Author Archives: Tim Hall

An Evil Idea

I’m getting sick of comment spammers.

I’ve had the idea of whipping up a PERL script to throw up a page of spoof mailto links, all containing fake email addresses, but using domains taken from my MT-blacklist banned domains list (purged of ones like niu.edu and wikipedia.org). I’ll put an invisible link to each page, make sure my robots.txt tells legitimate spiders to keep out, and wait for address-harvesting bots to slurp up the addresses.

I like the idea of using spammers to spam other spammers.

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Grrrrr

The comment spammers are now spamming me with the URLs of www.wikipedia.org and www.niu.edu. I can only assume this is a crude attempt to degrade the usefulness of MT-Blacklist by filling people’s blacklists with legitimate sites.

Remind me to remove those two URLs from my blacklist as once they stop appearing in my rejection logs.

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Guided Busways? No Way!

AMG of Live from the Third Rail links to a very silly article in Rupert Murdoch’s Times. It starts with this risible line:

Tracks on branch railway lines are to be torn up and replaced with concrete channels, under plans to attract people out of cars by replacing trains with buses.

Needless to say, AMG gives it the fisking it deserves.

Guided busways are one of those silly technologies that gets periodically trundled out by those people who entertain fantasies of concreting over the whole of the nation’s railway network. These people always seem to originate from the lunatic fringe of libertarianism. It reality, guided busways are a cheap and nasty substitute for light rail that has all the disadvantages of buses and trains, and none of the advantages of either. I wish I knew where that sort of visceral hatred of steel rails comes from. Is it just an extension of popular distain for train spotters?

The Times ridiculous article suggests than many miles of branch lines up and down the country are about to be replaced with this useless system. But nowhere does it say there’s any specific proposal for this. It mentions the Dunstanble and Cambridge-St Ives-Huntingdon proposals, both of which are on lines disused for some time, and have been talked about for years. Nothing ever came of the Dunstable scheme, and the St Ives plan has met serious opposition from those who want a rail-based solution, such as Cast Iron.

The only worrying one is the Bristol to Severn Beach line, on which there’s supposed to be a “study”. There’s no mention of the results of this study; hopefully it will prove such a scheme is impractical. I note that the last few miles of the Severn Beach line share the main line tracks into Bristol with main line trains. The guided buses won’t be able to do this, and therefore will have to negotiate Bristol’s congested roads into the city centre.

The financial black hole in the railway network is real, and things do need to be done to make things more efficient. I’m sure there are economies which can be made. I’d favour Swiss style light rail for many self-contained rural line, with modern lightweight railcars specifically designed for such routes, and independent local management who will be in a better position than some faraway bureaucrat to determine the needs of the local customers.

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Kalyr RPG Progress, 9/10/05

I’m currently working on the game mechanics chapter, which will (probably) be chapter three. I wrongly assumed this would be easy to write, because it would just be a cut-and-paste job from the Fudge SRD. I was wrong.

As well as deciding which of the myriad combat options I wanted to use and cutting out the ones I don’t, I also had to make sure I’m using consistent skill names compared with the existing character generation chapter. And then there were all those examples. Every one needs to be at least partially rewritten to be about Kalyran characters and situations rather than the varied genres in the Fudge examples. No Old West or Robin of Sherwood allowed! For the first draft I’m using player characters from the online games, and one or two actual situations that have come up in play.

It seems that editing is as much effort as actual writing.

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5th of the 23rd

Another meme, from Norm

Directions:
1. Go into your archive.
2. Find your 23rd post (or closest to).
3. Find the fifth sentence (or closest to).
4. Post the text of the sentence in your blog along with these instructions.

This takes me right back to 2002, and gives the final line, “And they got them!”, from this post. So much for English teachers insisting that you should never begin a sentence with a conjunction. It will be split infinitives next!

Appropriately for a meme from a cricket fan, it’s one of the very rare sporting posts on this blog, about the finale of the England vs. Sri Lanka Test Match. Norm will be horrified to learn that I have no recollection whatsoever of that match three years later.

I’ll pass the baton to anyone reading this who wants to pick it up.

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Playlist 7/9/05

What’s been OMS for the past week or so.

Leaves Eyes – Vinland Saga
I picked up this album after seeing them supporting Paradise Lost. It’s an excellent example of symphonic Euro metal, even if Liv Kristine Espenæs Krull’s operatic soprano vocals are possibly an acquired taste. It’s a concept album about Vikings, and the lyrics and music certainly evoke images of longships and horned helmets. There’s an equal mix of power metal and keyboard-driven ballads, including some atmospheric material sung in Norwegian. I can definitely recommend this album.

Octavia Sperati – Winter Enclosure
Norwegian six-piece Octavia were Paradise Lost’s other support band. Unfortunately this album is a bit of a dud. The overall sound is a mix of melodic goth rock and metal, vaguely reminiscent of Poland’s Closterkeller, but it suffers from a serious lack of memorable songs. Silge’s vocals are too often buried in the mix, and the instrumentation rarely rises above the mediocre. If you like this kind of music, there’s a lot of better stuff in this style around.

Paradise Lost – Believe in Nothing
This is not Paradise Lost’s best album, marking the point were it seems they couldn’t make up their mind whether they wanted to be Depeche Mode or Black Sabbath. Suffers from a lack of good songs as well as a lack of direction, and was weaker than it’s predecessors. I’m told their two more recent albums are better, but I have yet to hear them.

Porcupine Tree – In Absentia
This is one of my favourite PT albums, in that it includes just about every element of PT’s diverse sound on one disk. There’s the Led Zeppelin riffs of “Blackest Eyes”, the melodic atmospherics of “Trains” and “The Sound Of Muzak”, and the haunting melancholy of “Heatattack In A Layby”. This is a good place to start if you want to check the band out.

Blackmore’s Night – Shadow of the Moon
A while since I’d spun this disk, and I’d forgotten how good it was; far stronger than later releases. BN’s renaissance/new age/soft rock melange can be cheesy and twee in places, ‘a high Camembert factor’ as HippyDave has said. But on this first album the good material outweighs the bad. Blackmore’s guitar work is a reminder of why I liked his music in the first place.

Uriah Heep – Salisbury
The Mighty Heep’s second album, recorded all of 35 years ago. Naturally the production and some of the arrangements sound a little dated, but the singles Bird of Prey (with the famous ‘Norwegian Fjord vocals’) and the acoustic chant ‘Lady in Black’ still feature in the live set. Highlight has to be the 17 minute neo-classical title track, with Ken Hensley’s Hammond organ duelling with brass and woodwind sections.

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The Gap Is Too Wide

Yesterday I bought some of the new Bachmann-Farish Mk1 coaches, with the correct-pattern B1 bogies. They look good, event though all the detail on the BSK is printed on a flush clear shell. This may be shades of the ‘Super Detail’ Hornby Dublo Mk1s of the 1950s, but this is half the size, and fits the impressionistic style of N gauge.

They look good, that is, until you couple two of them together.

Mind the Gap, Farish-style

You could drive a bus through that gap! Anyone wanting to get to the buffet car would need to be an Olympic long-jumper. The Super BGs with B4 bogies were bad enough, but this is worse. It’s a step back into the dark ages. My 1960s Lone Star 000 stock was as close coupled as that.

Mind the Gap, Roco-style

It doesn’t have to be like this. These Roco SNCB Eurofimas show what can be done, and they’re considerably longer vehicles. And their close coupling mechanism means they’ll still go round 8″ radius curves.

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Paradise Lost, Manchester, 28-Sep-2005

Last Wednesday I went to Manchester Academy 3 to see Paradise Lost, one of the major influnces for my ficticious Ümläüt. Perhaps buying several albums and going to see the band live is a bit OTT for research for an RPG character, but I do quite their music…

There were two support bands. First up, Leaves Eyes, another of the currently fashionable subgenre of female-fronted metal bands following in the wake of the likes of Finland’s Nightwish and Italy’s Lacuna Coil. They play what I would describe as Viking-flavoured Euro-metal. Liv Kristine Espenæs Krull’s soprano vocals give them a distinctive sound, and she’s very much the visual focus of the band on stage. The twin guitars of Thorsten Bauer and Dr Who lookalike Mathias Röderer gave them a heavy sound in places, although some of their songs relied on programmed orchestral keyboards from Alexander Krull, who spent most of the set in the wings, and only appears to sing vocals on a couple of guitar-driven songs. They played an enthusiastic and entertaining short set. I think we’ll hear more of this band.

Second support, the Norwegian (almost) all-girl band Octavia weren’t quite as good. Technical problems delayed the start of their set. Darker and more gothy than Leaves Eyes, they didn’t seem quite as tight, and their songs weren’t as memorable. On the other hand, they appeared to be extremely young (one or two of them looked about seventeen), so maybe there will better music from them in the future.

I didn’t quite know what to expect from Paradise Lost. They’d established a reputations as leaders of the “Northern Doom” scene of goth-metal, culminating in the excellent “Draconian Times” album. Then they kept changing their sound, delving into electronica, and found their fan base began evaporating. More recently they’ve returned to their metal roots, although I had yet to hear their latest album.

Paradise Lost opened with “Like a Fever” from Draconian Times, a statement of intent. We were treated to a little over an hour of dark and atmospheric metal. They played a token song, So Much Is Lost from the Depeche Mode like “Host”, some excellent goth rock numbers from the “One Second” album, and some oldies like “As I Die”, which vocalist Nick Holmes sang ‘clean’ rather than in the cookie-monster style of the original recording. One of the high spots was “Hallowed Ground”, one of their heaviest songs, with Gregor Mackintosh’s simple but devastatingly effective solo (yes I know it’s just a series of rising arpeggios and a wah-wah pedal, but it works!). Interesting moment on the final encore, “Just Say Words”, where the opening piano figure got a bigger reaction from the audience than the Nick Holmes’ announcement of the songs. He reckoned the audience was slow on the uptake; but it proved that I wasn’t the only person who recognised the intro but couldn’t remember what the song was called.

Overall, a good show, well worth braving a wet Wednesday evening, even if they didn’t attempt to summon Great Cthulhu.

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OMS

What I’ve been listening to over the last couple of days. Unlike the iPod generation with their song-based playlists, I’m a still luddite who listens to albums all the way through

After Crying – De Profundis
Prog-rock sung entirely in Hungarian. There’s as much violin and brass as guitar, resulting in something closer to orchestral chamber music that to rock’n'roll. Hauntingly beautiful in places, and quite unlike anything else in my record collection.

Ayreon – The Human Equation
Multi-instrumentalist Arjen Lucassen’s most recent rock opera concept album, featuring (as usual) a whole host of guest performers. This one has Ken Hensley of Uriah Heep fame, and vocals by Mostly Autumn’s Heather Findlay, Dream Theater’s James Labrie, and Opeth’s Mikael Åkerfeldt, among others. Like a lot of Ayreon’s work, it’s a bit patchy, but best bits shine.

Renaissance – Novella
I picked up this album because I’ve heard it said that Mostly Autumn sounded like them. I have no idea whether or not it’s one of their best or not, it was the only album of theirs I could find. I’m afraid I have never really been able to get into this one. I’d be interested to hear from Renaissance fans who might either confirm that Renaissance are not for me, or point me towards other more accessible albums of theirs.

King Crimson – The Power to Believe
KC’s most recent work, a good listen even if parts of it are a something of a retread of parts of Larks Tongues in Aspic and Starless and Bible Black given a modern production job.

Savatage – Dead Winter Dead
Savatage are another band into pomp-metal rock operas. The plot is about a love story during the Bosnian war. The music is pretty good power metal with classical flourishes, especially the multi-part counterpoint harmonies in the middle section of ‘One Child’, something I’ve never heard any other metal band attempt.

Rainbow – Long Live Rock and Roll
Third and (possibly) weakest of the three Rainbow albums with Ronnie Dio. By now Blackmore was moving in the more commercial direction that ultimately let to Dio’s replacement by pop singer Graham Bonnet. This album suffers from a couple of filler tracks, and too much lazy and lacklustre guitar playing. Still, the dark epic Gates of Babylon makes up for it. The medieval style “Rainbow Eyes” gives an early foretaste of what Blackmore would be doing a decade and a half later.

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The return of Ümläüt

After too long a hiatus, everyone’s favourite goth-metal band are back on stage

Karl gives Steve the “You are going to announce this song to the audience and tell them what the hell it’s supposed be about” look. Not that any explaination has ever made sense, with all those Martian words…

The audience has been slow tonight. People seemed to want to dance rather than listen, which means they did get to play the acoustic ballad “When the Madness Came to Stay”, as well one or two songs in strange time signatures that it’s impossible to dance to.

The song begins with a long instrumental intro, with Karl playing an orchestral wash of keyboards while Ravila plays some very spooky electric violin. Then they switch instruments as the rhythm section cuts in, with Ravila taking over the keyboards and Karl playing that dark and menacing guitar riff, evoking primordial Things Man Was Not Meant To Know.

After two minutes, the band reach the point where the vocals come in. Steve starts singing, building up intensity bit by bit, at first what he is saying not audible, and then becoming moreso.

All the while, the master of the stretched-skin percussion let his sticks do the talking, providing the rhythm for Karl and Steve to wield their musical magic…

Karl puts the nightmares about squid to the back of his mind, and concentrates on the music. His instrumental break turned out to be one of those solos, unrecognisably different from the solo he played in this song the night before, or the version on the album.

He played, possibly literally, like a man possessed.

Karl didn’t so much play the guitar, as form a living conduit for the music to flow, seemingly from somewhere else. The notes and phrases sounded unlike any other guitar player on earth. Not quite the blues-based scales of Eric Clapton. Not quite the neo-classical shredding on Yngwie Malmsteen. Not quite the abrasive style of Robert Fripp. Bits of all of them, perhaps. But there was more.

Is sounded like it came from another dimension. Was it from Heaven or from Hell?

Or from somewhere else entirely?

He winds down to a hypnotically repetitive figure behind Steve’s vocals for the call and response chanting section.

Steve grins as he moves forward. This part… was fun.

Very much fun.

His voice sounds like it belongs to something out of a nightmare, the words as if they were being ripped from an unwilling throat. .

Ph’nglui Mglw’nfah Cthulhu R’lyeh Wgah’nagl Fhtagn
Iä! Iä! Cthulhu Fthagn!

This time Karl doesn’t break into the old Black Sabbath riff he started playing the night before. Instead turns the reverb all the way up to Eleven as he repeats the previous four-note figure again and again. With Ravila playing a subtly different four-note figure equally reverbed electric violin, there’s a hypnotic wall of sound behind Steve’s unholy and alien chanting.

Sometimes it creeps the audience out, and they don’t respond.

Ph’nglui Mglw’nfah Cthulhu R’lyeh Wgah’nagl Fhtagn
Iä! Iä! Cthulhu Fthagn!

Sometimes they pick up and repeat the chant. Then it creeps Karl out.

Ph’nglui Mglw’nfah Cthulhu R’lyeh Wgah’nagl Fhtagn
Iä! Iä! Cthulhu Fthagn!

What will happen next? Follow the thread in Dreamlyrics to find out.

The above quote is an edited compilation of postings from Art in the Blood, AJ and myself.

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