Author Archives: Tim Hall

Sad news

My local Member of Parliament Patsy Calton, who I voted for earlier this month, has died. As reported by the BBC

Ms Calton won her seat with a majority of about 4,000 despite defeated Conservative MP Stephen Day trying to win it back.

She was unable to attend the count at Stockport Town Hall due to cancer treatment.

Liberal Democrats president Simon Hughes said: “This is a real tragedy, Patsy I’ve known for many years.

“I was born in the seat she came to represent, she had lived there for many years with her family.

“She became not just the MP for Cheadle… but she became a true community MP.

“In her last days, fighting against cancer, she refused to give in, she said ‘other people have to fight, I’m not going to give in just because I’m a politician’.”

He said there was “no greater recent model of political courage” than Ms Calton.

I knew she was seriously ill, even before the election. But her death still comes as a shock. I’ve only lived in Cheadle for a couple of years, but I gather she’d established a reputation as a very good constituency MP, who will be hard to replace.

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Dapol’s 66

There’s an awful lot of whining on the ngauge and ngauge-modern mailing lists from people who ought to know better, complaining that Dapol are doing a class 66 locomotive instead of [insert class here]. One person is even claiming that it will be a ‘financial disaster’ for Dapol to go head-to-head with Bachmann’s own long-promised model.

For those whining “Why couldn’t it have been a 59 or a 58 or a 56″, all I can say is “When was the last time you travelled anywhere by train, or went anywhere near a railway line?”. 66s are everywhere. The odds are, if you see a freight train, it will have one of these locomotives on the front. They are now the second most numerous main line British diesel of all time, after the class 47. They’re going to be the backbone of freight haulage for the forseeable future.

66020 at Loughborough 28-May-05

The class is really the meat and potatoes locomotive of the present-day scheme. Other classes like 60s or 67s are just gravy. Unless you want a purely passenger line with a fleet of nothing but units, you cannot build a convincing contemporary layout set anywhere in the country without at least one 66. They run everywhere from Penzance in Cornwall, to Georgemas Junction in the far north of Scotland.

In my opinion, Dapol made a serious marketing blunder with their first non-steam model. The 73 is a ‘niche’ prototype with limited geographical appeal, and they compounded the error by choosing what must have been the least popular liveries for the initial release. Hardly surprising the initial sales have been disappointing. With the 66, it seems that Dapol have learned from their earlier mistakes, and it deserves to sell well.

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Go Dapol!

Dapol dropped a bombshell at the N Gauge Society AGM with the news of their next models for this year:

  • Class 66 locomotive
  • Dogfish ballast hopper
  • Six wheel milk tanker

Future plans include a class 150 DMU, which will be a very useful model provided it has nothing to do with their horrible OO model from a few years back.

There has been a lot of criticism on the Ngauge mailing list for their decision for do a class 66, on the grounds that Bachmann had announced one. But the critics ignore one obvious fact! Bachmann have been promising a 66 for years now, with no release in sight. Bachmann have announced all sorts of things, with release dates put back so many times that nobody takes them seriously any more. Some have even suggested the announce things as ‘spoilers’, to discourage rivals. Following on from Peco with the HAA coal hopper, Dapol have decided to call their bluff. Good on Dapol! Perhaps this will prompt Bachmann to get their finger out. The prototype 66 is in service with several operators with a combined fleet approaching 400. It’s the essential model for anyone wanting to model the contemporary British scene.

If someone had asked me for the ideal wagons for Dapol to produce, I would have suggested the Dogfish and the milk tanker! Both are very long-lived prototypes with a wide geographical spread, sellable to both diesel fans and boiler bunnies. Both tended to run in block rakes. Any British layout set from 1948 through to about 2000 could make use of a rake of a dozen or so Dogfish. Although there is an etched brass kit available, they’re a pig to build, and way beyond my ability to produce an acceptable model from. Any many layouts set from the 1930s to the 1980s can find a home for a milk tank or six, especially those much loved west country branches.

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End of an Era

As reported by the BBC, South West trains have run the last Mk1 train out of Waterloo. The venerable 4-VEP and 4-CIG units have been a feature of south London commuter lines for something like 40 years. North of the Thames, and in the regions, slam door commuter stock has been history for a while, although the even more venerable class 101 DMUs lasted a good while on Manchester commuter services.

You haven’t missed your last chance to ride one; not only do Southern still have a few trains left in service out of Victoria, but SWT still retain a couple of units for the Brockenhurst to Lymington shuttle in Dorset.

These trains were a daily feature of my life for several years when I commuted to Virginia Water in Surrey, with the English Electric motors howling up the grade from Egham.

At least one unit really needs to be preserved, preferably in main line working order. These trains are every bit as iconic as any much-preserved class of locomotive.

Graham Eccles, SWT chairman and managing director wins the Donald Rumsfeld gobbledegook award with this quote:
“Although they have passed their sell-by date, they don’t owe anybody a living.”

Quite what that’s supposed to mean is an unknown unknown.

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The World of Kalyr

Unlike those people who start new RPG campaigns every six months or so, I’ve been using the same setting for almost all the games I’ve run for the past fifteen years or so, including the eight years old PBeM, the face-to-face game I ran for about five years before that, and the convention one-shots I’ve run in the last couple of years. Even after all this time, the setting is still evolving; you get a lot of depth after all that time.

The Kalyr Wiki has been around for quite a while. Originally it merely duplicated all my existing static web pages, but more recently I’ve added some new stuff. The latest entries cover Political Systems and Crime and Punishment. Food and Drink and Family Life and Customs, howerver consist only of a few sketchy ideas.

The great think about a Wiki is that other people can contribute and add ideas. I’d appreciate comments or further ideas, especially for the entries above.

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Highly Wierd Comparisons

Steve Jones‘s commented on my previous posting, comparing Ken Hite‘s subjective film review with the factually inaccurate ‘OK at normal viewing distances’ nonsense you get in product reviews in model railway magazines.

He got me thinking, and my mind started making connections between apparently unconnected things, especially the comparisons between my two hobbies, RPGs and model railways. Is the misshapen Farish class 56 equivalent to the broken dice mechanic of Deadlands. Do E Gary Gygax and Cyril Freezer occupy equivalent positions in the two respective hobbies, very influential in the founding years, but now rather stuck in the past? How much does the clunky class-and-level mechanics of D&D parallel the steamroller wheels and tension lock couplings of ready-to-run OO gauge?

Or am I talking complete rubbish?

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You know you’ve been playing too much GURPS when..

You review Star Wars Episode III, and come up with lines like this

But Lucas doesn’t care about his script, under which gelid wodge of pork fat he immures the cast, especially Natalie Portman. They suffer like the damned frozen beneath Cocytus, mouthing clunking, mud-brick dialogue — “wooden” dialogue is several TLs above this stuff

I actually went to my local multiplex on the opening night to see a different film (Hitchhikers’ Guide to the Galaxy) which I really ought to have reviewed by now. I wondered why there were people dressed as Jar-Jar Binks wandering around.

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The Decline and Fall of Blogcritics

Anyone wanting evidence that Blogcritics is still circling the drain only needs to read this posting. It’s by someone from the nasty end of the religious right. If you can stomach it, read his other postings on the site; they’re all pretty unpleasant stuff.

Blogcritics still advertises itself as “A sinister cabal of superior bloggers on music, books, film, popular culture, technology, and politics”.

It is patently obvious that such a statement is no longer true. Blogcritics, once a fine music and culture site, is now becoming nothing more than soapbox for crude rightwing rants, and any claims about “superior bloggers” are nonsense. Many recent postings would be embarrassing as trolls in the comments. But Eric Olsen has seen fit to recruit these blowhards as actual contributors to the site.

It’s not just a one-off incident. Every week there seem to be three or four new posters, and they’re nearly all from the brownshirt end of the political spectrum. Many of these postings are little more than badly-written boilerplate rants, and each new member seems to go just a little bit further than the one before, constantly ratcheting up the level of violently intolerant rhetoric.

I know the Blogosphere skews heavily to the right. Unfortunately the line between the mainstream right and what many would call the ‘brownshirt right’ is getting increasingly blurred. Nowadays too many rightwing bloggers are quite comfortable with the sorts of opinions that used to be unacceptable in polite company. And Blogcritics in increasingly resembing the worst of it,

Put a fork in Blogcritics. It’s over. This feels as bad as the time when Compu$erve turned the RPGAMES forum into a porn site. It used to be a great site once, otherwise I wouldn’t care.

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RSS question for you

Patrick Crozier wants blogs with RSS feeds to include the full text of the blog posting rather than just an extract, so the entire posting can be read through an RSS aggregator such as Bloglines. He makes the valid point that it makes postings easier to read if you don’t have to click on a link to get the full posting. It’s even more useful for some people who use RSS aggregators to slurp stuff up which they then read offline on the train or bus on the way to work.

Some commenters make the equally valid point that bloggers like to know their traffic, and want to make visitors actually click through onto their site; this would be very important for a site that’s dependant on advertising. Boing Boing has suffered from this, and now includes text ads in the RSS feed.

This blog is currently one of those that only displays the short extract, largely because I use the default template that came with Moveable Type. What’s the consensus of the three people and the cat who read this blog? Are you happy with the things as they are, or would you prefer the whole post in RSS? Or perhaps I should make the extracts longer, perhaps 50 words rather then 20?

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Even the wingnuts get it

At last some people on the right are beginning to realise that the stories of torture and abuse in Abu Ghraib, Guantanamo Bay and Bagram can’t be dismissed as ‘a few rotten apples’ or ‘lies and smears by the liberal media’

Perry de Haviland of Samizdata.net says:

The Taliban is history and Al Qaeda is a mere shadow of its former self, so the question is why are US (and UK) forces still in effective control of Afghanistan? The latest example of appalling behaviour by US interrogators (who appear to have tortured a taxi cab driver to death at Bagram for being in the wrong place at the wrong time) is starting to turn local opinion against the over-mightly US presence. Not only do the people responsible need to be suitably called to account a good way up the chain of command, clearly there are some serious institutional problems in sections of the US military that need to be stamped on pretty harshly.

I’ve always believe the memetic war (the battle of ideas) is far more important than the actual shooting war. If we can’t win over the hearts and minds of ordinary people in Afganistan, Iraq and other parts of the middle east, we cannot win by any means short of total war. Torturing innocent people to death, setting attack dogs on naked prisoners, or desecrating Korans are not the way to promote western values of democracy, freedom and individual rights. No matter how cathartic it might be to some idiotic middle Americans.

Personally I think the buck goes as far up the chain of command as Donald Rumsfeld himself. He’s a classic rightwing alpha-geek, which is why so many rightwing geeks worship him. He may well be a tactical genius, seeing battles as a gigantic board game. But like a lot of geeks, he’s socially clueless. He’s got no idea about winning over hearts and minds. He can’t see why the prisoner abuses will lose the war if they go on unchecked. He sees combatants as cardboard game tokens rather than flesh-and-blood people. He needs to go.

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