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Things I Have Learned as a Tester

If you have an adversarial relationship between testers and developers, you’re doing it wrong. Once got asked in a job interview “How do you avoid going native?”, and thought that was a rather ridiculous question. The common enemy is the bugs.

“Exploratory Testing” isn’t some revolutionary new technique, but describes what I’ve actually been doing for years. Ticking boxes on a test script is not only dull work, but you’re far less likely to discover any significant bugs.

If you’re supposed to be testing an interface with a third party product, and the third party product starts returning messages like “Object reference not set to an instance of this object”, then you’re also performing acceptance testing on the third party product regardless of whether that was supposed to have been within the scope of your testing.

Just because the functional specification says it’s a common function does not necessarily mean that it’s been implemented as a common piece of code.

Test automation is an awful lot harder than either management thinks it is, or the tool vendors claim it is. Scripting high-volume repetitive tasks on a small part of the system adds a lot more value than attempting to automate an entire end-to-end process.

Using metrics related to bugs logged to measure performance of developers is just asking for trouble. It just politicises the process of logging bugs and does nothing for software quality.

Sanitising your test data because somebody needs to use one of the test databases for a pre-sales demo is occasionally part of the job. So is verifying that the customer data that’s supposed to have been scrambled and anonymised actually has been. Good way to test this is to copy and past a name and address into Google, and see if it finds a match. So there is no such address as “Apocalypstick Avenue, Elektra City”. Turns out there really is a Platypus Road, but not in Scunthorpe. Their local authority’s pest control department is unlikely ever to have to deal with an infestation of tribbles…

Thinking of putting a few of these on my LinkedIn profile to make it less boring.

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People with Lives, Opinions or a Soul Need Not Apply

“We only recruit boring, beige corporate-type people. We only emply conformant drones with no passion for anything. It can be assumed that out staff will be second or third rate talents as a result of this, and we therefore recommend you do not buy our products or services. We also believe employment discrimination leglislation does not apply to us”

“Alternatively, we might just be a bunch of trolls, because this did come from a comment the Daily Mail website”.

(Thanks to Mikko Hypponen on Twitter for the link)

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Heather Findlay, IOEarth and Panic Room in Holland

Announcment on both Heather Findlay’s website and www.mostlypink.net for an exciting gig on Saturday April 13th at De Boerderij in Zoetermeer, featuring The Heather Findlay Band, Panic Room and IOEarth. The Heather Findlay Band will be topping the bill.

I saw Mostly Autumn at Der Boerderij a week ago. It’s a fantastic venue with a great audience and great vibe. It’s a strong bill too. With the gig just announced it’s not clear whether it’s being promoted as a Heather Findlay Band gig with two supports, or whether it’s a three-way co-headliner.

It will be Heather’s first appearance on Holland since her last gigs there with Mostly Autumn way back in 2009, and while I’m not up on IOEarth’s international wanderings, I think it will be Panic Room’s first appearances in The Netherlands. It certainly sounds like a gig well worth crossing the channel for.

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Heather Findlay – Songs From The Old Kitchen

Heather Findlay has a new album out. I’ve reviewed the album in a lot more detail for Trebuchet Magazine, but I haven’t mentioned it here.

I was initially disappointed when I learned that it was “only” an acoustic record with no new songs, but rapidly changed my mind on listening to the album. Although the instrumentation is completely different, it’s got that same warm, intimate vibe as Odin Dragonfly’s beautiful “Offerings”. I even find I much prefer the re-recorded versions of the three songs that first appeared on “The Phoenix Suite” to the originals, with “Seven” a particular highlight.

Discussing the album with fellow Mostly Autumn fans in Belgium and Holland last weekend, there’s a widespread feeling that this is the best record she’s made since going solo. Indeed, quite a few people who never really warmed to “The Phoenix Suite” love this new album.

It’s available for order from heatherfindlay.co.uk

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Twitter turning into a walled garden?

Following on from Tumblr and Instrgram, IFTTT is the latest victim of Twitter’s API changes, which forbid syndication of Tweets to other cloud services. Twitter, rather than being a glue that held other parts of people’s online presence together is trying to become more of a walled garden, like Facebook. This is not a good thing.

The relationships we build and maintain through social networks are far more valuable to us than the networks themselves.

Twitter ignores this at their peril.

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Why is it that some fans, or worse, some reviewers, seem incapable of praising a record or a live performance purely on it’s own terms? I can understand comparisons with an artist’s previous work, that’s perfectly valid to put things in context. But exactly what do they think they achieve by bad-mouthing a band’s peers, often artists with whom they share a significant number of fans?

I just don’t get this. Especially when the band themselves appear endorse the the review.

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Odin Dragonfly return to support The Heather Findlay Band

Heather Findlay had previously announced a seven-date UK tour in November with her full band including Dave Kilminster and Steve Vantsis. Even more exciting is the news that one of the supports for four of the dates is none other than Odin Dragonfly, her acoustic duo with former Mostly Autumn flautist and keyboard player Angela Gordon. It will be their first live appearences for more than five years.

They’ll appear at the Newcastle, Bilston, York and Leicester shows. The support for the remaining three dates at Southampton, London, Norwich will be the Julia Jenkins Trio, while the opening act for the whole tour is The Raggy Anns.

Despite the presence of two supports, and the fact that Heather will be her own support act, she’s still promising 90-minute headline set.

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Mr So and So reach their target

Some good news about something I’d previously blogged about. Mr So and So have now reached their Pledge Music target for £20000 for their new album, live DVD and European tour. When people are trying to use the backlash against Amanda Palmer to discredit the very concept of crowdfunding, we must remember success stories like these. Bands like Marillion and Mostly Autumn have been using crowdfunding for years; it’s a successful and mature business model now.

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Freedom of Speech, or Terrorism by Proxy?

In an ideal world people would be free to express any opinion, no matter how offensive it might be. The appropriate response should be ridicule. Or to ignore them altogether as beneath contempt.

But we don’t live in such a world.

Far-right hatemongers Pastor Terry Jones and the shadowy “Sam Bacile” were fully aware that what they did would provoke a violent reaction, and they went ahead and did it anyway. It’s not the first time one Jones’ stunts has resulted in deaths on the other side of the world. Morally, if not legally, they share at least some responsibility for the death of the US ambassador to Libya and all the others that died. “Terrorism by proxy” is the phrase that comes to mind.

Those who use this tragedy as an excuse for one-sided attacks on Islam or Muslims while defending Islamophobes who shout “Fire!” in a crowded theatre are part of the problem, not part of the solution.

This is not a “clash of civilisations” between Islam and The West. It’s a clash between civilisation on one side, and demagoguery and mob rule on the other. Jones, “Bacile” and their fundamentalist and racist apologists are essentially on the same side as the Islamist extremists who whipped up the mob in Bengazi.

Yes, freedom of speech is an essential element of a properly functioning democracy. But should that really extend to deliberately inflammatory speech that gets people killed? One sometimes wonders the true agenda of those who are quick to defend outright hate speech. Do they really believe in free speech as an absolute? Or do they have more sympathy with the hate than they’re prepared to admit?

For more background, this is essential reading, especially on the background and possible agenda of the convicted fraudster using the pseudonym of “Sam Bacile”.

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Grant Shapps, Government Minister and Web Spammer

You know those so-called “splogs” or spam blogs that have sprung up like Kudzu all over the web? They’re made up entirely of contact scraped from other sides and served up slathered in advertising. They pollute search engine results by using all kinds of dirty tricks to game search engine algorithms to make them appear above the legitimate sites they steal content from. They’re purely parasitical, bilking money from Google Adsense without creating anything of value, and stealing traffic as well as content from real sites.

Well, it turns out Tory minister Grant Shapps is behind many Splogs.

Yes, a government minister is a spammer and snake-oil “Internet Marketing Guru”, using the false name of “Michael Green”.

If you run a business under a false name, the default assumption has to be that you’re doing something dodgy, doesn’t it?

Two things immediately come to mind. Firstly, the whole thing is a perfect metaphor for the moral bankrupcy of the Conservative party. Secondly, it shows the establishment’s double standards when it comes to intellectual property. We have a government prepared to extradite Richard O’Dwyer to the US to face a lengthy prison term for copyright violation “because downloading a movie without paying is just like stealing a car”. Then we have a minister whose whole business is founded on theft of other people’s intellectual property. Seems that different standards apply if it’s the “little people” doing the stealing rather than being stolen from.

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