Author Archives: Tim Hall

Doomed! Doomed!

Andrew of Dodgeblogium has just survived the Tory Party conference. From what he says, the prospects don’t look good for them.

The conference, as you may have read elsewhere, was rather poorly attended by all types of people. It was possible to get into the bar in the conference hotel at 2am for the first time in all my times at conference. What was most striking was the sneering delegates, staff, and hangers-on who impishly spewed bile about all but themselves. The state of play was everyone’s fault but their own. CCO and parliamentary staff drunkenly hurled abuse at those they felt did not belong, or worse, passed vile insinuations and secrets to the press. The last night, the Conference Hotel reminded me of Lord of the Flies.

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Unless the Tory Party are very lucky and Tony Blair commits seppuku they have no chance of winning the next election. The party is heading to oblivion, and none of the Party’s apparatchiks seem to give a damn.

I’m not by any means a supporter of the Tories, opposing many of the things they stand for, but it’s still highly dangerous for any democracy to lack a credible opposition. If the Tories continue to implode, can the Liberal Democrats take their place? Or, in the most apocalyptic of scenarios, will the racist thugs in the British National Party exploit a gap in the market?

We Brits are in for some interesting times in politics in the next few years.

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Bye Bye, Jarvis

Trouble rail maintenance contractor Jarvis are giving up their contracts for rail maintenance. Network rail will now be doing maintenance in-house. A little bit less fragmentation, and about time too.

Both passenger’s groups and train operators are glad to see the back of them. Rail Passengers Council chairman Stewart Francis had this to say:

“I think passenger confidence in Jarvis had been shaken due to a number of incidents on the railways. Passengers don’t care who maintains the railways as long as they are delivered safely and their trains run on time.”

While GNER’s Chris Garnett said:

“Certainly the aftermath of the Kings Cross derailment was, as far as we were concerned, just one thing too many. I think the fact that they’re going is very good news for all our passengers and for all our staff.”

Next; what about the radical concept of the same company controlling both the trains and the tracks?

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My absence from the loop evidences the absence of a loop.

Madkane gets to inteview Donald Rumsfeld.

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Ozzy vs. UB40

Some local politicians know nothing about music, if the reactions to a proposal to give Ozzy Osborne the freedom of Birmingham are anything to go by.

One councillor, John Hemmingway, told reporters: “Frankly the idea of Osbourne as a role model is laughable. If we want to give the honour to musicians, UB40 would be a far better vote.”

I find it sad that heavy metal has never been accepted as a valid part of rock music in Britain, perhaps a reason why bands like Black Sabbath have never had the recognition they deserve in their own country. And heavy metal was very much Birmingham’s contribution to music. ELO? How many bands can you name that cite ELO as major influence? Black Sabbath more or less invented heavy metal as we know it today, and their influence goes far beyond the metal scene. Without them, I can’t imagine punk sounding the way it did.

What are UB40 in comparison, apart from being politically-correct reggae-lite? If you want to honour reggae bands from Birmingham, there are plenty of far better bands to choose from. UB40 are nothing but commercial pop fluff; most of their hits were covers anyway.

Face it, Cllr John Hemmingway, Ozzy, Tony Iommi, Geezer Butler and Bill Ward are to Birmingham what Paul, John, George and Ringo were to Liverpool. If Liverpool can have the John Lennon International Airport, then Birmingham should have the Tony Iommi International Airport.

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Time for your medication….

A bulky envelope plopped through the letterbox this morning. It contained something I’l almost given up for lost, a copy of “The Top Heavy Metal Songs of All Time” by Martin Popoff, sent by blogger Andrew Ian Dodge. Somehow it managed to take a month and a half to get from New England to Old England!

I opened to book at random, and came to #473, Anthrax’s “Madhouse”. Although it’s not in my record collection, it’s a song has some very special memories for me. Back in 1986 I was living under the same roof as my brother, and every Saturday morning I would be awoken by the words “Time for your medication, Mr Brown”, followed by loud maniacal laughter, and then that monster of a riff.

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Vrooooom!!!

Carnival of the Vanities has reached #55, which means it needs to be accompanied by the roar of twin Napier Deltics. Hosted this week by Dancing with Dogs.

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Not Walsall

Steve Jones talks about layout ideas and layout inspiration.

As I grew up in England’s industrial Midlands, much of my train-watching has centred on the Birmingham/Black Country area, Walsall in particular. This is the real, working railway as opposed to the stylised idyll of the country branchline, viewed through the chocolate and cream tinted spectacles of model railway magazines. The landscape is intensely urban and decaying, the flora limited to canal towpaths and railway embankments, the fauna just a thin smear on the ring-road. You can taste the atmosphere – in fact you’ll probably cough it back up.

Some wonderfully atmospheric black and white photos to illustrate. Reminds us of the fact it’s now 35 years since the end of steam in Britain, and the early diesel era is as much ancient history as the ‘kettle’ era.

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Prang!

This is not what we want to happen to an National Railway Museum exhibit. Pioneer class 37 No D6700 was a guest at the Barrow Hill open day, and has had an argument with fellow class 37 37515 during a somewhat careless shunting move. The damage looks repairable, but there goes someone’s no claims bonus.

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Ten Technologies That Deserve To Die

Ten Technologies That Deserve to Die, according to Bruce Sterling. Not sure whether I agree with all of them, but he’s got a valid point for most, and I’m pushed to think of any technologies I’d like to see vanish more, since spam doesn’t count as a technology. (Link from Adam Lipscomb)

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Today’s Must Read

As Patrick Crozier says, if you read no other article on British railways then read this one. Find out what happens when a reporter from The Times takes a senior manager from Swiss Federal Railways on a tour of Britain’s fragmented mess of a network.

A CLASSIC SCENE at Crewe railway station. Every platform indicator is blank. Passengers drift like jetsam in a harbour. A rumour springs up — who knows from where? — that a Birmingham train is approaching Platform 5. The station assistant can’t confirm it. But then again, he doesn’t deny it. We leg it over the bridge.

Then a disembodied voice booms out. “We regret to announce that the Virgin train service to Birmingham is running approximately 70 — that’s seven zero — minutes late.”

Peter Grossenbacher is not given to displays of large emotion. He is, after all, Swiss. But when he hears this gloomy news his moustache twitches, his right eyebrow rises a full centimetre above its normal platform, and he gives a slight but tragic shake of his head. “That’s . . . very sad”, he mutters.

The article comes to the conclusion that’s now obvious to anyone that knows anything about operating a railway. If we want a world-class railways like the state-owned Swiss network, or the privatised Japaneses one, we have to bring back vertical intergration. None of this nonsense of one company running the trains, another company operating the tracks, and a third failing to maintain them properly.

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