Author Archives: Tim Hall

The Brits 2013 – Music for Bean-Counters

The Guardian’s Alexis Petridis has penned a splendidly snarky piece about the predictable nature of the Brit Awards.

In Wednesday’s Guardian, the outgoing chairman of the Brits, David Joseph, proudly announced that during his three-year tenure he had successfully rid the awards of their “chaotic” element and introduced “more gravitas”. There’s a compelling argument to suggest that gravitas isn’t necessarily the thing you’re looking for in an event that’s supposed to be celebrating a thrilling youth phenomenon, but what Joseph seemed to mean was that the Brit awards ceremony no longer has an interest in delivering surprises of any kind.

I’m assuming the “chaotic elements” include Iron Maiden winning Best Live Act a few years back, which immediately prompted that particular award to be dropped the following year, lest rock gatecrashed the party again.

“The lineup goes from pop to discovery to indie,” added Joseph, puffing the event’s supposed variety. Leaving aside the fact that he appears to have invented a hitherto-unheard-of genre called discovery, it’s perhaps worth noting that the winners aren’t really as eclectic as all that. What holds sway in the British musical mainstream in 2013 isn’t a genre so much as a certain earnestness: it’s perhaps the only thing that links Sandé’s pop-soul and Mumford & Sons’ tweedy take on acoustic folk rock.

Leaving aside the imaginary genre of “Discovery”, does anyone actually believe that manufactured pop and three-chord indie are the only forms of music that currently exist?

As Alexis Petridis makes clear, the Brits is all about celebrating commercial success. And anyone who actually knows a thing about music will recognise that mainstream success has far more to do with the amount of money thrown at promoting an act than the actual quality of the music. So anyone who accuses you of being a musical snob if you dare to suggest that the Brit Awards does not represent the best of British music is merely parading their ignorance.

The sad truth is that the majority of “mainstream” audience is now made up from people who are unaware of the existence of anything other than whatever music those who count the money want them to hear.

Unfortuately it’s still difficult to counter someone gushing about how wonderful Mumford and Sons are without sounding patronising. Or people saying Adele is one of the greatest singers because everything else they’ve heard is autotuned pop or tuneless indie. There is a whole world of great music out there, and they’re oblivious to it. Ultimately, I suppose, it’s their loss.

Posted in Music Opinion | Tagged , , , | 1 Comment

Placeholders

Placeholder wagons

On Steve Jones’ late lamented Electric Nose blog, he came up with the context of “placeholders” – models you know bear little or no resemblence to the real thing, but stand in for want of a better model. These two beasties are examples.

The china clay slurry tanker on the left is an old Peco wagon repainted in ECC blue with some Fox transfers. It’s not that close to the converted caustic soda TUA it’s supposed to represent, but ironically it’s as accurate as the Peco tank I repainted – that was supposed to have been a representation of those original caustic soda tanks.

On the right is one of the Graham Farish Tullis Russell PAAs which they made in the mid-1990s. The prototype is supposed to be one of the eight wagons used to transport china clay between Cornwall and Scotland for use in the paper industry. Although they’ve got the livery right, the actual model is something of a compromise, being one of their existing aggregate hoppers with a lid.

If you look at a photo of the real thing (from Paul Bartlett’s excellent website), you realise the model looks nothing like it apart from the fact it’s the right shade of blue and has four wheels.

Paul Bartlett's Photographs: Tullis Russell PAA China clay covhop TRL12300 TRL12800 &emdash; TRL12804 PAA

These wagons were signature items for Cornwall in the 1980s, given the rarity of the prototype I can’t see anyone coming up with a better version any time soon, and scratchbuilding replacements would not be an easy job. For the time being, they’re going to have to do.

Posted in Modelling Projects | Tagged , , , | 2 Comments

Out of Context Bugs

Do you ever get sidetracked when you find a bug that’s outside the scope of the feature you’re currently testing? What do you do? Do you stop and raise a bug report there and then, or do you continue with your original testing and make a note of it for later?

I recently encountered such a bug while creating test data, and came to the conclusion it, while not a show-stopper, it was a little more than a minor annoyance and needed to be logged. It probably helped that I was able to isolate and repeat the bug while creating my test data, so didn’t end up chasing down rabbit holes in the process.

After logging the bug it turned out that another tester had noticed the problem much like I had, but hadn’t logged it at the time because of tight time constraints. I think that justified my logging it.

Posted in Testing & Software | Comments Off

The Brit Awards are the musical equivalent of Tesco’s horse burgers – discuss.

Posted on by Tim Hall | 2 Comments

Orson Scott Card and Superman

I’ve got mixed feelings about the petition to persuade DC Comics to drop Orson Scott Card as a writer for Superman.

For those not aware of Orson Scott Card’s background, he’s a once-successful science-fiction writer who has more recently been notorious for his aggressive homophobic views, and is a board member of the anti gay-rights group The National Organization for Marriage.

While a great many people are enthusiastically supporting the petition, I have seem some people question it, most notably the gay SF writer David Gerrold, who had this to say on his facebook page:

It is our responsibility as rational people to engage in reasonable and rational discourse on difficult issues. It is only when people actively work to hurt others that we have a responsibility to halt or prevent that harm. But we are never justified in penalizing each other based on beliefs. If it’s wrong in one direction, it’s wrong in the other direction.

Let me say it in the clear. I despise Card’s position on marriage equality — but I do not despise Card. He is an intelligent man and a gifted storyteller. As an American citizen, protected by the US Constitution, he is entitled to freedom of expression, freedom of worship, freedom to publish, etc. That I disagree (aggressively) with what he has said does not give me license to demand that his rights be infringed or that his ability to find work be compromised. I expect the same respect in return.

I do not expect that Card’s political beliefs will be part of his Superman story. That’s not Superman and I think Card understands that. And the good folks at DC likely understand that too. I hope he writes a good story. I also hope that someday he will recognize that some of the things he has said, some of the things he has advocated, are simply not in keeping with Jesus’ commandment that we love one another.

I can understand both sides of the argument here. One one side, there is a difference between denying a writer a specific gig because of their leadership position in what many would describe as a hate group, and attempting to deny someone a livelihood purely because of their beliefs. And customer boycotts are not the same as censorship. There are game writers I’d rather not buy stuff from because of their public behaviour (I shall not name names).

But I still wonder if there’s a can of worms here, and the actual rights and wrongs risk getting obscured by which side you on in the culture wars.

Should any creative type be blacklisted because of their views, or on their writings or activities outside of whatever it is they’re being hired to create? If so, where do you draw the line? Who gets to decide where the line is drawn? What’s the difference between the wisdom of crowds and the rule of the mob?

Or am I just being a stereotypical woolly liberal sitting on the fence?

Posted in Science Fiction | Tagged , , | 5 Comments

Understanding Bad Music Journalist Clichés

The Stool Pigeon Guide to Music Journalist Bullshit lists a lot of bad clichés that aspiring music writers really ought to avoid. Unfortunately there are one or two in there I have a horrible feeling I’ve used in the past. Oh dear.

Bastard lovechild — Is sex out of wedlock still considered edgy? So why would anyone still be writing that albums ‘sound like the bastard lovechild of X and Y musicians’? I mean, there’s a good chance your parents hadn’t gotten round to tying the knot by the time you were conceived. But so what? It doesn’t make you a latter-day Edmund from King Lear. Hell, it doesn’t even make you Jon Snow off Game Of Thrones.

Uh-oh. I’ve used that one. But not in a musical context; I think I described American conservatism as the bastard love-child of Cyrus Schofield and Ayn Rand. The wingnuts are probably still capable of being offended at being called bastard love children. So I’ll let that one stand.

Songstress — As opposed to what, ‘songster’? Reading between the lines, this faintly kinky usage is a subliminal reflection of male music hacks’ rampant castration fear. See also: chanteuse

If I dared used such a word, I can guarantee that the songstresses or chanteuses would lynch me.

Sophomore — Ridiculous, US collegiate term used as a stand-in for “second” when describing albums, e.g. “The Stone Roses’ second album The Sophomore Coming was a let-down for many”.

If there is one word guaranteed to set my teeth on edge in a review, it’s this one. It implies that either the reviewer’s frame of reference doesn’t extend beyond American student-indie, or they’re a semi-literate hack who doens’t even know the meaning of the clichés they parrot. Either way it’s strong indication not to take the writer’s opinions seriously.

So, if Anne-Marie Helder ever releases a follow-up to “The Contact”, I had better not write “The chanteuse’ sophomore album is the bastard love-child of…

There are lots of other bad ones in that list, and the whole thing is worth reading. What really bad music writing clichés do you think really need to die?

Posted in Music Opinion | Tagged | 1 Comment

Crimson Sky + The Mighty Bard, The Railway, Winchester

Crimson Sky have returned to the live stage with a couple of co-headline gigs with The Mighty Bard, each band playing an hour-long set. The first of these was at The Old Firestation in Windsor, and a week later the two bands came to The Railway in Winchester.

The Mighty Bard at The Railway in Winchester

The Mighty Bard were on first. The six-piece could be described as “Morrissey covering Grendel” although to be fair they’re a lot more than that. Certainly some of the arrangements, especially the keyboard sounds and ornate soloing strongly recalled very early Marillion. There was a slight folk-rock edge at times, although 80s neo-prog was by the strongest flavour. They certainly had their moments, but there were other times when I wasn’t completely convinced. They were at their best when the material fitted the singer’s vocal style rather than pulling in a different direction. The electric violin added an extra dimension; too many of today’s prog bands don’t stray enough from the standard keys and guitars frontline, but I felt it was a little underused. Still an enjoyable set, despite a few areas that need work.

Crimson Sky at The Railway, Winchester

Crimson Sky are on an upward trajectory at the moment. The new lineup with Jane Setter on lead vocals and Moray McDonald on keys is started to gel nicely, and the new members are making more and more of a stamp on their sound. They’ve still got that 70s classic rock meets 80s new-wave sound, where you hear influences as diverse as Uriah Heep and The Teardrop Explodes. To my ears they still fall under the broad umbrella of progressive rock, but they avoid all of the worst prog clichés. Like most good bands, you can hear influences, but their sound is their own.

Crimson Sky at The Railway, Winchester

Jane Setter has now established herself as frontwoman, and has taken the older songs and made them hers. The setlist naturally includes the two new songs from last years’s EP “Dawn”, though the rest of the set comes from 2009′s “Misunderstood”. While they’ve got some great songs, especially the closing “Misunderstood III”, the band have now reached the stage where they could do with some new material in the live set.

Crimson Sky at The Railway, Winchester

While Martin Leamon’s superb fluid guitar playing still dominates, Moray McDonald’s often understated keyboard playing fills out the sound, and has gradually become more of an integral part of the band. He plays some great classical-style piano fills, some of his Hammond organ riffs recall Uriah Heep’s Ken Hensley, and there’s a hint of Marillion’s Mark Kelly too.

Crimson Sky have matured into a strong live band who deserve a wider audience, and I hope the new album the band are currently writing will take them to the next level.

Posted in Live Reviews | Tagged , , | 3 Comments

Fiddle yard and more oldies.

Lineup of three CJM Class 50s in the fiddle-yard. The track is Kato Unitrack using #6 turnouts.

Now I’ve taken delivery of another shipment of Kato Unitrack, all the track in the main line fiddle yard is down. It it’s current incarnation there are six roads using Kato #6 points and some 282mm radius curves to keep the track spacing tight. The tracks are in excess of ten feet in length, meaning there’s space for two trains in each road at least when running in British-outline mode.

Experience will tell if this formation will work; it’s accepable for a parade-of-trains approach but won’t allow realistic timetabled operation because it lacks the ability to reverse trains. I’ve drawn up an alternative scheme with eight roads and trailing crossovers at each end which will allow end-to-end style operation as well. That may end up reducing capacity slightly because all the additional pointwork at each end will take up more space, but will gain a lot in operational flexibility.

The three locomotives are again CJM models acquired during the 1990s, repainted and detailed Farish shells on CJM Saturn chassis. The trains are three iconic (for me at any rate) late-80s Cornish trains, the “Night Riviera”, the West of England TPO and the afternoon St.Blazey to Gloucester Speedlink.

Posted in Modelling Projects | Tagged , | Comments Off

Threshold – March of Progress

Over a twenty-plus year career Threshold have established themselves as one of Britain’s premier prog-metal bands; a sort of British version of Dream Theater, only with a greater emphasis on solid songwriting rather than technical showboating. The band has changed lineups over the years with guitarist Karl Groom and keyboard player Richard West the only constant members, although the rhythm section of Johanne James and Steve Anderson have now been in the band for many years.

Their ninth studio album “March of Progress”, is the first since the return of the band’s original singer Damien Wilson in 2007, replacing Andrew “Mac” McDermott who sadly died in 2011. It also sees the band back to a six-piece twin-guitar linuep with the addition Pete Marten. After the attempt at something slightly different with the rawer production of 2007′s “Dead Reckoning”, this new release sees the band revert to the more polished approach of earlier albums.

All the Threshold ingredients are here; the lengthy and complex song structures, the big anthemic choruses, the soaring solos and, as ever, immaculate playing. Damien Wilson’s voice has an impressive power and range, and sometimes it’s a relief to hear some old-style ‘proper singing’ on a metal record. There is perhaps slightly more emphasis on atmospherics on this record, but it’s still balanced by plenty of metallic riffery, and quite a few vocal hooks get stuck in your head. There are big epics such as the closing “The Rubicon”, and the obligatory power-ballad in “That’s Why We Came”. Though song titles like “Return of the Though Police” and “Liberty, Complacency, Dependency” imply a political line, the lyrics are far more thought-provoking than preachy.

Threshold certainly have a clearly identifiable sound, which is both their greatest strength and their greatest weakness. There quality is consistent throughout, no filler, but neither is there much that we haven’t heard on previous Threshold albums, and there’s a feeling that we’ve heard a lot of it before. When other bands are taking progressive metal in new and more challenging directions, they leave Threshold’s old-school style perhaps sounding a little dated by comparison.

On the other hand, Threshold are still very, very good at what they do. If you’ve liked their previous albums, there’s a lot to like about this one too, and after a long absence a new album is very welcome indeed. If you’re a Threshold fan, you probably have this album already. And if you’re completely unfamiliar with their music, this is as good a place to start as any.

Posted in Record Reviews | Tagged | Comments Off

Shut Up, The Band Is Playing

From The Guardian’s Michael Hann’s review of Kraftwerk at Tate Modern:

Three times I move around the front of the hall – one of the wonderful things about the arrangement of these shows is the ability to move without any hindrance to wherever you want – to escape groups of people not just exchanging the occasional word but having full and loud conversations. Hang on, you sold your mother’s soul to get a ticket for one of these events, and now you’re going to talk through it? It’s music-as-social-event writ large.

Seriously, what is it about some people? It does give the impression that there were far too many people at the Tate Modern that weren’t actually there for the music, but because it was the place to be seen. I’d like to say one advantage of like obsure progressive rock bands is that they don’t attract the poseurs, but sadly prog gigs aren’t immune to loud talking either.

Posted in Music Opinion | Tagged , | 5 Comments