Author Archives: Tim Hall

Dr Who thought of the day

Anyone else think the character called “The Editor” was an OTT parody of Michael Grade, the man responsible for cancelling Dr Who back in the 80s?

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The British Election

Four weeks ago, I predicted that the UK general election would result in something like this:

  • A Labour majority of sixty or seventy, down from the 166 of the old parliament.
  • The Tories making modest gains in seats, but far short of overturning Labour
  • The Liberal Democrats gaining about ten seats

Perhaps I should have put money on that, because it’s precisely what actually happened.

I suspect a significant proportion of the electorate really wanted to see Labour reelected but with a sharply reduced majority. If people really wanted Michael Howard as PM, the Tories would have got more than a third of the vote! A lot of pundits claimed there was no way people could actually vote for ‘Blair, but with a smaller majority’, but that’s precisely what the electorate actually did. Perhaps the great British public are cannier than the pundits think?

All three main parties are probably disappointed. Labour, of course, have lost a lot of seats. But the Tories can hardly claim to be on the road back to power. Their share of the vote was just once percentage point higher than last time round, and much of that was at the expense of UKIP. And while the Liberal Democrats made inroads into Labour territory, finishing up their biggest tally of MPs since the 1920s, they failed to gain any ground in their other front against the Tories.

As for the smaller parties, Robert Kilroy-Silk’s political career is finished. With just 2000-odd votes, and fourth place, he’s history, and good riddance. Unfortunately, the same cannot be said of the repellant George Galloway, who managed to win in east London with his unpleasant mix of Stalinism and Islamism. The high vote in many places by the far-right British National Party is also very worrying. I suspect the Tories heavy use of the immigration issue has played into their hands and increased their support.

The fact that Labour still won a 60 seat majority with just 37% of the popular vote means we do need to take a long, hard look at our antiquated and creaking electoral system, and consider alternatives. The case for electoral reform used to be made only by political anoraks and supporters of the Liberal Democrats, whose party suffered the most at the hands of the present system. But now questions are being asked across the whole of the political spectrum, which can only be a good thing.

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Land of the Free, My Ass, part IV

The latest from Silkenray

Apparently it will take 3 weeks for them to get my husband out of the country. Apparently, also, they are going to require that 2 officers escort him on the plane, staying with him the entire time across the Atlantic. What the? What do they think he’s going to DO?

Which means that to get him out of the country, they’re going to be paying two people to escort him for an 8 hour flight – and presumably paying them to fly back… flights which, at this time of year, cost about $400 or $500… That’s three plane tickets, which makes, say, $1,500. Not to mention the salary of the people going with him. Not to mention that having him under guard is just ridiculous in the first place.

I’d say the US Government has wasted tens of thousands of dollars on this farce (if it hasn’t reached $100,000 yet, which is doubtful). Talk about wasteful and stupid… and over such a petty issue!

It’s easy to take all the stories about America becoming a police state with a pinch of salt. But when things like this happen to someone I know personally, I do begin to worry about the direction the world’s 800lb gorilla is taking.

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Goodbye Blogcritics

Last night I quit as a member of Blogcritics.

I had been a member of this site since it’s inception, when it was focussed on music, book and film reviews. Over the past few years I’ve posted a fair number of progressive rock album and concert reviews, many of which have been syndicated across a number of other sites; which means my writing has been reaching quite a large audience.

Blogcritics has had a politics section for quite a while, which has always had it’s fair share of flamewars. But with the original membership composed largely of music and film fans, people were all over the map politically, and the wingnuts and moonbats of the far right and far left tended to meet their matches.

Sadly, in recent months, that has ceased to be the case, and the politics section has been slowly poisoning the rest of the site. There has been a steady stream of new members who have no interest in music, books, film and culture, but are just blowhards seeking a soapbox for angry political rants, and almost all of them have been from the ugly hard right. My heart sank when I saw that a notorious troll and bully I remember from usenet a few years ago had joined the site a few months back, and he has done a great deal of damage.

The final straw came yesterday, with a really offensive post bordering on hate speech from yet another new member. He turns out to be one of the chorus line from the notorious anti-muslim hate site Little Green Footballs. The same posting from his own noxious blog has been enthusiastically linked from the white supremacist Stormfront.org, which really tells you all you need to know about it.

My conscience will not let me contribute to a site that gives a platform to that sort of material.

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Mostly Autumn, Storms Over Still Water

When I returned from work on Friday, there was a package waiting at home for me. It contained my Limited Subscriber Edition of Mostly Autumn’s new album, which I’d ordered a few months ago. Mostly Autumn have followed the lead set by Marillion a few years back, persuading fans to preorder the next album before it’s been recorded; thus relying on their fan base rather than an advance from a cynical record company to pay for the recording costs.

Mostly Autumn are a York-based seven-piece inspired by the currently unfashionable classic rock bands of the 70s. Early albums were full of echoes of Pink Floyd, Renaissance, Uriah Heep, Jethro Tull, Deep Purple and Fairport Convention. Later on they fused these influences into their own unique sound, combining celtic atmospherics with soaring symphonic rock. This is the sort of music that requires multiple listens before it can properly be appreciated. Unfortunately any album of theirs runs a serious risk of being dismissed by mainstream critics who will attempt to appraise it on a single listen, even if they don’t reject it out of hand as being totally out of touch with contemporary musical fashions.

Storms Over Still Water, MA’s fifth “Proper” work, is very much an album of two halves. The first half is made up of short, fairly commercial rock numbers in the vein of 2003′s “Passengers”. But the second half contains longer sweeping pieces in the style of the high points of their earlier work. The actual sound is a little different this time; unlike the sparser productions of some earlier albums, this time there’s a big, full sound which probably needs an expensive stereo to do it full justice.

I don’t normally do track-by-track reviews, but this time I’ll make an exception:

Out of the Green Sky: Liam Davidson’s slide guitar leads into a heavy guitar-driven opener. Bryan Josh’s vocals on the verse are rather low in the mix, which makes a dramatic contrast with Heather Findlay’s soaring vocal on the chorus.

Broken Glass: A lighter, poppier song with a big 80s style multi-tracked guitar hook, although the vocal melody is a bit weak. Ties with Ghost in Dreamland for the weakest song on the album.

Ghost in Dreamland: Another rather lightweight poppy number, which, like the previous song, doesn’t do an awful lot for me. Probably the nearest thing the album has to filler.

Heart Life: This bluesy ballad has been in the live set since the end of last year, so I’d heard the song before. The acoustic verse recalls a faint echo of the band’s older celtic folk sound, but with a much rockier chorus. A great vocal performance from Heather on this one, and an equally great solo from Bryan at the end. For me, this is the standout song from the first half of the album.

The End of the World: Possibly the strangest song on the album, with a lyric that seems a homage to the whimsical but dark stories Peter Gabriel used to tell in between songs. It uses the contrasting vocal styles of the two lead singers to great effect.

Black Rain: MA rock out with the heaviest song they’ve ever performed. I’ve heard the riff being described as a bit like Oasis, but it reminds me more of Uriah Heep at their best. Another superb vocal from Heather and some wonderful guitar heroics from Bryan. They should really put this one out as a single; it would show up The Darkness for the poseurs they are.

Coming to…: An instrumental that doesn’t quite work. Builds up from a repetitive guitar riff and marching keyboards, but abruptly stops before it reaches a climax. When I first heard it, I thought there was a fault on my CD. But no, it’s meant to end like that.

Candle in the Sky: The first of three lengthy epics. The beginning section is reminiscent of parts of Dark Side of the Moon, with Bryan’s vocals sounding very Dave Gilmour. The song leads into a bizarre Bon Jovi-like singalong middle section, and finally an chill-out atmospheric playout. The individual parts are good, but I’m not sure whether the thing works as a whole.

Carpe Diem: A symphonic rock classic. In some ways it resembles the much earlier ‘The Gap is Too Wide’ from 1999s “Spirit of Autumn Past” Built upon a simple repetitive piano figure from Iain Jennings, it starts with a beautiful vocal section from Heather, and builds into an extended soaring solo from Bryan. I love the interplay between the guitar and the backing vocals. The band have done this sort of thing before, but never to such effect.

Storms over Still Water: The title track is vaguely similar in arrangement to the previous track; opening with an atmospheric vocal section, sung (I think) by both Heather and Angela Gordon, a heavier middle section sung by Bryan, and another extended solo at the end. Another good one, even if it doesn’t quite reach the heights of the track before.

Tomorrow: The closing number is another short instrumental, building up from a simple guitar riff overlaid with walls of keyboards to build a big symphonic wall of sound. A fine way to end the album.

Overall, this is a superb album, and a logical progression from what’s gone before. It builds on the strengths of “Passengers”, but also includes some soaring epics, the one thing Passengers lacked. Missing almost completely this time is any sign of the old celtic folky feel; maybe elements of this will reappear next time around?

One thing that stands out here is Bryan Josh’s guitar playing. If “Passengers” showed a tremendous advance in Heather Findlay’s vocals, this one shows just as big an improvement in Bryan’s lead guitar. Before he was a competent journeyman player; now in places he’s showing the potential to be a Steve Rothery or a Dave Gilmour. The production gives him a big overdriven sound that suits his playing well. But if Bryan Josh and Heather Findlay share the spotlight, the unsung hero is Iain Jennings, whose keyboard playing never takes centre stage, but fills out the sound all the way through the album.

The album isn’t quite perfect; I’d like to have a heard little more of Angela Gordon’s flute playing, which is seriously underused this time around. Also some of the arrangements still show some rough edges; several songs don’t seem to have proper endings, but just seem to stop.

But these are quibbles; the albums great strengths overwhelm these relatively minor faults. If you liked any earlier Mostly Autumn album, you will not be disappointed in this one.

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Stormy Weather

I guess it’s appropriate for a rainy bank holiday weekend. My copy of special edition of Mostly Autumn‘s Storms Over Still Water arrived yesterday. Since MA play the sort of music that requires several spins before it can properly be appreciated, I’ll write a full review once I’ve had a chance to listen to it a few times.

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Meme time again

Time for another meme. This one comes via Perverse Access Memory:

List five things that people in your circle of friends or peer group are wild about, but you can’t really understand the fuss over.

Since this blog covers multiple interests that are beyond the ken of “mundanes”, I’ll try and include one from each of them.

  1. Depot layouts: A model railway consisting of a traction maintenance depot, with loads of locomotives, but no coaches or freight wagons. Sorry, but I’m interested in trains, not just locomotives on their own. At one point, for diesel and electric era modelling at any rate, depot layouts had become as bad a cliche as those endless GWR branch termini (half of which were of Ashburton)
  2. Morrissey and The Smiths: A good candidate for the most overrated singer of all time. If this self-obsessed bore was really as good as his fanboys claim he is, he’d have sold a lot more records than he did. At least Roger Waters had some music to back up his miserablist lyrics.
  3. The entire superhero genre: Comics, films, RPGs, the lot. I find the common tropes of the genre so inherently ridiculous I’m unable to suspend disbelief enough to care about the characters or the stories. If people started developing incredible superhuman powers, why do they adopt silly codenames, wear brightly-coloured Spandex costumes with their underpants over their trousers, and Fight Crime! And silliest of all, why do they always have to have secret mundane identities? And why does the presence of vast numbers of superpowered beings have no significant effect on history or culture?
  4. Dice Pools: As used in Storyteller, and the horrid Deadlands. I guess the idea behind dice pools in RPG game mechanics was to create a level playing field between those who could do basic arithmetic in their heads, and those who are functionally innumerate. The problem with too many dice pool mechanics is that the designers themselves don’t seem to understand the probability curves of their own systems, which for me can lead to some very unsatisfactory gaming. When I keep rolling critical failures, I’d actually like to know whether I’m just being unlucky, or whether I’m attempting things my character doesn’t have the skill level for. Or whether the probability curve is so opaque that the GM doesn’t know what target numbers to set.
  5. Football: If I go to the pub at lunchtime with work colleagues, most of the time they spend the entire lunch hour talking about bloody football. I’m sure the number of sad obsessives amongst football fandom exceed the total number of roleplayers, railway modellers and prog-rock fans. And when was the last time serious drunken violence erupted at a model railway exhibition or an RPG convention?

And now I’m supposed to pass the meme on. I’d like to nominate Amadán, except his blog is in limbo. Or Steve “Electric Nose” Jones, but he doesn’t do memes. But I can nominate Scott, Silkenray, and Carl Cravens.

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The Death of Trackback

Tom Coates thinks that Trackback is dead.

I think it’s time we faced the fact that Trackback is dead. We should state up front – the aspirations behind Trackback were admirable. We should reassert that we understand that there is a very real need to find mechanisms to knit together the world of webloggers and to allow conversations across multiple weblogs to operate effectively. We must recognise that Trackback was one of the first and most important attempts to work in that area. But Nevertheless, we have to face the fact – Trackback is dead.

It has been killed by spam and by spammers – by the sheer horror of ping after ping pushing incest and bestiality links. It has been killed by the exploitation of human beings quite prepared to desecrate the work of tens of thousands of people in order that they should scrabble together a few coins. It has been killed by the experience of an inbox overwhelmed by the automated rape of our creative endeavours.

Trackback has been disabled on this site for several months. A spammer actually broke it, by posting so much trackback spam in one go that the site exceeded it’s disk quota and corrupted the database. I have since had little indication to fix it, and trackback will not be coming back in the forseeable future. It’s just not worth the hassle any more. Thanks to spammers, the cost to me in time and aggravation of supporting trackbacks is far more than their utility.

Comments are still hanging in there, just. I have considered getting rid of comments as well, since I got very few legitimate comments and rather too much spam. But recently I’ve had a couple of posts recently that have generated a significant (for me) number of comments, and for the moment, comments are still worth having.

For now.

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The return of Fudge Factor

After far too long an absence, Fudge Factor is back! The format is changing slightly; rather than monthly issues, they’re aiming for one article each week. Starting things off is a modern-day adventure, Ghost Hunters of New England.

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Land of the Free, My Ass, part III

More on the difficulties for non-American artists attempting to tour the US. The Ministry of Information links to this entry from David Byrne’s Journal (No permalinks, it’s the April 16th entry)

The tightening of the borders in recent years, while it may be understandable regarding genuinely suspicious individuals, is in fact applied with almost no rhyme or reason — although in fact it may only appear to be without reason. A friend told me over a lunch meeting that a chunk of Pina Bausch’s troupe of dancers, based in Wuppertal, Germany, were denied entry, which effectively scuttled the performances that were booked months ahead of time. A tango group in Buenos Aires told me a week or two ago that they have toured Europe 3 times recently but have been consistently denied U.S. visas, so at this point the U.S. doesn’t even figure into their performance plans. Yale says that some of the new regulations make the applicants pay when they apply, without knowing if they will even get the visa. Needless to say some individual members of many bands and troupes are refused visas, usually at the last minute, which effectively cancels the tour. The promoters in the U.S. have become loath to even book or schedule foreign acts these days, as the odds are just not in their favor. The prospect of spending money on promotion, ads and radio only to have the show cancelled by the INS when the act applies for their visas is discouraging, and financially ruinous to some small promoters — so they eventually just don’t end up taking the risk.

I had earlier suggested that this amounts to economic protectionism, but David Byrne suggests a darker agenda. He goes on to suggest this might be a deliberate ploy to keep the American public ignorant and free of foreign influence and inspiration. I personally think there’s still a very large element of plain old bureaucratic stupidity, but the end result just happens to be awfully convenient for the ideological and cultural agenda of America’s current rulers. Are the cancellations of Blackfield’s US tour and Mostly Autumn’s appearance at Rosfest collateral damage from the US right’s so-called “Culture Wars”?

And in other news, from Silkenray

Habeas Corpus is denied on the grounds that while what the government has been doing is unfair, it isn’t actually unconstitutional… and so we ready to move to England.

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