Author Archives: Tim Hall

Untermenschen?

It’s not often the far left Lenin’s Tomb agrees with the rightwing Daily Telegraph. But when they do, it’s worth paying attention, as with the story of Ben Griffin, the former SAS soldier who quit in disgust last June after witnessing the Iraq occupation at first hand.

“As far as the Americans were concerned, the Iraqi people were sub-human, untermenschen. You could almost split the Americans into two groups: ones who were complete crusaders, intent on killing Iraqis, and the others who were in Iraq because the Army was going to pay their college fees. They had no understanding or interest in the Arab culture. The Americans would talk to the Iraqis as if they were stupid and these weren’t isolated cases, this was from the top down. There might be one or two enlightened officers who understood the situation a bit better but on the whole that was their general attitude. Their attitude fuelled the insurgency. I think the Iraqis detested them.”

I think it’s a waste of time to now argue about whether or not the invasion was illegal, or whether there really were WMDs. That’s all so much water under the bridge. What matters today is the occupation, and where it’s going. America’s armed forces seem to be trained exclusively as assault troops, good at blowing stuff up and destroying enemies. What they don’t seem to be trained for is the sort of peacekeeping duties Britain has a lot of experience of.

Does’s America’s political and military leadership realised the mistakes it’s making and continue to make? Do they actually care?

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More Mostly Autumn News

This one is a bit happier that the last piece of news about the band. I’m not normally in the habit of posting about the private lives of musicians, but now things have become public, I’m linking to this post on the Unofficial Mostly Autumn Forum, which is itself a repost from another forum, by a well-known tall Scottish fellow who I’ve seen live once or twice.

As some of you may have guessed I have been “dating” a young lady by the name of Heather Findlay since December. Heather is lead singer with “Mostly Autumn” and despite our occupations we have been seeing each other regularly in recent months as she lives in York a mere 2 hour train journey away from Dunbar station. Heather is out with the band playing at Baja Rock this week (ironically Marillion are out there too ) . If it hadn’t been for parental duties I would have been out there on a special guest spot – who with would have been an interesting question. Her band are on tour in the coming months and thankfully it appears we are out at the same time. I will be singing a couple of numbers with them at the Scottish shows on the 23rd march at Glasgow Uni. and Lochgelly Town Hall on the 24th (check their website out for details) To show how serious we are Heather has become a commited Hibby and has so far been at three matches and has tickets for the semi final in Glasagow on the 2nd April :-D As you already know she will be singing at the convention and we have already discussed a number of songs for both the acoustic and electric shows. Me happy :-D

Why do I start thinking about Robert Fripp and Toyah Wilcox?

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Trains of Ticino

FS E444 at Chiasso

After too long a delay, I’ve put some more pictures from last summer on my Fotopic Site, of SBB and FS motive power in Lugano and Chiasso, in the Italian-speaking south of Switzerland.

Lugano is the lakeside resort where I stayed from the first few days; it’s a remarkably compact and very modellogenic station, on a very busy line.

Chiasso, a few miles further south, is the frontier station with the Italian network where all trains must change locomotives due to the different electrification systems of the two countries; Swiss 15kv AC locomotives give way to Italian 3kv DC ones.

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Book Review: Slam Doors on the Southern

The humble electric multiple unit has always been overlooked by enthusiasts and photographers, who have always concentrated on locomotives. Michael Welch’s Slam Doors on the Southern makes an attempt to redress the balance.

The book covers just about every class of slam-door Southern Railway and Southern Region unit, from the really ancient 4-SUBs converted from Edwardian loco-hauled stock, through the 30s Brighton line 6-PULs and 4-LAVs and Portsmouth line 4-CORs to the BR Mk1 based 4-VEP and 4-CIG units only recently retired from service.

The 150-odd colour images in this album are superb. The earliest images date from the mid 50s, with a couple of views of the very earliest wooden-bodies 4-SUB units, then on their last legs. At the other end of the time scale, the surviving 4-VEP, 4-CIG and 4-CEP units are shown in the post-privatisation liveries of Connex, Southern, and Stagecoach.

Unlike many photo albums, this volume is quite text-heavy, with extensive captions giving the history of the various types of unit. It features quite a few oddballs, such as the 2-BILs with postwar HAL driving trailers (a consequence of accident damage), the short-lived 6-REPs, and even the one-off 6-TC, a push-pull set formed in the mid-60s from redundant EMU stock.

While the routes of the Southern Region lack the epic grandeur of some of the classic routes in the Scottish Highlands or Cornwall, it’s not all suburban back gardens by any means. There are still plenty of attractive scenic locations in such places as the New Forest, the North Downs or the south coast, many of which have tended to be overlooked by photographers. Of course there are plenty of images in the Big Smoke; one of the best being a superbly evocative interior shot of Cannon Street in 1957. And many of the urban images just ooze atmosphere, setting the trains firmly in their social and economic context. There’s a lot to interest people who aren’t even that interested in the trains themselves.

Altogether an excellent volume, whose appeal isn’t limited to fans of the Southern third rail.

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Book Review: Power of the Warships

Master Railway Photographer John Vaughan’s The Power of the Warships is dedicated to the twin-engined diesel-hydraulics known as the Warships.

The “Warships” weren’t a single class of locomotive, but three. The first five, built by North British in Glasgow, were 117 ton six-axle machines, numbered from D600-D604. Vaughan refers to these as class 41s, although this class designation was never official. The more numerous class 42s and 43 were much lighter four-axle locomotives, similar in outward appearance to each other but bearing no external resemblance to the earlier machines. The D600s were short-lived, all withdrawn in 1967. The 43s and 42s lasted a few years longer, but had gone by the end of 1972. Two 42s survive in preservation, now museum pieces for far more years than they were in service.

Controversy reigns among enthusiasts as to whether the diesel-hydraulics came to a premature end as a result of internal BR politics, or whether they were flawed machines that should never have been built. Vaughan strongly subscribes to the former view, pointing out that in their later years they ran annual mileages exceeding those of comparable diesel-electrics.

But this volume is not really an academic history; it’s first and foremost a gallery of photographs. Some 240 black and white photographs show the three classes at work throughout the Western region and beyond, and continue with some shots of D831 “Greyhound” and D832 “Onslaught” in preservation on the East Lancashire, West Somerset and North York Moors railways.

The pictures of the class in BR service cover the whole of their brief careers, sharing duties with steam in the late 50s, to their rundown in the early 70s, by then largely relegated to secondary duties. We see them on West of England expresses, some of which are of as much interest to coaching stock enthusiasts as to Warship fans. One of my favourites is D811 on the up “Mayflower” in 1960, hauling a rake of immaculate Chocolate and Cream Mk1s, except for a Maroon Gresley corridor second behind the loco. We see their glorious swansong in 1968/9, when pairs of them handled accellerated Plymouth expresses. There are the obligatory (for me at least) shots of them at work on china clay, milk and parcels traffic in Cornwall. There are also plenty of shots on ex-Southern metals, not just the well-known Waterloo-Exeter trains, but also the now-closed Ilfracombe branch, and on stone traffic during construction of the M23.

Although shots of 42s and 43s predominate, there are some illustrations of the five D600s, mostly from their early years. These lumbering beasts were relegated to local workings in Cornwall as soon as there were sufficient 42s and 43s in service. Operating in an area fully dieselised as early as 1962, and working low mileages, it’s not surprising that they were seldom photographed. There’s still no photographic evidence of D600 in BR blue actually hauling a train.

There are just one or two slightly blurry or grainy shots, included for historical interest, as well as some images that have been published before. I noticed one or two minor errors in captions; in one photo at Battledown in Hampshire the SE Bullied coach behind the loco is wrongly described as a BFK rather than a BCK. But these a minor quibbles. If you like Warships, you will want this book.

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Bet the warranty doesn’t cover this!

There are some things that you really shouldn’t do with a JCB. Will Nizlopi write a song about it?

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The Pros and Cons of Fudge

There’s some debate on Fudge Mailing List and RPGNet about the pros and cons of Fudge. What makes it a great system, and what are it’s downsides?

What’s Great about Fudge

  • The adjective-based trait ladder, which makes a character sheet comprehensible without any prior knowledge of the system. Swordfighting of Great is far more meaningful than Broadsword-16.
  • The Fudge dice, which are a very elegant resolution mechanic. It manages to combine the ease-of-use of a dice pool with a decent bell-curve distribution. It also produces a range of results beyond simple ‘success’ or ‘fail’.
  • The fact that the system is infinitely customisable, and is sufficiently modular that changing one aspect won’t break everything else. This makes at a great tool for worldbuilding GMs.
  • The generally rules-light nature of the system. It produces free-flowing play which doesn’t get bogged down in unnecessary detail. It doesn’t take hours to run a barroom brawl. It also means you can create NPCs on the fly really quickly.
  • The way the system is scaleable, both in power levels and realism levels. It doesn’t take either gritty realism or cinematic action as it’s baseline.

What’s Mediocre about Fudge

  • The system is a bit granular, a necessary consequence of the adjective-based trait ladder.
  • The troubled relationship between Attributes and Skills. It’s very much a sacred cow with a large section of the Fudge community that you don’t mechanically link Attributes with Skills, and the grainyness of the system makes it awkward anyway. The trouble is, you either find half of your attributes not really doing anything because they overlap with the skills, or you end up with a list of attributes that seems incomplete. Neither feels quite right.
  • The downside of Fudge’s customisability; no two Fudge GMs run quite the same system. I’m not sure how big a problem this really is; how many people swap characters around between different GM’s games outside of tournament-style DnD?
  • I find the implementation of Fudge most strongly promoted commercially, 5 Point Fudge, a rather bland flavour, with a character generation system that feels too strongly like training wheels for people used to DnD classes and levels.
  • Fudge dice are not always easy to get hold of. My FLGS doesn’t stock them, although it does sell Fudge books.

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Once around the Blogroll

I haven’t posted much on politics lately, largely because other people say what I might want to say, only better. So I’m linking a a couple of posts from people on the blogroll.

First, there’s a good post by Matt Sellwood, now a Green councillor on Oxford City Council, giving an example of the sort of pragmatic compromises involved in making real political decisions. Have the online arguments with Amadán all those years ago done some good?

Second, Temple Stark gives us a thorough fisking of Donald Rumsfeld.

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Why I don’t play MMORPGs

I’ve never got into Massively Multiplayer Online RPGs like Ultima Online or Warcraft. Raph Koster’s lament explains why…

The most important thing in the world is slaying something that will be back the next day… before anyone else gets to slay it.

Nothing sleeps.

Nothing dreams.

There is art and beauty in the world, but you can’t be responsible for any of it.

There is no death; there is simply a failure to show up.

Because of this, there is also rarely any mourning.

I’ve heard some Ultima Online addicts claim that UO represents deep immersive roleplaying, but I’m not convinced. Give me human-moderated text-based games any day. Ones with actual stories and plotlines, where the actions of players within the game can make meaningful changes in the world.

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The Ministry of Happiness

Richard Hall’s Economics and Theology has reviewed Richard Layard’s Happiness: Lessons from a New Science

I have to quote the introduction.

There was the “Making Slough Happy” series on TV recently. All Slough was up in arms about it: most of the miserable people interviewed weren’t locals, community groups were ignored, some of the presenters were batty, and so on. But there was some useful economics and psychology hidden away there.

Coming from Slough, I got a lot of stick from colleagues at work over that stupid programme. I responded (to the worst offender) that any attempt to create a “Make Warrington Happy” would result in the presenters getting bottled.

The review itself makes some interesting points, but I’m not sure what to make of this:

He now argues that the promotion of happiness should be a major element of government policy.

This conjures up images of Tony Blair creating a Ministry of Happiness and forcing everyone to wear his stupid rictus grins.

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