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Not Ronry at All?

“J Nelson Kwango” of the KFA Forum is rangly.

Comrades!

I am terrored! A film has just arrived on the markets of Cameroon, this film the American Police Team or some name that is similar. My nephew, purchased this and asked me to watch because he said is had something to do with DPRK. The shock I see! The general, beloved general, Kim Jong Il is a puppet character in this film and speaking the most offending things! He swears in English, kills his interpreter, and turns into a small insect at the end. They make the Dear Leader to be evil man, and lonely man. They find risible the undying love of the Korean people? They think the leadership of DPRK and the revolution is a joke? Forgive me for saying but makers of this film are bastard people! I denounce them and curse them! Bastard people!

Can we not complain to someone about such slander? Why has not the KCNA denounced this piece of capitalist propaganda? To think that they make light of the general and debase his greatness!

Some of the followup comments are well worth reading too. Nowadays it’s getting harder and harder to tell what’s parody and what isn’t. (Link from Samizdata)

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Upcoming gigs

If you live outside London, decent rock gigs are like buses. Nothing for ages, and then a whole load turn up at once. So it’s looking like a truly progtastic late November/early November in Manchester.

I’d already got my ticket for Marillion, but now I’ve got myself tickets for The Mars Volta and Van der Graaf Generator. There’s also Mostly Autumn in Crewe in December. And coming up this week is the goth-metal of Paradise Lost.

I’m wondering about the Asia/Uriah Heep double bill, and also Porcupine Tree, both shows around the same time. But I’ve seen all three bands in the past year, and I’m not sure that I could cope with five gigs in two weeks! (And none of them on Friday or Saturday nights either!)

The Warley model railway exhibition at the NEC falls in the middle of that lot as well.

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Crewe: The Gathering

Last weekend Crewe Works hosted an event called “The Gathering”.

More than sixty preserved locomotives were present, brought in from all over the country, representing steam, diesel and electric. Star attendees included The Flying Scotsman, a pair of Stanier pacifics, “Olten Hall” still in Hogwarts livery (which was giving rides), a Woodhead line EM2 and the sole surviving Metrovick Co-Bo, which was displayed suspended from the workshop’s overhead crane. The representative of the group restoring this veteran told me that getting it’s first bogie lift for 40 years was the condition of it’s attendance.

One fenced off corner contained crash-damaged rolling stock, including the burned-out class 143 railbus which caught fire near Bristol a few months back, fortunately without fatalities. Rather more disturbing was the misshapen carraige covered in tarpaulins, which I realised must have been the wrecked restraunt car from the Hatfield derailment four years ago.

I didn’t take many photographs of the day, partly because the weather was dull for much of the day, and partly because my camera batteries ran out shortly after it did brighten up.

Western Fusilier at Crewe

It makes me feel old to realise that this locomotive has now been a museum piece for 28 years. I remember waiting at Slough on a cold February morning way back in 1977 to see the passing of the last “Western”, an enthusiast special hauled by this very locomotive, D1023 “Western Fusilier”. The Warship class locomotive on the right has been preserved even longer, since 1972.

Duke of Gloucester at Crewe

Star “Kettle” was the unique No 71000 “Duke of Gloucester”. It’s BR career was even shorter than that of the Warships, lasting just eight years from 1954 to 1962. It then spent as many years languising in Barry scrapyard in south Wales, before being preserved and restored to main line working order.

Trio at Crewe

Believe it or not, all three of these locomotives are now preserved. The A4 Pacific “Union of South Africa” was preserved when the two electrics in the foreground were built.

Scammell Scarab at Crewe

There was also a small display for road vehicles, including a couple of Scammell Mechanical Horses. These strange-looking vehicles with three-wheeled tractor units used to be a common sight around railway goods depots.

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The Ashes

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Commiserations to Norm and Michael Jennings.

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Opeth – Ghost Reveries

Sweden’s Opeth are a band of contrasts. Half their music is extreme death metal, all piledriver riffs and growling ‘Cookie Monster’ vocals. But the other half is mellow progressive rock influenced by the likes of Pink Floyd and Camel.

The band’s two previous albums, “Deliverance” and “Damnation” sounded like the work of two completely different bands. Actually recorded together, though released several months apart, “Deliverance” was uncompromisingly heavy, while “Damnation” showed the band’s lighter side, all ‘clean’ vocals, plenty of Mellotron, and not a powerchord in sight.

“Ghost Reveries” takes the approach of the earlier “Blackwater Park” and mixes the contrasting styles on one album, and in many cases even combines them within individual songs. It actually works quite well; one moment there will be mountainous riffs or complex heavy guitar passages topped with growling death vocals, then it will drop away to a quiet acoustic section with clean vocals or a bluesy solo.

They’ve expanded to a five-piece with the addition of keyboard player Per Wiberg, who plays a lot of Mellotron, as well as electric piano and organ. No cheesy synths here! His playing is mainly adding atmospheres and textures rather than widdly soloing, but he certainly adds a new dimension to their sound.

Overall, a good album, though I would have preferred a bit less of the Cookie Monster. In one or two places Mikael Akerfeldt sings clean vocals on heavier sections; those work well, and I wish he’s done more of the vocals like that.

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Bachmann’s Super BG

One of the first completely new items of rolling stock produced by Bachmann since taking over the old Graham Farish range has now been in the shops for a while, the so-called “Super BG”.

CJM 67 + Bachmann Super BGs

The prototype for this model is the 1990s conversion of Mk1 full brakes with roller-shutter doors for use on mail traffic. They were relatively short lived, due to EWS losing the Royal Mail contract.

Bachmann’s new product, while still a long way behind the standard of continental or American models, is a step forward from what has gone before; with finer detailed underframes, well reproduced bodyside detailing, and a good semi-matt finish with well-printed lettering. Speaking of lettering, there are four different variants available, representing different branding they’ve had over the years; the Rail Express Systems version with the blue flashes (the leading vehicle) comes with or without Royal Mail logos, and the debranded post-privatisation version comes with or without the EWS “Three Beasties” logo.

The two biggest faults are a lack of weight which increases the risk of derailment, and the excessive gap between the coaches. The close-coupling mechanisms of all major continental makes, which still go round 8″ radius curves, isn’t rocket science nowadays, and I’d like to see Bachmann do the same on British stock.

They make a nice complement for my CJM class 67, and an 8 car rake in full cry is an impressive sight. Not that they ever ran in Switzerland, though.

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Dream Theater – Octavarium

Octovarium is the New Jersey progressive metal band’s eighth release. Although I’d been a fan since hearing 1994′s “Awake”, I’ve had trouble getting into the last couple of releases. I’ve come to the reluctant conclusion that the band had peaked with 1999′s magnificent concept album “Scenes From a Memory”, and it was all downhill from there.

Octovarium, though, is a significant improvement on it’s rather mediocre predecessor, 2003′s “Train of Though”. The complex, widdly, and sometimes self-indulgent instrumental sections are still very much present, but this time it appears in the context of some actual songs.

They’ve been accused of ripping off Muse in one or two places; I can’t hear that much of a resemblance myself. Saying that, the piano-led ballad “The Answer Lies Within” skirts the edge of Coldplay territory, and “I Walk Beside You” sounds more like U2 than U2, with James Labrie doing an uncanny impersonation of Bono. The rest of the album is much better; songs like “These Walls” and “Sacrificed Sons” typify the sort of epic progressive rock that made the band’s name in the first place, while opener “Root of All Evil” and “Panic Attack” show the darker and more metallic side of their music. The awesome musicianship is evident all the way through; although DT might not be the best progressive rock band in the world, they’re certainly the band with the best chops.

The album closes with the sort of 24 minute monster that only a prog band would attempt. The quiet opening section does sound a little too much like “Shine on You Crazy Diamond” for it’s own good, but it develops into a well-structured epic. There’s a frenetic instrumental passage, not so much a solo as all four instrumentalists going at it hammer-and-tongs with intertwining guitar, bass and keyboard lines. Finally the song ends with a majestic orchestral climax.

Overall verdict; not their best, but far from their worst. They may have peaked, but there’s plenty of music left in them, though it’s one of those albums you need to spin many times before you can fully appreciate it.

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Kalyr RPG progress

I’m slowly getting somewhere with the Kalyr RPG. Parts of it are almost ready for playtesting. Other parts still need to be written, of course.

The character generation chapter is taking shape, and it’s proving hard work. I’m starting to wonder if I’m making my template-driven system more complicated than I need it to be. I’m going to present subjective character generation as an alternative, and I bet most hardcode Fudge players will probably just use that. I’ve had to retool many of the templates when I started ‘unit testing’, and realised that my sample characters were coming out with too few skills. I’ve now upped the number of skills in each template, so starting character will have 32-38 skill levels rather than the original 26-30. Of course, I’m now wondering if all my Talents will still make sense, or whether some will need to be merged because I can’t think of eight related skills.

On the other hand, I’m getting some positive feedback on the Fudge mailing list to my proposed way of handling faults.

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Bubbles!

Dave “Blimp” Jones of N-Thusiast Resprays have put some pictures of his new class 121 “Bubble Car” railcar online.

NTR bubble car

Like earlier kits of his, the body is cast in resin. I have to say it’s an improvement on his earlier class 22 diesel, but I’ll reserve judgement until I see a fully painted and finished model in the flesh. It’s promised for December’s Warley exhibition.

NTR bubble chassis

The chassis uses Lifelike motor and bogies. I’ll be interested to see how robust and reliable it proves in operation. I don’t know whether it’s cast in resin or metal; if it’s resin it looks a bit on the fragile side.

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Friday Cat Blogging

Just because I don’t have a cat doesn’t mean I can’t do cat blogging. I shot these two on my trip last month to Switzerland, in both cases while I had time to kill waiting for train connections. I didn’t manage to identify the name of either cat, but both are believed to be of class Ca4/4i

Swiss Cat

I spotted this fellow sitting in a front garden towards the end of a baking hot afternoon in Capolago in the Ticino. I had been up the Monte Generoso rack railway to escape from the heat, and had half an hour’s wait for the local train back to Lugano.

Swiss Cat

This cat resides in the restaurant opposite the station in Glovelier. It’s demonstrating the irrational feline desire to get onto or inside anything strange and new, in this case my camera bag.

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