Author Archives: Tim Hall

Bug Fixing

I was wondering why I wasn’t getting any hits from Google for recent posts.  Turned out I had a bug in my .htaccess file that caused the web server to return a 500 error rather than a 404 when looking for robots.txt, which meant that the Google spider skittered away rather than indexing my site.

I’ve fixed it now.  The above may be complete gobbledegook to non-technical people, but it does mean this weblog is now the #1 search result for the string “Stoat eyed acolytes“.   Which it wasn’t before…

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Comment Subscription

I’ve added the Subscribe to Comments plugin to this blog.  If you ask it nicely (by checking the checkpox when you post a comment), it will email all subsequent comments for that post.

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Does He Mean Us?

I’m still on the distribution list for Fish’s email blog thingy. Today’s email contained this line:

I still had most of the afternoon in my hands and headed back into Soho past the pub we slid into after the Astoria show. Memories rallied – ‘stolen smiles across a crowded mews, desperate eye contact, lingering looks, polite interrogations from whisky breathed, drooly bearded, stoat eyed acolytes with beer bellies stretching black t-shirts as they wait on the bus and the trek back north with the troops pillaging their last orders for the knock out blow to take them painlessly home’

I presume this must be Mostly Autumn’s Astoria launch party back in February. I’m probably the only person there that managed not to recognise him. I’m trying to work out who these “whisky breathed, drooly bearded, stoat eyed acolytes” might be. I can think of at least one candidate :)

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Temptation

Visiting my local model railway emporium (Waltons of Altrincham) on Saturday, I noticed a new item I hadn’t expected to see; a beautiful-looking N gauge Fleischmann model of the Zurich S-Bahn Re450 push-pull locomotive with matching driving trailer. And they also had the two intermediate coaches in stock. Naturally, with a price tag to match. The whole train would cost about as much as my recent weekend in Edinburgh!

But when modelling Swiss outline, I’m into the trans-Alpine main-lines, not the Zurich commuter belt.

But part of me keeps saying “It’s a superb model, you know you want it”. I’ve already got a 4-car NPZ set, and those two trains could form the basis of a Swiss suburban terminus, a sort of continental version of ‘Minories’. I’ve even got as far as sketching a a track plan; it would all fit quite nicely on a 6′ by 18″ plank. A nice contrast to the British “Restormel” layout that’s beginning to take shape on the old baseboards from “Wöminsee”.

I managed to avoid temptation so far. All I bought was a Bachmann 04, which is itself a nice model, and not much more than a tenth of the price I’d pay for the Zurich S-Bahn set.

But, as Mr Walton said, it’s the last one they’ve got left in stock, and he doesn’t know if he’s going to get any more…

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The Weller/Gallagher Challenge

A post in The Guardian Music Blog sets up a challenge. It’s based on a late-night pub discussion where Guardian journo Jon Wilde was challenged by Noel Gallagher and Paul Weller to name his ten favourite songs in just one minute.  He wondered if he should include his real favourites, or list what he thought those two would like. Not that I would have considered them to the ultimate arbiters of taste in the first place.

This is the list I came up with.  I  expect that Weller and Gallagher would think as much of this list as I think of the music of Weller and Gallagher.

  • Led Zeppelin – Immigrant Song
  • Yes – Parallels
  • Blue Öyster Cult – Astronomy (1977 live version)
  • Rainbow – Stargazer
  • Pink Floyd – Comfortably Numb
  • Fish – Plague of Ghosts
  • Marillion – This is the 21st Century
  • Karnataka – Talk to Me
  • Mostly Autumn – Carpe Diem
  • Porcupine Tree – Anaethetize

My list seems to be equally divided between the 1970s and the 2000s (well, almost. Plague of Ghosts is from 1999), with nothing from the two decades in-between. Not sure what that says about me.

(Psychochicken has also had a go at this, and let it loose on the Blogosphere)

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PowerPoint and the Decline of Western Civilisation

Slacktivist looks at the sort of organisations making use of Microsoft’s Powerpoint, from bat-crazy heretical fundamentalist churches to corporations run by the pointy-haired boss out of Dilbert.

In evangelical churches, Bill Gates’ computerized Colorforms has supplanted the flip chart and the overhead projector (as well as, disastrously, the hymnal).

The slide here is taken from a PowerPoint presentation from the site Last Days Mystery. It covers the very same territory Bruce’s presentation does, the “seven seals” of judgment from Revelation 6, except it uses spiffy bullet-point lists. You can find lots of similar PowerPoint presentations on other “Bible prophecy” Web sites.

This is the ideal technology for this task because, as Edward Miller notes, “PowerPoint … can give the illusion of coherence and content when there really isn’t very much coherence or content.” This is, for many PowerPoint enthusiasts, a feature, not a bug. The illusion of coherence and content is precisely why PP is the preferred technology in corporate America and among Bible prophecy “experts” (and why it was used almost exclusively in Donald Rumsfeld’s Pentagon).

At some point in the far, far future, historians will recognise the release of Power Point as the point where Western Civilisation went into terminal irreversible decline.

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Odin Dragonfly – Offerings

I’ve finally got to listen to the long-awaited album by Odin Dragonfly, the acoustic side project of Mostly Autumn’s lead vocalist Heather Findlay and flautist/keyboard player Angela Gordon.

Back in February, I saw Odin Dragonfly live at Fibbers in York. I went knowing Heather and Angie from Mostly Autumn, but without having heard a note of their music as Odin Dragonfly, and not knowing quite what to expect. They won me over within the space of a couple of songs. I saw them again at the Mostly Autumn convention in March, after which I had several of their songs stuck in my head for weeks, notably “Magpie” and “Given Time”. There was something magical about their live performances.

Now they’ve successfully captured that magical sound in the recording studio.

This isn’t the sort of music I normally listen to. Definitely not ‘prog’, and not even rock, there’s not a Fender Stratocaster or Mellotron in sight. It’s 100% acoustic, with just guitar, piano, flute, penny whistle and two voices. But the result is something of stunning beauty. The signature sound is one of sublime vocal harmonies, with plenty of Angela Gordon’s flute, something which has been thin on the ground on recent Mostly Autumn releases. The piano and guitar accompaniment is understated but effective.

Eight of the twelve songs are originals, with the album rounded out with a couple of reworked Mostly Autumn tunes, and a pair of well-chosen covers, including their version of Jethro Tull’s “Witches Promise” with which they normally end their live shows.

Early favourites of mine are Angela Gordon’s piano-led “Given Time”, and Heather’s “Magpie” and “How I feel today”, both featuring wonderful interplay between Heather’s voice and Angela’s flute. Then there’s “Magnolia Half Moon”, a achingly sad breakup song that wouldn’t have sounded out of place on “Heart Full of Sky”, since it has quite a bit in common with “Half a World” both musically and lyrically. But this is one of those rare albums without any real filler, consistant from beginning to end.

You can order the album online from Odindragonfly.com

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A Fellini Moment?

I’m listening to Odin Dragonfly’s album Offerings, which arrived in the post this morning. Yes, the music is as stunningly beautiful on record as it is live; I’ll post a full review when I’ve had the chance to give it a few more spins.

When it reached the final song, a cover of Stevie Nicks’ Forsaken Love, this email arrives in my inbox.

I suppose He Who Shall Not Be Named would call this a ‘Fellini Moment’.

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High Ticket Prices – Blame File-Sharing

A post in Harry’s Place suggests that concert ticket prices are being bumped up to recoup the money being lost because of falling CD sales due to downloading and filesharing.

It seems hard to imagine now that when the Rolling Stones demanded £25 a ticket for a Wembley concert in 1990, it caused eyebrows to be raised. If they did that now it could be considered practically a giveaway. Today with the Stones on stage you can expect to pay £150 for a seat at the back – and if you want to get right up close, you’ll need £350. £90 buys a ticket to see the Police, the best seats in Wembley went for £160 when Madonna performed, and £180 would get you into Robbie Williams’ Hong Kong concert. Elton John broke records in Las Vegas by charging $690 (£345).

I’m not convinced by this argument. I don’t think it’s meaningful for those of us that grew up going to gigs in the 70s and 80s to compare the prices we paid two or three decades ago with the prices we pay for the same acts now. What we’re seeing is 70s and 80s bands that now appeal to affluent fortysomethings rather than skint teenagers; the prices they’re charging reflect the target audience’s ability to pay. And these affluent fortysomethings with 2.4 kids probably don’t to more than a couple of gigs a year.

Newer acts or people in the cottage industry side of the business outside the commercial mainstream aren’t charging anything like those sorts of prices. I want to see more evidence that internet filesharing is responsible for high ticket prices; until I do I’ll be sceptical.

I’ve been to an awful lot of gigs this year; a few have been major established acts, like Deep Purple in June, and Journey back in March, and (cough) Bryan Adams last month, who did charge 30-40 quid for a ticket. But the majority have been lesser known bands, the likes of Porcupine Tree, Mostly Autumn, The Reasoning and Karnataka, charging far less, in some cases less than a tenner.

What I think is happening is there’s too much media hype directed at a relatively small number of bands; as a result everyone that takes their cues from the mainstream media all want to see the same overexposed bands, and the laws of supply and demand force the prices up.

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Kalyr RPG Playtest Drafts

I’ve been running a playtest discussion for the Kalyr RPG running for a while. While I’ve had some useful feedback from a few people, I could really do with opinions from a few more people

So I’ve posted the playtest drafts of the first four chapters online. These chapters focus on the Fudge-based game mechanics rather than the details of the setting. Much of this is going to end up as Open Content, so there’s not really that much to lose by making it public now. Format is HTML as exported from Open Office. I think this is a lot cleaner than the bloated mess you get if you do the same thing in MSWord.

We’ll probably be shifting the playtest discussion from the existing YahooGroup to a forum on The Phoenyx in the the near future. In the meantime, give them a read, and let me know what you think.

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