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Yet Another Music Meme

From Perverse Access Memory.

1. What’s the total size of music files on your computer?

Only a few Mb, consisting of a few free downloads. I haven’t ripped any of my extensive CD collection.

2. What is the last CD you bought?

I bought three CDs over the weekend, “Novella” by Renaissance, “Agaetis Byrjun” by Sigur Rós, and Spock’s Beard’s latest, “Octane”, the last of which I’ve yet to listen to.

3. What is the last song you listened to before you read this post?

That would have been the last number from Rammstein’s show on Sunday night. :)

4. Name four songs that you listen to a lot or that mean a lot to you.

I’ve recently listed my top ten all-time favourites; these four are songs I’ve been playing a lot lately.

Mother Nature by Mostly Autumn. I’ve been listening to this band more than just about anyone else over the past few months, this is their best song.
The Return of Pan by The Waterboys. A great song from a decidedly average album.
Bless this Child by Nightwish. One of the all time great intros; A choral chant that builds until it’s suddenly cut through by powerchord guitar.
Hysteria, by Muse. Just about the only ‘fashionable’ British band who I find not only listenable but entertaining; this is the best song from their best album.

5. Which three people are you passing the baton on to and why?

Scott, Steve Jones, Silkenray, selected more-or-less at random.

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Rammstein – Manchester MEN Arena

On Friday night, my brother phoned up and asked if I was interested in seeing the mad German metallers Rammstein at the Manchester MEN Arena on Sunday night; he’d found out there were still a few tickets left for the show. Having heard reports of the theatricality of their live show, I decided this was a show worth going to.

The support act were the four crazy Finnish cellists Apocalyptica. Accompanied by a live drummer, they tore through their mix of instrumental Metallica covers and original compositions with a tremendous amount of energy. It’s weird how much they made the quiet bit in the middle of ‘Master of Puppets’ sounds like 18th century chamber music. They closed with a manic take on Greig’s ‘Hall of the Mountain King’, a weirdly rock’n'roll version of a classical piece played on classical instruments. Is this the new rock’n'roll?

Rammstein preceded their set with what has to be the longest intro tape I’ve ever heard; something like ten minutes of Krautrock-style drone before the band launched into the opener, ‘Reise Reise’.

The stage resembled the famous inner sleeve of Blue Öyster Cult’s “On Your Feet Or On Your Knees” crossed with the set from an 80s science fiction movie; the backline spread right across the back of the stage, with the drummer on top. Most of the band started the set on top of this backline too before being lowered down on hydraulic lifts to join singer Till Linderman, who spent the first number prowling the stage below on his own.

Rammstein’s music matched the stage set; monstrous walls of guitars leavened by slabs of symphonic keyboards, topped by Till Linderman’s Darth Vader vocals. Sung, of course, almost entirely in German.

If the overwhelmingly heavy music wasn’t enough, Rammstein put on one of the most theatrical shows I’ve seen since Pink Floyd’s ‘The Wall‘ many, many years ago. With jets of flame you could feel the heat from, and enough fireworks for November 5th, spectacular pyrotechnics accompanied just about every song. During ‘Mein Tell’ (otherwise known as ‘that the song about the cannibal’), Linderman wheeled out a metal cauldron in which he trapped lederhosen-clad keyboard player Flake Lorenz, who he then ‘cooked’ by hosing the thing with a flame thrower. In another number Till himself stood beneath a firework, singing while covered in a shower of sparks. Then in set closer ‘Amerika’, Flake, having escaped the cannibal’s cauldron, spent the song playing while trundling round the stage on a Segway. At the same time the moshpit at the front getting covered by red, white and blue tinsel.

Before the show we’d all known Rammstein only by reputation, and hadn’t heard any of their actual songs. We didn’t quite know what to expect, but we certainly weren’t disappointed by this over-the-top performance. Even though it later transpired that he and a mate of his had made the decision to go to the show following a few beers…

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Bah! Rotters!

Two things wrong with the BBC2 drama The Rotters’ Club. Firstly the stereotypically negative portrayal of prog-rock (Why couldn’t we actually hear some of Tales from Topographic Oceans?) And why was the train from Birmingham to London hauled by a split-box ‘Peak’?

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Is Classical the new Rock’n'roll

Will classical music be the new rock’n'roll? Martin Kettle, upon reading a new book by South African scholar Peter Van der Merwe, seems to think it just might be.

But at the moment, it’s very much in the doldrums. In the 18th, 19th and into the early 20th centuries, classical music was the most significant music in western culture. But somewhere in the middle of the 20th century, classical music took a dramatic wrong turning:

At the start of the 21st century, we can see what went wrong more clearly. What went wrong was western European modernism. Modernism is a huge, varied and complex phenomenon, and it took on different qualities in different national cultures. But an essential feature, especially as Van der Merwe argues it, was to turn music decisively towards theory – often political theory – and away from its popular roots.

The pioneer figure was Arnold Schoenberg, with his theory of the emancipation of dissonance (which, as Van der Merwe cleverly points out, also implied the suppression of consonance). But it was after Schoenberg’s death, in the period 1955-80, that his ideas achieved the status of holy writ.

The upshot was a deliberate renunciation of popularity. The audience that mattered to modernists (even the many who saw themselves as socialists) ceased to be the general public and increasingly became other composers and the intellectual, often university-based, establishment that claimed to validate the new music, not least through its influence over state patronage. Any failure of the music to become popular was ascribed not to the composer’s lack of communication but the public’s lack of understanding.

Into the void came first Jazz, then Rock, which gave the public what they were no longer getting from classical music. The sorts of people who might been writing symphonies and operas had they been born a century earlier instead gave us some of the rock canon of the past half-century.

But now modernism shows signs of dying out, perhaps allowing a new generation of composers who’s music can resonate with the general public. Perhaps now the time is right?

Classical music’s second coming, if it is to have one, could hardly be better timed. The popular music that once filled the place it vacated seems in turn to have largely burned itself out. Here, too, creativity is at its lowest ebb since the early 50s. The space awaiting good new music of any kind is immense.

As a rock fan, I find I have to reluctantly agree with that paragraph; Rock no longer seems to be doing anything new, and is reduced to endlessly cannibalising it’s own past. While a lot of good music is still being released, it’s no longer evolving or progressing; I haven’t heard anything much in the past few years that could not have been released two decades earlier. The British scene in particular has become extremely hidebound and conservative, a complete contrast to the heady days of the 70s and 80s.

What will happen in music in the next fifty years is probably anyone’s guess.

Update: The Ministry of Information has some thoughts on the matter.

It’s very true that if one looks at the particularly creative bands of that period, namely prog/art rock and neo-prog, they are extremely stale now – that’s the very reason I loathe them. However, that only means it’s the wrong place to look for creativity, not that such creativity is absent everywhere.

Contemporary ‘rock’ music is evolving and progressing, but one has to step away from the tired rehashing of ‘classic’ and neo-prog – I’m not sure Tim meant to say so, but I agree that that branch is dead.

I wasn’t so much thinking of the neo-prog bands, most of whom don’t try to pretend that they’re doing anything new, and have just as much right to exist as trad jazz or rockabilly. And I love IQ’s last album.

I was thinking more of the post-Britpop indie-rock which has effectively become what passes for mainstream rock nowadays, which I believe has now become very boring. So much of it is locked into the four-chord verse-chorus-verse-chorus format with an occasional strummy middle eight that doesn’t quite have the guts to be a proper solo. This might be acceptable if they could come up with some memorable melodies, but many of them are pretty tuneless as well. Indie fans will probably accuse me of missing the point, and insist that the important thing about these bands is the lyrics rather than the ploddingly uninteresting music.

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Change just one letter

I’m told this meme started somewhere in the Blogosphere, although I ran into it on Dreamlyrics.

The goal is to change one letter of a book title so as to give the story an entirely new meaning. After the altered title, offer a one or two sentence explanation of the new story.

I’ve interpreted changing one letter and including adding or removing a letter as well as replacing one. These are my contributions to the meme:

Neuromincer:

The true story behind Mad Cow Disease

The Curious Incident of the Bog in the Nighttime

Why did a suburban garden suddenly change into a swamp?

The Munster Manual

A d20 sourcebook for TV sitcoms.

Lard of the Rings

The adventures of a team of seriously overweight wrestlers.

Star Ward

Stories from hospital for celebrities, being treated for such things as freak gardening accidents.

The Mountains of Mudness

The terrifying story of sanity-draining non-Euclidian mud!

Valley of the Dulls

Very boring, and nothing at all happens in 703 pages.

The Stairs My Destination

A Dalek scientist struggles with the problem that’s been thwarting the Dalek conquest of the universe.

Gob Emperor of Dune

He rules the universe. But he’s all mouth.

Casio Royale

James Bond must thwart a villain who’s trying to dominate the world using sinister mild-control devices embedded in pocket calculators.

Dr Po

Another Bond adventure, featuring a terrifying overweight red villain with a television ariel growing out of her head.

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ProgAID?

A charity record that won’t suck? ProgAID‘s single “All Around The World”, written by Rob Reed of Magenta, will feature a who’s who of modern-day prog rock artists, representing bands such as Magenta, IQ, Karnataka, Shadow Gallery, The Flower Kings and Mostly Autumn.

ProgAID was set-up in the wake of the terrible earthquake and Tsunami disaster that tragically struck on the 26th December 2004. The sheer destruction and loss of human life was of a scale that shook the world. It was therefore decided, that maybe the Progressive Rock Community could do something, even in a small way, to help alleviate some of the suffering endured and therefore help towards the rebuilding of lives and communities.

ProgAID at this point, is focused on this one particular cause, but now that it is up and running, our intention is to stay together and help where ever and whenever countries, communities and people need the support of people who care and want to help.

ALL monies paid to us go direct to the people we are aiming to help and your support is needed and appreciated. We thank you for visiting us and for being aware of situations that we can’t control but can aid to put right.

But will it be 20 minutes long, and will there be mellotrons on it?

Update: According to Jon of Karnataka and The Panic Room, the song will indeed have not only mellotrons, but 12 string guitar played by none other than Anthony Phillips. Progtastic!

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The Fight Against Comment Spam

Moveable Type have just introduced a ‘nofollow’ plugin. This works for both 2.661 and 3.1, and adds the ‘nofollow’ tag to all links in comments; this magic tag will tell Google not to index the URL that appears in the comment. In theory, this will make comment spamming completely useless.

Checking my activity logs, I saw that I had 850 comments blocked by MT-Blacklist in the past 24 hours. God knows how much of my bandwidth these slime are consuming.

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Locomotive Liveries that Never Were

Ever wondered what a class 50 might have looked like in ‘Deltic Style’ green? Or a Deltic in Virgin “Thunderbird” style with Dellner couplings? Or a Peak in Midland Main Line tangerine and teal?

Someone from the The AC Locomotive Group shows us what might have been! (Link from a post by Andy Gautrey on the Demodellers mailing list)

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Top Ten Songs Poll

Today is the deadline for votes in Norm’s 10 best songs poll.

I’m asking you all to send me your ten (10) choices for the greatest songs of rock and pop music. The background to this is that, for his fiftieth birthday, my friend Drew compiled his top 50 of same, and a formidable list it is. Being prone to this kind of thing myself, I am in the process of compiling my own list – of which more in due course. The exercise is what inspired this poll.

Here’s are the votes of the Cheadle Hulme jury:

Blue Öyster Cult: Astronomy Specifically the live version from 1977′s “Some Enchanted Evening”. It’s one of those song for which I can always remember the first time I heard it. Forget the lame cover by Metallica, forget the overplayed ‘Reaper’ or the lumbering ‘Godzilla’. This is why BÖC are one of my favourite bands.

Rainbow: Stargazer. It wasn’t for many years that I realised it was partly a ripoff of ‘Kashmir’. But I still love the song.

Pink Floyd: Comfortably Numb. While everybody thinks of that solo, the entire song is a classic.

Deep Purple: Highway Star. Just turn it up to eleven!

Queensrÿche: Breaking the Silence. Operation Mindcrime is one of those albums where it’s difficult to single out one great song; they’re all great. But this one’s my favourite.

Rush: La Villa Strangiato. ‘An exercise in self-indulgence’ So you have a problem with that?

Marillion: This is the 21st Century. Marillion may be old lags, but they’re not into endlessly recycling their past; this one’s very modern-sounding with it’s loops and samples, and just gets stuck in your head.

Yes: Gates of Delerium I’d be letting my reputation slip if I didn’t include a side-long 70s prog-rock epic. The closing ‘Soon’ section has to be one of the most spine-tingling bits of symphonic rock ever recorded.

Dream Theatre: Disappear. DT are known for amazing chops and endless solos. But this song shows how amazing they can be when they keep it simple. What Radiohead might have sounded like if Thom Yorke could actually sing.

Budgie: Wildfire. Amazing what three Welshmen could do with four chords and a lot of energy. Who needs punk? Brings back memories of barnstorming live performances from the early 80s.

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This Day in Alternate History

Our transdimensional scientists have managed to retrieve some publications from various parallel timelines. Unfortunately, the only publication they’ve managed to find is Modern Railways

1997, Cornwall: Imerys take delivery of the fifth and final GM-built diesel for the 2’6″ gauge Cornwall Minerals Railway. These machines now work all china clay traffic between Rocks mill at Goonbarrow and the port of Fowey, including the standard gauge wagons on transporters to Par. Imerys plan to retain two of the Hunslet Bo-Bos dating from the 1960s for shunting at St Blazey and Fowey, but the other two operational machines are to be sold to the Newquay Steam Railway, who will used them both for works trains and for some off-season passenger work.

1977, North America: Following the successful trials over the past three years, Amtrak place an order with English Electric for a further 35 5000hp locomotives, based on the successful British Rail class 87, for use on the North East Corridor between New York and Washington. English Electric beat off strong competion from AESA of Sweden with the Rc3 derivative.

1971, Wessex: A Great Western turbotrain breaks the world rail speed record, reaching 352 mph on the racing stretch between Didcot and Swindon, demonstrating Brunel’s foresight in choosing the 7′ gauge.

1973, BR Western Region: In a change of livery policy, BR begin outshopping main line pacifics in BR blue, replacing the unlined black used since 1966. First locomotives outshopped in the new colour scheme are Britannias 70012/4 from Swindon and Rebuild Bullieds 34013/5/22 from Eastleigh. Both classes will continue to work the cross-country Reading to Birmingham services until the electrification is completed in 1976. Meanwhile Toton recieves an additional ten air-braked 9Fs to cope with increased East Midlands coal traffic resulting from the current the oil crisis.

1981, BR Midland Region: After closure for conversion work, the Woodhead line reopens under 25kv electrification. The Godley Junction to Warrington electification was switched on at the same date. The first train was a westbound MGR from Barnsley Junction to Fiddler’s Ferry power station, hauled by class 88 No 88122. The conversion brings to an end the dual-voltage switchable tracks at Tinsley Yard.

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