too polite to Jehovahs’ witnesses.

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Arrested for wearing a T shirt?

Scott linked to this Yahoo News about someone being arrested in an American shopping mall for wearing a T shirt with the words “give peace a chance”.

The fact that the mall owner is within his legal rights doesn’t mean that he’s not acting like a jerk.

It’s cases like this that make me realise how much the ‘utopian’ society advocated by the more extreme libertarians would suck for everyone other than the very rich. When everything outside your own front door is owned by someone else, probably some faceless and unaccountable corporation, you’ll be forced to obey someone else’s stupid and arbitary rules the moment you step outside your front door. America’s sacred 1st Amendment? Forget it!

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Evil Bill’s plan for world domination

Caveat Lector pointed me at this article. This bit jumped out at me early on in the document

Highly skilled jobs remain, and pay well, because basic design, prototyping and pilot production will still be done here, but even if you have skills, there are problems getting hired. Human Resources departments haven’t one clue in Hell how to evaluate skilled technical workers. They try to match exact experience and training to exact job requirements, and demand 3 years experience for specialties that have only existed for 18 months. Thousands of technical jobs go unfilled, while thousands who could do those jobs are asking, “Do you want fries with that?”.

If you’re over 40, the technology employment picture becomes really grim. You have abilities far beyond a 28 year old’s, but he’s the one that’s going to get hired. For over 40s, there are many opportunities in consulting, especially in small and medium business, but that takes social skills and above all, selling skills, exactly what many chose technical careers to avoid.

So what does all this mean to the small business manager? Simple – whether you’re looking for a consultant or an employee, you have a large pool of experienced over 40 technology workers to choose from, and you won’t have to compete tooth and nail with corporate employers. Look for a track record of flexibility, and let the corps pay for the young ones’ experience.

Having turned 40 a couple of years back, I can confirm the job market is tough.

The real meat of the article, though, is it’s scathing attack on Micro$oft, and their future plans, especially the way they’re rewriting windows allowing it to reconfigure or disable things the moment you do anything the Micro$oft doesn’t like. I certainly don’t like the way they’re moving from a licence model to a subscription model, so if you don’t pay your subscription, it will lock up your data. This will give them the power to extort as much money from their ‘customers’ as they can, because if their victims don’t pay up, M$ will put them out of business.

Of course, some of this may be exaggeration. But if it’s true, this is scary stuff.

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I am an Insignificant Microbe

At least according to The Blogosphere Ecosystem created by The Truth Laid Bear. I’m not even a Slimy Mollusc, let alone a Higher Being. If you do link to me, and your site isn’t registered, go and register it!

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