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The Molluscs of Satan!

My grandmother, a keen gardener, used to describe slugs as “the Devil’s creatures”, after they’d eaten the seedlings she’d carfully planted yet again.

While I have no interest in gardening whatsoever, I’m beginning to wonder if she had a point. When I returned from holiday, the living room carpet was covered in slimy trails, when the wretched little things had been crawling all round the room in the two weeks I was away.

So I vacuumed the carpet. And the very next morning, there were a fresh set of trails.

There’s is no evidence of poltergeist activity, so I don’t believe it’s ectoplasm…

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I’m on Last.fm

Because my CD player has been out of commission lately, I’ve been listening to music on my laptop instead – which means that I can sign up to Last.fm. You can download an application that keeps track of what CDs you play (it doesn’t upload or file-share them, so the Entertainment Cartel goons won’t be breaking down your door). It then compiles an internet radio station tailored to your tastes. I find a lot of my online and offline friends are on there too, including the likes of HippyDave, Tiggereh, DarceysDad and Graeme.

If you look at my profile, it tells you precisely what I’ve been listening to. It’s a mixture of what CDs I’ve been playing, and whatever the internet radio throws up. It’s unintentionally hilarious Portuguese Hammer Horror Metal from a band called “Moonspell” at the moment.

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The Return of the 7 Songs Meme

Just to annoy that idiotic Steven Wells, I’ve had yet another go at ye olde Seven Songs Meme.

Just list seven songs you’re really into at the moment.

Opeth – Burden
Opeth – Coil
Panic Room – Apocalypstick
Fish – Milos de Besos
Marillion – Neverland
Magenta – Blind Faith
Mostly Autumn – Second Hand

This one is really a list of the songs that have ended up being stuck in my head recently.  Yes I know there are two from the same album, Opeth’s magnificent prog-metal masterpiece “Watershed”.  The more I listen to this one, the better it gets.  May well end up as album of the year.

Anyone reading this, consider yourself tagged.

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Tribute bands – Good or Evil?

I commented in a post on the Fish Forum about Tribute bands, which attracted the ire of a member of Dutch Marillion tribute band Lords of the Backstage.

While there is probably a place for some tribute bands, and I don’t know the situation in The Netherlands, over here in Britain there are far, far too many tribute bands. They’re dominating the club circuit to the extent that bands playing their own material are finding it increasingly difficult to get gigs, if they play a style of music that isn’t generic indie.

I’ve heard the argument that tribute bands aren’t in direct competition with the likes of Breathing Space or The Reasoning, in that they appeal to non-overlapping audiences. I’m not convinced by that argument myself. Is there really nobody out there who might listen to something new if it wasn’t for the inexhaustible supply of bands willing to pander to lazy audiences who haven’t listened to anything new since 1985?

Am I right, or am I “talking a load of crap”?

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Escaped Puma in Mid-Atlantic

It’s frustrating when you arrive at your destination two hours late because of missed train connections; it happened to me twice on holiday; contrary to popular belief, German trains don’t run on time (unlike those in Switzerland). But it’s nothing on planes.

Psycho Chicken has a real horror story of the sort of thing that happens to air travellers when things go pear-shaped. Imagine if Virgin Trains did something like that. You’d never hear the end of it.

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40 Years Ago Today…

…was the end of standard-gauge steam on Britain’s railways. It would probably have been bad taste to have worn my DEMU “No Kettles” t-shirt into work today. But this evening my N-gauge Restormel has witnessed “Clun Castle” on the St.Erth to West Ealing milk train. The rake of Chocolate and Cream Mk1s is stored somewhere upstairs, so the “Cornish Riviera” will have to await another day, probably when I get my hands on a Farish Warship diesel to pull it :)

The Guardian’s Andrew Martin wistfully wonders if a new generation of higher-efficiency steam trains could return to Britain’s rails – personally I think that’s sentimental nonsense; it’s perfectly possible to restore the ‘romance of railways’ with well-designed modern trains that don’t try to pretend to be aircraft or buses.

Cold Spring Shops notes that a great many steam locomotives have survived into preservation, but neglects to mention one reason for their survival is the huge number of locomotives purchased by Dai Woodhams of Barry, who lacked the resources to cut them up, his scrapmen spending the next decade breaking up goods wagons instead. Pictures from the early 70s show hundreds of rusting hulks of Bullied pacifics, 9F 2-10-0s and assorted GWR classes. Almost every single one was eventually bought for preservation.

I shall refrain from rising to the bait when it comes to the subject of GM Grey Squrrels.

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Barack Obama, 666?

At least according to one of John McCain’s attack ads, he is.

As Fred Clark of slacktivist notes:

There’s not a second wasted here — every image, gesture, note, word and allusion points in a single direction, everything in the film says a single thing: Barack Obama is the Antichrist. Yes, it’s propaganda, but like the films of Eisenstein or Riefenstahl, it’s also art — unsubtly didactic, yet beautiful in its unity of purpose.

The McCain campaign denies this, of course. Despite being what Orcinus describes as “blasting the dog-whistle at air-raid volume at the religious right“, it’s all allegedly just a joke. As Fred Clark continues.

Tragically for Davis, however, it turns out that accusing your political rival of being the Antichrist is considered a bit over the line. Apparently according to conventional American political mores, the claim that your opponent is the ultimate personification of evil, the 10-horned beast of the Apocalypse, is regarded as sleazy gutter politics of the worst sort.

As Street Prophets points out, that doesn’t wash. It’s a pretty blatant attempt to associate with Barack Obama with Nicolae Carpathia, the Antichrist figure from the appalling “Left Behind” books.

It’s clear the McCain campaign recognises that the rapture cultists (I refuse to use the word “Christian” to describe their heretical belief system), although dangerously bat-crazy, are a powerful voting block.

Anyway, I’ve always thought Sun Myung Moon would make a good candidate for the Antichrist. One world religion and all that?  But somehow the rapture cultists always ignore him. Presumably it’s because he’s a conservative, and they’ve all be conditioned into assuming that the horned beast of the apocalypse would be a liberal.

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Yet More Train Photos

I’ve added some photos from my trip to Germany and Belgium. Not all of them are of trains; some contain scenery.

Some examples:

Intermodal on the busy line running alongside the east bank of the Rhine. This appears to be an ex-DR class 143, relatively rare on freight.

A kettle on the preserved Mariembourg to Treignes line. This loco later disgraced itself on the return journey, and had to be rescued by an SNCF BB63000 diesel.

Belgian class 27 electric at Charleroi, having just arrived on a rake of double-deck coaches.

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Cambridge Rock Festival fallout

There’s been a lot of anger and frustration expressed on various web forums over the drastically shortened slot for Mostly Autumn at the Cambridge Rock Festival, when what had been planned as a 90 minute set got shortened to just 40. Various rumours have been circulating, some blaming things on Marillion, others on Radio Caroline, with the most likely culprit being Andy Fairweather Low’s organisation.

The festival organiser, Dave Roberts, posted this on the Rockingbeerfest Feedback Forum which lays at least some of the conspiracies to rest.

My apologies that the Mostly Autumn set was cut short, my stage crew are unable to explain it – the secondhand information I had initially was just via the onstage announcement by the band, that they were coming off early and comments from one of the sound engineers that there was a problem with the guitar pedal board (which caused the delay at start of set). Since speaking to Bryan it seems my original understanding that there was a technical issue with some of the bands kit was not the reason for the early close of the set. Radio Caroline were ready to go with the following set whenever it started and did not interfere in any way with the running times. CRFs stage crew were having a short break at the time so were not at all ready to do a change over when MA unexpectedly came off, the upshot is that we are not aware of who spoke to the band to cut the set. However this has occurred and I am as disappointed as you that we did not get the full set from MA .

Only that just opens some new cans of worms. Exactly who was it that ordered the Mostlies off stage? Was it some junior member of the RBF crew who had no authorisation to do such a thing? Or someone else entirely? I think the following band owe us all an explanation.

All is not lost. Dave Roberts continues:

I have spoken with Bryan today and have arranged a special gig for Mostly Autumn to perform at the Junction on Thursday 11th December – with no support band so we can provide a full double set with the Junction’s new state of the art digital sound system, I hope this will go some way towards lessening our shared disappointment.

It’s a Thursday, and it’s midweek, so I’m not sure what the finances and annual leave situation will be that late in the year. We’ll have to see if I can make it.

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Sunday at the Cambridge Rock Festival

The Cambridge Rock Festival (formerly the Rock and Beer Festival) took place in the unlikely venue of the Wood Green Animal Shelter in Godmanchester, just outside Huntingdon. Given the vagaries of the British excuse for a summer, this one took place in an indoor arena. That turned out to be a large cow-shed like building, whose acoustics were actually a lot better than you’d expect.

With both Mostly Autumn and Breathing Space on Sunday’s bill, along with The Reasoning, whose fan base has a big overlap, the festival saw the biggest gathering of Mostly Autumn fans since the convention last March; an awful lot of familiar faces there, far too many to name, and apologies to anyone I didn’t get the chance to say hello to. Add to that a bar with an extremely large selection of real ales, most of which I’d never heard of, so ordering a beer was a matter of choosing something at random.

Local blues band Taildragger opened the proceedings; competent and tight but rather generic; as a friend of mine remarked, blues bands all tend to sound the same. Bijoumiyo were rather better; a mix of funk and reggae basslines with psychedelic guitar, quite unlike anything else on the bill.

The first two acts played to a largely empty hall; clearly the prog fans had time their arrival to get there in time for Touchstone’s set. I’d seen them a year and a bit ago supporting The Reasoning; frontwoman Kim Seviour’s first ever gig, and that was a somewhat nervous performance. Today they played a confident and energetic set, mostly drawn from their album Discordant Dreams. Probably the proggiest band of the day, but with a hard-rock edge. You could tell they were clearly enjoying their time on stage, and went down well with the growing crowd. I think this performance probably earned them quite a few new fans.

Breathing Space played an absolute blinder. For the biggest gig of their career so far, they rose to the occasion with a superbly tight set, the best band of the first half of the day, helped by having just about the best sound of any band at the festival. There’s little I can say about Breathing Space I haven’t said before; a bit poppy for some tastes, perhaps, showcasing Livvy Sparnenn’s fantastic lead vocals, but there’s still enough instrumental depth to keep prog fans interested. Aside from Livvy, the rest of the band shone too, especially guitarist Mark Rowan. Livvy’s striking mermaid costume was definitely the stage outfit of the day.

John Otway’s pub-rock meets standup comedy shtick isn’t really my cup of tea, I’m afraid, and I missed part of his set in search of food. But I have to say his set closer of The Osmond’s “Crazy Horses” with the theramin solo was entertaining.

The Reasoning’s set was one of the most eagerly awaited of the day’s lineup, their first gig with their new guitarist Owain Roberts. They played strong hard rocking set, mixing favourites from “Awakening”, a great version of the Karnataka oldie “Talk to Me” with several songs from the forthcoming “Dark Angel”, including the prog-metal masterpiece of the title track, and the live debut of one called ‘Call Me God?’. Marillion’s Steve Rothery guested with them for “Within Cold Glass”. They did suffer from more than a few technical glitches and sound mix problems, which took the edge off things slightly, which meant they didn’t quite top Breathing Space’s earlier set.

I felt sorry for Jim and Geoffrey. As an acoustic duo (guitar and violin) they struggled to hold the attention of an audience that had been rocked out by the previous band, and despite being quite good, they died horribly. I’d love to see them in a small club venue, where might make more of an impression.

If the number of t-shirts was anything to go by, Mostly Autumn had the greatest fan support of any band on the bill. So many people were seriously annoyed when they got half-an-hour lopped off their set because the following band apparently insisted on having a whole hour to set up rather than the half-hour everyone else had. To make matters worse, problems with Bryan’s guitar setup delayed the start, so the band ended up playing for just 40 minutes or so, to the intense disappointment of both the band and their legion of fans. But for that short set the band were absolutely on fire; a storming ‘Fading Colours’, a really intense ‘Unoriginal Sin’ and a fantastic ‘Heroes’. Heather’s stage outfit certainly caused one or two jaws to drop; wearing a catsuit when seven month’s pregnant took some courage. Had they had the opportunity to play their originally planned setlist they would have been the band of the day without question.

In contrast, Andy Fairweather Low was the nadir of the day. As someone who’s had a few hits aeons ago, and had since been an anonymous sidesman of other people, he had neither the charisma nor the material to play such a long set this high on the bill. His interminably long set seemed to consist mainly of 50s and 60s covers, with perfunctory takes on his few hits. As someone it’s probably better not to name said “Who wants to listen to this wank? Just because he’s been on Later with Jools Holland”. Couldn’t have put it better myself. Music for chin-stroking Mojo readers perhaps, not not music for the sort of Rock fans who made up this audience.

And so, headliners Marillion. A band I’ve been a fan of for longer than members of some bands lower down the bill have been alive, playing a 90-minute festival set. To be truthful this wasn’t in the same league as the two awe-inspiring shows I saw in 2007; still good, but lacking the sort of intensity I’ve seen in past gigs. H was on fine form despite evident lack of sleep due to being the father of a five week old baby. “Sleepless nights, very rock and roll”, as he said. I’d love to have seen Heather’s and Ian’s reaction to that line! They played what amounted to a greatest hits set of the post-Fish era, favourites like ‘Easter’, their recent hit ‘She’s Gone’, ‘Afraid of Sunlight’, ‘King’ and the encore ‘Neverland’. Still very good, but for me at least failed to top the Mostlies, despite their truncated set.

While what happened to the Mostlies put a bit of a damper on an otherwise great day, in the end the event was bigger than any individual band. The whole festival had a relaxed air, members of many of the bands mingling with fans throughout the day, helped by the fact that there was no backstage bar. And there seemed to be no egos involved, with one possible exception. That laid-back approach probably would not have worked at a bigger festival, but here it added to atmosphere; the whole thing felt like a fan convention of sorts. It made me wish I’d camped and made a weekend of it.

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