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Amadán on Spam

David Edelstein has this to say:

What is it about spam that makes even a laid back, tolerant person’s blood boil? What is it about spam that makes someone who�s against the death penalty even for child molesters and serial killers start ranting about burning spammers at the stake? Sometimes our hatred for spam borders on the irrational… but hate it I do.

I’m sure I’m not the only person who feels like this. I’ve occasionally advocated nuking the whole of Florida (where many of the spam cartel are said to reside), but the collateral damage might be too great. Read the whole thing, as they say.

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Van der Graaf Generator, Manchester, 13-Nov-2005

I think it’s a sign of a good concert if the music’s still playing in your head not just first thing the following morning, but well into the day.

Once described as ‘a blend of poetry, jazz and rock’, Van der Graaf Generator stood at the avant-garde end of progressive rock before splitting in 1978. I only discovered their music in the 1980s, so I’d never had the chance to see them live. But with the reforming at the beginning of this year, this was about to change. Having continually met up at the funerals of members of the road crew, they decided that if they were going to reform, it had better be while the four of them were all still alive.

The venue was Bridgewater Hall, Manchester’s premier classical concert hall. It’s a place more used to playing host to symphony orchestras than rock bands, which explains the unusual timing. VDGG were on stage just after 7:30, and finished their two hour set just after half-past nine, a time when a typical headliner is just about hitting the stage. Naturally for a symphony hall the acoustics were excellent, a far cry from the dreadful sound of far too many club gigs.

The set started deceptively quietly, with the gentle intro to “The Undercover Man” from 1975′s “Godbluff” album, before exploding into full-blown sound and fury. This was not your typical rock band. Lacking a bass player, their instrumental sound revolves around Hugh Banton’s sinister swirling organ and David Jackson’s furious saxes and flutes. Peter Hammill’s distinctive ‘Hendrix of the voice’ vocals were on fine form. Unlike too many 70s veterans, the voice that influenced artists as diverse as Fish and Johnny Rotten has lost none of it’s power. During some instrumental sections he prowled the stage like David Byrne’s sinister uncle, pacing back to the microphone at exactly the point where the vocals come back in. At other times he contributed towards the instrumental sound mostly on electric piano, but also occasionally on guitar.

I can’t remember the full setlist; my CD collection doesn’t include their whole back catalogue, and I didn’t recognise about a third of the setlist. I know they played most of “Godbluff”, included the two strongest numbers, “Every Bloody Emperor” and “Nutter Alert” from the new album, and closed with “Man-Erg” from “Pawn Hearts”.

This sort of dark and intense stuff can hardly be described as easy listening, with songs often exceeding ten minutes in length, frequent tempo changes, dramatic contrasts between quiet church organ and flute interludes followed by cacophonous walls of sound, plenty of minor keys, and some howling solos from David Jackson, sometimes playing two saxes as once. Peter Hammill’s theatrical vocals are definitely an acquired taste. I can easily forgive anyone for not liking their music; this stuff is not for the faint-hearted. But it’s rewarding for those prepared to make the effort to listen. And even reforming after 25 years, they’re very much a live force to be reckoned with.

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Off to VDGG

I’m just about to head into town to see Van der Graaf Generator at the Bridgewater Hall. As a work colleague who shall be nameless said, it should be a hair-raising experience. I hope to put up a review tomorrow night.

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The Internet: Doom for the Music MSM?

Guardian music hack Alexis Petridis looks at the world of Internet promotion. As expected, he can’t help but fall into hipper-than-thou elitism and lazy clichés.

The Internet has been touted as the future of the music business ever since file-sharing became big news: bands, it was mooted, would cut record companies out of the equation by posting their music on their websites and building up a virtual fanbase. But nothing of the sort happened. Selling music via a website became the province not of hip new bands, but old stagers considered defunct by their labels: Simply Red, Level 42, legions of wizened prog rockers. They were making a living, but the whole business still carried a slight taint, the modern equivalent of flogging your records from a car boot.

Of course, as The Ministry of Information reminds us, he makes no mention of Marillion, who started the whole the whole Internet self-promotion thing off. Except, of course, to sneer at ‘wizened prog rockers’. I would hardly call Mostly Autumn wizened old-stagers. Even if they play a style of music a cloth-eared idiot like Alexis Petridis considered deeply unfashionable.

The real danger to the likes of Alexis Petridis is that Internet promotion bypasses people like himself. It gives the opportunity for genres of music not endorsed by the cynical London-based clique of music journalists to find an audience and thrive. Thanks to the power of the Internet, there will be room for music genres other than the currently fashionable four chord poseurs whose simplistic and banal music is touted as “deeply symbolic of mans struggle against his socio-political environment”. Everything will no longer sound like Coldplay now.

As “wizened prog rocker” Steven Wilson of Porcupine Tree said in the song “Four Chords That Made a Million”

You belong there on the cover
You are the Emperor in new clothes
A man who thinks he owns the future
Will sell your vacuum with his prose

Alexis Petridis makes a living selling vacuum with his prose. Anything which reduces the malign influence of the likes of him will be a good thing.

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Book Review: Paul Stump, The Music’s All That Matters: History of Progressive Rock

I’m re-reading this book, originally published back in 1996. Paul Stump tries to strip away the official punk-obsessed revisionist history of 70s rock, and tell us how it really was. Starting with a chapter entitled “Duffle Coats from Outer Space” he traces the rise and fall of progressive rock from it’s origins in sixties psychadelica through it’s marginalisation in the face of punk and new wave a decade later, eventually reaching the second generation neo-progressive bands of the 80s and 90s.

Stump tries to establish progressive rock in the context of the era, such as explaining how the tax-exile status of many big bands in the mid 70s was a contributing factor to the genre’s decline as they lost touch with UK audiences. He also suggests that the New Wave of British Heavy Metal in the late 70s and early 80s worked against progressive rock in that it competed against it for up and coming musicians. I’m not sure I buy this thesis, since the first of the 80s Neo Prog bands followed swiftly in the wake of NWOBHM, and I remember a big overlap in the fan bases.

The book covers most of the significant artists and albums, not just the megastars like Pink Floyd, Yes and Genesis, but the lesser known ones like Hatfield and the North, or Henry Cow. He doesn’t shirk from naming some of the more risible excesses of the late 70s, although he does make a brave attempt to defend Yes’ overambitious failure “Tales from Topographic Oceans”. In contrast, he’s very harsh on ELP, to an extent which will probably not endear him to any remaining fans of the band.

Overall, it’s a good overview of a much maligned genre which is long overdue for critical reassessment. Unfortunately, being published nine years ago, it doesn’t cover the more recent ‘third generation’ of bands who have sprung up in the last few years, playing progressive music with the underground DIY ethos of punk, while the musical heirs of punk and new wave dominate the record companies and airwaves.

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Customer Service, Not.

Can somebody explain to whoever is responsible for training London Underground ticket barrier staff at Paddington that you should never, even answer a question about why a ticket is allegedly not valid with the insulting “What part of ‘It’s not valid’ do you not understand?”.

Especially when the correct answer is “Because Northern Trains failed to print a ‘+’ next to ‘via London’ despite the customer having paid the correct fare”.

I have never encountered such a rude, insulting and offensive attitude from the platform staff of any privatised rail companies. Perhaps it’s because LUL is an old-fashioned nationalised industry that a (hopefully) small minority of staff feel they can get away treating paying customers in such an offensive manner. It’s almost enough to make one believe in privatisation.

I take offense at being treated like some combination of criminal and idiot when I haven’t personally done anything wrong. I find that far worse than the inconvenience of having to queue up just to have the National Rail ticket clerk confirm that I had indeed paid the correct fare and rubber stamp my ticket as valid on the Underground. Even though the latter caused me to miss my connection out of Euston, and add no less than 90 minutes to my journey.

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Nightwish sack Tarja

Just when a proper rock band were on the verge of a major breakthrough in indie-dominated Britain, this happens. It appears that Finnish symphonic goth-metal band Nightwish have parted company with singer Tarja Turunen. In this Open letter posted on the band’s website, keyboard player and main songwriter Tuomas Holopainens speaks in no uncertain terms

Equally certain is the fact that we cannot go on with you and Marcelo any longer. During the last year something sad happened, which I’ve been going over in my head every single day, morning and night. Your attitude and behavior don`t go with Nightwish anymore. There are characteristics I would never have believed to see in my old dear friend.

People who don’t talk with each other for a year do not belong in the same band.

I’m hoping this doesn’t mean it’s the end of the road for the band. I never got to see them in their UK tour earlier in the year, because it sold out three months in advance. It’s been suggested on their website’s message boards that they’ve already found a replacement singer. Let’s hope this is correct, and Nightwish continue.

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The Forge and Indie RPGs

I’ve been spending far too long reading essays and threads on The Forge recently.

The site is a great resource for ideas on game design. There’s an attitude that game designers should take an engineering approach to designing RPG rules, rather than simply relying on trial-and-error or copying things that appeared to work in earlier games. They do have a really bad problem with jargon, such that the site needs a glossary to explain what they’re on about.

In challenging assumptions, though, some Forgeites seems to be far too willing to throw the baby out with the bathwater. They have developed a lot of games where they’ve thrown out virtually all conventional rules defining character abilities, and replaced them with very abstract meta-game mechanics allowing the players to affect the narrative. They also believe in redefining or reducing the role of the GM, which for me sucks a lot of the fun out of GMing. Some games even eliminate the GM entirely.

A case in point. There’s a current thread on The Forge about doing a Forge-style version of Call of Cthulhu. If I’ve understood it correctly, the proposed games has an ‘Investigation stage’ where you collect rather abstract ‘Plot Coupons’, and at some point trigger the ‘Endgame’ where you spend those Plot Coupons to defeat the monster.

I’m afraid all I can say is “Ugh!”. I find the original Chaosium Call of Cthulhu (I’ve managed to avoid the d20 version) works perfectly well for me, and I just don’t see how this pseudo-boardgame approach is an improvement. I’m told it’s very like the second edition of the boardgame “Arkham Horror”. Why not just play Arkham Horror?.

A post in this thread succinctly sums up their approach.

In most games, there is Rules Stuff (where the rules arbitrate what happens) and Soft Stuff (where players co-create what happens, using a variety of social dynamics, but with multiple options all equally valid under the rules).

In Task Resolution, “What you do” is mostly Rules Stuff, while “What it means” is mostly Soft Stuff. The dice tell you that you slay the giant. Then the group decides whether you free the kingdom from tyranny.

In Conflict Resolution “What it means” is mostly Rules Stuff, while “What you do” is mostly Soft Stuff. The dice tell you that you free the kingdom from tyranny. Then you decide that you slay the giant to do it.

OK, So I can see what they’re trying to do. But I don’t think that style of gaming is really for me.

Someone once asked if so-called ‘Indie games’ had any parallels with Indie music. I know I’m biased as a diehard classic rock fan, but Indie music seems to be based around reduction in instrumental complexity, an awful lot of angst-ridden navel gazing, and music which is more interesting to write about than to listen to.

I’ll leave it to cynics to decide whether there’s any valid parallel. But one of forum founder and moderator Ron Edwards’ posts in the thread I quoted from earlier had implied that once you’ve played these games, you’ll never want to play conventional style games again. Which is too close to comfort to the “Once you’ve heard The Clash, you’ll never want to listen to Pink Floyd again” line I used to hear from punk fans in 1980. I still love Pink Floyd today, and have never ‘got’ The Clash despite wasting money on a couple of their albums.

There’s one big difference between The Forge and the punk and indie music scenes. Punk and Indie were both thorough reactionary, rejecting sophistication and devolving into cruder, more primitive forms. The Forgeite scene is at least trying something new. Like anything experimental, some ideas and games will work, and others will fail. I would expect some of their games still to have cult followings many years after the majority have been forgotten. Perhaps one or two games using Forgeite ideas will become major hits. And maybe the next generation of more mainstream games will incorporate some of their ideas in combination with tried and tested features of more traditional names.

I’m certainly finding The Forge useful for clarifying my ideas, even if all I’m trying to write is a Fudge port.

Update: Carl Cravens has some related game thoughts here, here and here.

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The Saga of Polly

I’m not the only person who into both RPGs and Trains. Here’s what one of my PBeM players has been up to. It’s currently got as far as a working chassis. No boiler yet, and five more installments to go.

I think I’ll stick to N gauge. Though with the invoice I’ve recently had from CJM, I don’t think it’s any cheaper in the long run.

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Nürnburg Fire

Many preserved locomotives have been damaged or destroyed in a disastrous fire at a railway museum in Nuremburg.

This shows news photos of the fire at it’s height, and this railfan site shows the aftermath. Both sites are in German, but the pictures are pretty much self-explainatory. It’s a sad sight.

Some of the steam locomotives looks to be recoverable, but many of the diesel and electric locomotives appear to be totally lost.

Update: A post on Trainnet gives more detail of what happened.

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