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Games Workshop – Copyright Trolls.

From Making Light.

MCA Hogarth, an author and artist …. recently discovered that one of her books, Spots the Space Marine has been blocked from sale on Amazon, after a claim of trademark infringement from Games Workshop.

Since 1987, GW has published a series of games (and ancillary merchandise) get in their “Warhammer 40,000” setting, full of spike-covered pseudo-elves and pseudo-orcs amd chainswords and the like, all set in space (instead of on a planet like their original Warhammer setting). GW has apparently decided that, since they’ve got space marines in their setting, they own the very concept of space marines.

While the copyright lobby screeches about “piracy” and demands ever stricter laws, it’s nonsense like this that demonstrate how badly the current intellectual property regime is broken. Opinion on Making Light (and trust me, these people do know what they’re talking about) is that Games Workshop’s attempts to claim ownership of the name “Space Marine” is unlikely to stand up in court. But they’re targetting people who can’t afford the expense of costly lawyers to defend themselves. This is a company that has issued DCMA takedown notices on people publishing their own photographs of their own Games Workshop chaos spiky creatures.

They should not be allowed to get away with this sort of bullying.

Update: And they haven’t. Amazon have now backed down, belatedly recognising GW’s claim for the trolling it is. Hopefully GW will also realise that all this bad publicity is damaging their brand -  See the Electronic Frontier Foundation for the full story.

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How the NME damaged Britain’s music scene

Angry readers complaining about the magazine putting Muse on the cover inspired this great post by Classic Rock Magazine’s editor Scott Rowley. How The Music Press Spoiled Rock blames the fragmentation of the music press into specialist publications catering for ever-smaller genre-specific niches for encouraging narrow-minded tribalism. But it saves the real vitriol for the NME.

The wrong inkie survived. Sounds and Melody Maker were both in love, in different ways, with the rock’n’roll woah. Sounds with its piss-taking, street-wise fascination with rock’s comic book foolishness, MM in its always-progressive-and-frequently-pretentious search for the next big thing. The NME, meanwhile, looked down its nose at anything it deemed ‘uncool’. What constituted ‘uncool’ could change from one week to the next but two of the main principles seemed to be that: 1) It was uncool to like rock (spelled ‘RaWk’), and 2) It was uncool to live outside London – in what Londoners like to call ‘the provinces’ (aka the rest of the country).

The whole thing is well worth a read, and when it comes to blame it’s certainly a target-rich environment. But I’m not the only one to believe the NME has had an especially corrosive influence to the detriment of Britain’s music scene as a whole. I’ve jokingly stated that Britain will never have a decent mainstream music scene until the last Radio One daytime DJ is strangled by the last copy of the NME.

Despite declining circulation figures that ought to have heralded a slide into a well-deserved irrelevance, the NME still punches well above it’s weight in terms of cultural influence. Much of The Guardian’s music writing, for example, remains steeped in the NME world-view, despite recent and welcome attempts to broaden their coverage. And likewise Later with Jools Holland has always been overloaded with NME-style indie bands, with rock never more than a token. When it’s unthinkable to imagine bands like Nightwish, Opeth or Porcupine Tree ever appearing on the show, let alone someone like Panic Room or Touchstone, you know there’s a problem.

Yes, the closed-mindedness of many classic rock (and prog) fans is nothing to be proud of, Scott Rowley is right to point out that much of this is a defensive reaction to the way rock, despite it’s popularity, is all-too-often marginalised by large sections of the media.

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Fish announces tour dates

Fish at the Band on the Wall in Manchester in 2010, part of the

Fish has announced UK and European tour dates, with a warning that those are the only shows it’s going to be economically and logistically viable to play. Two weeks in the UK in the second half of May, and eight weeks across continental Europe in September and October.

No official word yet on the lineup of the band, although I’m assuming he’ll still be having Gavin Griffiths on drums. Fish is not going to be touring for a solid 18 months on the road as we saw for the “13th Star” tour in 2007/8, so I’m hoping that means Gavin is still going to be available for live appearances with both Panic Room and Mostly Autumn over the course of the year. Panic Room have a couple of dates in Belgium and Holland in mid-April, and have promised a UK tour in June.

As for Fish, he’s well worth seeing live. Last year he did a handful of dates co-headlining with Glenn Hughes. On the night I saw them, he blew Hughes off stage.

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People accused Beyoncé of lip-synching when she headlined Glastonbury a couple of years ago. I can only assume many indie kids have never heard a real singer performing live, and expect out-of-tune vocals as proof that it’s “4real”. Auto-tune in pop has an awful lot to answer for.

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The Equal Marriage Bill

I am getting fed up with the line taken by so many of the opponents of the equal marriage bill currently being debated in the House of Commons. I know that political and religious reactionaries always claim to speak for far more people than they actually do, but I do take strong exception to their claims to speak for all Christians. They do not speak for me.

The religious right’s cherry-picking of out-of-context Bible quotes to justify homophobia remind me a lot of the Dutch Reformed Church of South Africa during the years of Apartheid. There are plenty of Old Testament verses than can be used to justify racism. Yet the overwhelming majority of churches today reject such interpretations, whatever positions they may have held in the past. Most famously the Dutch Reformed Church has publicly atoned for it’s support for Apartheid and declared it’s previous position as heretical. I fail to be convinced that one notorious verse in Leviticus is any different.

As for the ridiculous argument that equal marriage equates to some form of persecution of Christians, I suggest those making that claim go and speak to a few representatives of Pakistan’s beleaguered Christian minority, and learn what genuine persecution really means.

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Crimson Sky live dates!

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Crimson Sky, the Bristol-based band I’ve previously described as sounding like a mix of 70s progressive rock with a dash of 80s new-wave have a couple of gigs coming up.

The first is at The Old Firestation in Windsor (Known in the dim and distant past as The Windsor Arts Centre), on Friday 8th Feb, and the second is the following weekend at The Railway in Winchester on Saturday 16th Feb. The support for both shows will be The Mighty Bard.

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If you can get to either of these shows, I recommend that you do. They’re an excellent live band, as everyone who was at last year’s launch gig in Reading will tell you.

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Penalty Fares: A PR Disaster in Switzerland

An Re460 with IC2000 double-deck stock crosses the Aare viaduct in Bern.

It appears as though Swiss railway’s changes to ticketing policy has turned into a major PR disaster, especially for a nation that’s always prided itself on the quality of their train services.

If the BBC report is remotely accurate, it looks as though they’ve introduced a penalty fare system along the lined of that introduced by some train operating companied in Britain, and just as has happened in Britain, it’s had the effect of penalising honest travellers rather than habitual fare-dodgers. As in Britain many are wondering if that’s really an unintended consequence at all. Their system seems excessively harsh; at least British train companies allow their conductors to use their discretion, and make allowances for ticket machines not working. And their penalties are far higher than the British equivalents. Does a broken ticket machine really mean you can’t travel, or is that inaccurate reporting?

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Flogging a Dead Cliché

When a writer begins with the line “much has been made of the recent death of guitar music and how this year should see its glorious return“, is there really any point reading any further?

I may be missing out on some really wonderful music, but I get the feeling I probably won’t. I get the impression that any writer who uses such dreadful tired clichés as the one above thinks “three-chord indie-pop” and “guitar music” are synonyms, and genres like blues, metal or punk which centre around the sounds made by electric guitars either don’t exist or aren’t relevant. I can also safely assume the band he’s writing about are most likely to be some form of dull landfill indie and will not be worth three minutes of my time.

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Martin Ledger joins Stolen Earth

Posted this morning on Stolen Earth’s Facebook page:

It is with much pleasure and great excitement, we welcome Martin Ledger into the fold, he will be joining the Stolen Earth family as lead guitarist. Those of you familiar with any of Heidi’s previous projects will recognise Martin as one half of The Secrets and will know what a fantastic asset to the band he will be!

We are getting stuck into writing the second album, booking summer gigs, recording a lovely new track with some visual delights to go alongside it and generally looking forward to the future!

Thank you to everyone who has joined us on the journey so far, lets continue together and see where we go!!

Stolen Earth x

Certainly good news for Stolen Earth fans, and I look forward to seeing how the new lineup sounds live.

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Blue Coupe, The Mill Arts Centre, Banbury.

Albert Bouchard of Blue Coupe at The Mill Arts Centre in Banbury

Blue Coupe comprise the brothers Joe and Albert Bouchard, the original rhythm section from the classic lineup of Blue Öyster Cult, and Dennis Dunaway, one time bassist for Alice Cooper. They’re a power trio, with Joe swapping the bass for his original instrument, the guitar.

I only got to hear about their “Hot Rails to Hull” UK tour at very short notice, and with a somewhat strange tour itinerary concentrating on the north and the midlands, with no shows in any major cities. Their appearance at The Mill Arts Centre in Banbury was the closest they came to me.

The Mill is a great venue; as the name suggests it’s a former mill converted into a modern multi-purpose arts centre, a quite different sort of environment compared with the more typical grungy rock club. No sticky floors here, although the bar did stock some excellent local real ales. While not full, they pulled a fair-sized crowd for a Thursday night, on a tour that saw some gigs sold out, while others were cancelled due to lack of ticket sales.

I wasn’t quite sure what to expect; Blue Öyster Cult were known for their multi-layered sound and I did wonder how well a three piece band would do the material justice. The start was a tease, opening with distinctive byrds-like guitar figure of “Don’t Fear The Reaper” before launching into the Alice Cooper hit “Elected”. What followed was a mix of BÖC and Alice Cooper standards, with an early highlight being Albert’s signature tune “Cities of Flame”, which saw Joe go walkabout in the crowd during his extended solo.

Joe Bouchard of Blue Coupe at The Mill Arts Centre in Banbury

Joe’s guitar playing made a very strong impression. His playing filled a lot of space, especially when you consider than many BÖC standards had two or sometimes three guitar parts, and he more than did Buck Dharma’s original lead guitar parts justice. Bassist Dennis Dunaway threw most of the rock shapes, while Albert seemed to be enjoying himself a lot on drums; with a far stronger stage presence than most rock drummers. The whole thing was very rock and roll, playing raw, stipped-down garage-style versions of some much loved songs.

All three shared vocals, with Joe Bouchard perhaps singing the lion’s share of lead vocals, while Dennis Dunaway did most of the song introductions. From where I was standing the vocals, especially Joe’s, got lost in the mix at times, which was one flaw in an otherwise great gig.

It wasn’t all oldies, as they threw in a few new songs for good measure. “Dark Boat” from one of Joe’s solo albums was particularly memorable, and they actually have a song called “More Cowbell”. The new material stands up well alongside the old, and marked them out as something far more than a mere nostalgia act, rather a band who still have something to say.

Dennis Dunaway of Blue Coupe at The Mill Arts Centre in Banbury

They ended the set with the biggest hits. First Godzilla (“Oh No! There goes Tokyo!”) with first a bass solo, then Albert going walkabout, drumming on the floor, the PA stack, the curtains(!) and finally returning to his kit for an actual drum solo, which, as drum solos go, has to be one of the more entertaining ones. Then it was “School’s Out”, and finally, after that tease at the very beginning, “Don’t Fear The Reaper”. They came back for no fewer than three encores, including a superb take on The Doors’ “Roadhouse Blues”, a song frequently covered in BÖC days, and of course, “Hot Rails To Hell”, before ending with “Under My Wheels”.

It’s a feature of today’s classic rock scene that some of the people who once played stadiums are now playing small venues in the most un-rock’n'roll of towns. But bands like Blue Coupe have still got it, and can still put on a great show. They’ve promised they’ll be returning to the UK, and when they do, go and see them. You won’t be disappointed.

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