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Overated Icons

I know my musical taste is at 180 degrees to the collective groupthink of mainstream rock critics. I’m still an unrepentant fan of the much-maligned progressive rock bands of the early 70s, which is ridiculed and sneered at even by those who’ve never heard a single note of Yes, Genesis or ELP. I think most of today’s music would be vastly improved with the addition of more guitar solos (of for many bands, some guitar solos).

Consequently, I find a lot of the bands awarded iconic status to be rather overrated. None of those listed below are truly awful, down to the level of the hideous Morrissey. But the mainstream groupthink consistently rates these far above bands like Led Zeppelin or Pink Floyd, which to me is simply… wrong.

The Kinks. As far as I’m concerned, they were no more than a fair to middling band who had a few hits in the late sixties. I saw them live at the 1981 Reading festival, and found them dull and uninspiring, and wondered what all the fuss was about. But nowadays loads of dull bands seems to namecheck them. I can pretty much guarantee that any band claimed to ‘evoke the classic English songwriting of The Kinks’ is going to suck badly, and isn’t going to be worth listening to.

Roxy Music. OK, so there was some interesting stuff on their early of albums, especially when Brian Eno was still in the band. But they would have sounded better if they’d had a proper singer rather than that ridiculous poseur Ferry. Their major crime was to advance the idea that style mattered more than the actual content, which resulted in so many dreadful bands in the 1980s.

The Clash. I might have felt differently if I’d ever seen them live. But they never managed to reproduce the sound of their “ultimate high energy rock’n'roll” onto their often tinny records. And with the bloated ‘Sandanista’ album they proved that punk could outdo Yes or ELP when it came to self-indulgence. At least “Tales from Topographic Oceans” had some good music on it. If Roxy Music were the triumph of style over content, then The Clash were they triumph of attitude over content.

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Robert Plant vs. Mark E Smith

Harry thinks Robert Plant looks old and past it, and should retire gracefully.

Robert Plant appeared on BBC2′s “Later with Jools Holland” on Friday night. Plant and his band The Strange Sensation played three songs, two from the new album “Mighty Rearranger”, plus a reworking of the old Led Zep classic “When the Levee Breaks”. This didn’t sound like a washed up relic of the past to me; while Plant has abandoned the screaming vocals of the Zeppelin years (A 1969 clip of “Communication Breakdown” made an interesting comparison), he’s still in fine voice for the sort of material he’s playing nowadays, an eclectic mix of rock and ‘the exciting bits’ of world music. Certainly impressed me enough to make me buy the album.

Also on the show were ‘punk legends’, The Fall. I’m not sure if people only pretend to like the The Fall because they were championed by the high priest of unlistenably bad music, John Peel, or this was just a bad performance. They were awful. The bored-looking band robotically ground out a monotonous two-chord thrash while Mark E Smith ranted incomprehensibly into the microphone. The final song lapsed into chaos, only saved by Jools’ humour and professionalism. I don’t know whether he was really drunk, or whether he’s always like that. If anyone on that show was a shambling has-been, it was Mark E Smith.

Definitely Classic Rock 1, Punk 0

One of Harry’s commenters, Pawoodster, quoted this from Popbitch (I’ve partially excised the blue language)

Mark is the only artist in the history of the show to have a clause in his contract to state that Jools will not play f—ing boogie-woogie piano over any of his songs, or words to that effect. He also delayed filming several times by wandering in and out of shot, calling Robert Plant c—y and just generally behaving like what he is The Last Great Englishman….Robert Plant turned up in a bullit proof limo, the Fall were transported by Salford Van Hire.. oh and the Go-Team kept f—ing up much to the annoyance of all.

That popbitch quote crystallises everything that’s been wrong with the British music scene in the past 25 to 30 years.

Artists like Robert Plant are hated because they represented ‘the old guard’ back in 1975.

Unlistenable rubbish like The Fall now represents ‘the establishment’, but the pseudo-intellectual old punks can’t forgive Robert Plant for still being around in 2005.

The punk generation are as tiresome as America’s baby boomers. They think their stupid generational prejudices are eternal truths, and that the whole of history revolves around their coming-of-age.

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YAMM

Or Yet Another Music Meme.

I’ve been tagged for this Music Meme from Perverse Access Memory: Some similarities to an earlier music meme, but I’ll do it anyway.

1. Total number of records I own on CD (or vinyl or cassette):
CDs: Long time since I counted them, so I have no idea, but in the high 000s
Vinyl: About 300, all in storage at my parent’s place. There are an awful lot of classic albums I’ve still only got on LP.

2. Total volume of music files on my computer:
Very little

3. The last record I bought:
Van der Graaf Generator’s reunion album: Present

4. The last record listened to / song playing now:
Last record listened to: Porcupine Tree’s Deadwing. As I started to write this, Robert Plant and band were performing a song who’s name I didn’t catch on BBC2′s Later with Jools Holland.

5. Five records that I listen to a lot or that mean a lot to me (either singles or albums):

  • Pink Floyd: “The Wall”. First album I ever bought. Overlong, patchy, and self-indulgent in places, but still magnificent in others. And I got to see the whole thing performed live.
  • Rainbow, “Down to Earth”, or more significantly the song ‘Eyes of he World’. This wasn’t Rainbow’s best album, with some cheesy pop singles and far too much mediocre filler, but that song is still a classic. And it was hearing that song on the radio that got me into Rock
  • Blue Öyster Cult: “Some Enchanted Evening”. Their 1977 live album, with the incredible version of ‘Astronomy‘. I got into this band through a friend at university, Mark Huggett. I remember being completely blown away the first time I heard that song.
  • Twelfth Night, “Live at the Target”. This was the debut album of the relatively short-lived 80s neo-prog band, who never achieved much commercial success, but were a big influence on bands like Marillion. Significant for me because I was in the audience the night they recorded it. I’ve since been to shows by UFO, Gillan, Thin Lizzy, Marillion and Uriah Heep that ended up on live albums.
  • Mostly Autumn, “The Last Bright Light”. First time for many years I’ve been really enthused by a new band, and this one’s still my favourite album of theirs.

6. Finally, tag five people to do this meme:

Scott (again), Karen Cravens, Steve “Electric Nose” Jones, Martyn Read and Alan Monk. Not having a blog in no excuse, that’s what the comments are for!

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Ten things I’ve Never Done

The current blog meme doing the rounds, from Harry’s Place, Ten things I’ve Never Done:

  1. Owned a car
  2. Visited any country outside Western Europe or the US.
  3. Voted for any successful election candidate who hasn’t either suffered from cancer or died in office.
  4. Been able to tell the difference between Coke and Pepsi
  5. liked The Smiths or Morrissey
  6. Managed to read more than 100 pages of Robert Jordan’s “Wheel of Time”.
  7. Read anything at all of “Ulysses” or “Atlas Shrugged”
  8. Played a MMPORPG (Massively Multiplayer Online Roleplaying Game)
  9. Actually finish a model railway layout.
  10. Managed to build a Parkwood OOV “Clayhood” wagon kit that runs properly.

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Blogroll Changes

I’ve switched the blogroll on the front page from blogrolling.com to bloglines, which I’ve been using as an online RSS aggregator for quite a while. Over the past months the blogs I’ve been reading and the ones on the blogroll have been getting further and further out of synch with each other. Quite a few blogs, particularly American political ones are now gone, and there are just as many new ones.

There are a few weblogs I read that don’t have RSS feeds which are temporarily absent, notably Electric Nose and The Gline. I’m going to have to pare down the old blogrolling one to resurrect them.

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Ghosts of Games Past

A thread on DreamLyrics has got people waxing nostalgically about legendary online games of the past, both in Dreamlyrics itself, and in it’s predecessor, the CompuServe RPGAMES Forum.

My most memorable game has to be the very first online game I ever played in, HVG: Maughn Matsuoka’s Hawaiian Vacation.

The system was GURPS Cyberpunk, and Maughn put together a very detailed near-future dystopian setting, with pages and pages of background material. There was a plethora of megacorps, all detailed, and massive changes in geopolitics. The EU had fused into a single state while the US had fragmented into several smaller nations. Ebola rampaged unchecked across Africa turning the continent into Hell-on-Earth.

The pace was fast and furious, with a whole sequence of set-piece battles; the roadside rest stop attack and the ninja attack in the Frontier Hotel were particularly memorable. The latter was a real ‘so this is it we’re all going to die’ moment, much scarier than many supposedly horror games.

Despite all the fights, my character, the techie Neil Jones, wasn’t really a combat character; he spent one entire fight cowering in a ditch while bullets flew overhead. He considered mere survival to count as victory.

The climactic finale had us foiling a Russian plot to set of a load of nukes along the San Andreas fault, calculated to set off a massive tsunami which would have taken out the whole of the Pacific Rim. Nicki Jett’s scary cybered-up amazon Kiko took out a whole squad of Israeli special forces who were supposed to have been our allies! Fortunately she took out most of the Russians as well.

It’s notable as one of the few online games that actually ended, rather than suffer the usual online game fate of fizzling out.

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What’s wrong with Libertarianism

Time to annoy the samizdata.net crowd by linking to Mark Rosenfelder’s newly-revised What’s wrong with libertarianism.

Admittedly, it’s really an attack on hardcore anarcho-capitalism rather than on the entire spectrum of libertarianism thought. He explicitly excludes ‘small government conservatives’. It’s also rather focussed on American politics, even though libertoids exist in other English-speaking countries.

He does make the point that Libertarians’ claims to be “socially liberal but fiscally conservative” is a big lie.

The [american] Libertarian Party has a cute little test that purports to divide American politics into four quadrants. There’s the economic dimension (where libertarians ally with conservatives) and the social dimension (where libertarians ally with liberals).

I think the diagram is seriously misleading, because visually it gives equal importance to both dimensions. And when the rubber hits the road, libertarians almost always go with the economic dimension.

The libertarian philosopher always starts with property rights. Libertarianism arose in opposition to the New Deal, not to Prohibition.

Quite. I notice that British libertarians utterly loathe the socially-liberal Liberal Democrats, tend to back the socially-authoritarian Tories (the party of Ann Widdecombe), and have even been known to endorse crypto-fascist loons like the UKIP.

He gives some examples of the practical consequences of libertarian policies in practice, including the era of the robber-barons, Pinochet’s Chile (the fact that some libertarians are fans of someone known for attaching electrodes to the genitals of his political opponents speaks volumes about where their priorities lie), and post-Communist Russia.

I think he may be attacking some straw men in one or two places, but his characterisation of the attitudes of many Internet Libertarians seems to me to be pretty much on target.

Ultimately, my objection to libertarianism is moral. Arguing across moral gulfs is usually ineffective; but we should at least be clear about what our moral differences are.

First, the worship of the already successful and the disdain for the powerless is essentially the morality of a thug. Money and property should not be privileged above everything else– love, humanity, justice.

(And let’s not forget that lurid fascination with firepower– seen in ESR, Ron Paul, Heinlein and Van Vogt, Advocates for Self-Government’s president Sharon Harris, the Cato Institute, Lew Rockwell’s site, and the Mises Institute.)

I wish I could convince libertarians that the extremely wealthy don’t need them as their unpaid advocates. Power and wealth don’t need a cheering section; they are– by definition– not an oppressed class which needs our help. Power and wealth can take care of themselves. It’s the poor and the defenseless who need aid and advocates.

His next point puts the boot in, but does seem an apt description of many of the trolls I run into on assorted Internet fora:

Second, it’s the philosophy of a snotty teen, someone who’s read too much Heinlein, absorbed the sordid notion that an intellectual elite should rule the subhuman masses, and convinced himself that reading a few bad novels qualifies him as a member of the elite.

Read the whole thing, as the saying goes.

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St Pancras Day

Today, May 12th, is St Pancras Day. Very little is known about St Pancras, except for the fact that it’s probable that he actually existed, which is more than can be said for some of the more dubious Irish saints.

His main claim to fame nowadays is because the the Midland Railway chose the Parish of St Pancras as location of the terminus of their London extension. In the sixties and seventies, the station was always associated with the Derby built class 45 locomotives, known by enthusiasts as the Peaks. These 138 ton behemoths with their massive 8-axle plate frame bogies were typical of the first generation of BR diesel power.

So to celebrate the Feast Day of St Pancras, my ostensibly Swiss layout of Wöminsee is visited by a couple of N-gauge models of the class

45107 visits Wominsee


43053 visits Wominsee

Both models are Ian Stoate Models resin mouldings on Graham Farish class 40 chassis. They’re actually slightly overlength (the 40s were longer than the 45s). Unfortunately the sixteen axle 1-Co-Co-1s balk at the 9″ radius curves that my Swiss Bo-Bo-Bos take in their stride, so sadly these locos are for display at present. My next British layout will have to have gentler curves!

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The Perils of Political Blogging

Matt Sellwood has discovered the perils of speaking your mind when you’re directly involved in electoral politics.

First off, I should apologise for being out of the blogging business for almost a full month. Unfortunately, as those of you who live in Oxford East will have seen, the Liberal Democrats rather took advantage of my open approach to posting my views and thoughts on the Internet and splashed a ‘loose quotation’ from me all over their election literature. It was a sad lesson for me in the dangers that elected politicians face in trying to engage in open discussion – and I took the decision not to post anything until after May 5th, just in case the Lib Dems were lurking to selectively quote me again!

Can’t trust those geography teachers, can you?

I think we’re going to be seeing a lot more blogs by candidates, councillors and MPs in the future. What values will prevail in the collision between the honest and informal style of blogging and the current political culture of spin and image?

We’re also reached the stage nowadays where a lot of aspiring politicians might have been usenet posters; how many campaigns will be sunk because of some comment posted to the net while drunk at 1am in the morning fifteen years ago?

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With enemies like these

Nice to see the party I voted for get so completely up the nose of Samizdata.net’s David Carr:

No, sorry I cannot find anything charitable to say about them at all. This creepy collection of local government officers, geography teachers and assorted smelly cranks combine the hungry opportunism of a trap-door spider with the prim, bossy condescension of an Edwardian school ma’am, only without the good looks of the former or the moral fibre of the latter.

When a party makes mortal enemies of the people who want to return to nineteenth-century robber-baron capitalism accompanied by heavily-armed armed vigilantes, they must be doing something right!

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