Comments on: Don’t Cross The Streams!

By: John P.

John P. — Wed, 01 Apr 2015 12:35:24 +0000

What a great April Fool by the Guardian!

http://www.theguardian.com/media/2015/apr/01/jeremy-clarkson-joins-guardian-drive-for-fossil-fuel-divestment

By: Tim Hall

Tim Hall — Sun, 29 Mar 2015 16:55:14 +0000

Alternatively, make Top Gear all about trains and have someone like Captain Sensible as the host.

Only problem might be “Reasonably-priced train ticket”, because there aren’t many….

By: John P.

John P. — Sun, 29 Mar 2015 13:36:37 +0000

And instead of listening to music …
“This week Stigski is drinking Siberian vodka”
or
“This week Stigski is using an AK74 to shoot at dissidents.”

By: John P.

John P. — Sat, 28 Mar 2015 14:55:07 +0000

I heard a rumour that Jeremy Clarkson and Zayn Malik are going to collaborate on a new project – it’s called either One Gear or Top Direction.

That is if Clarkson doesn’t take up the offer of hosting a motoring show for the TV channel run by the Russian Defence Ministry. “There’s lots to like about this tank, but there is a problem – no cup holders!” or “… it’s time to hand it over to our tame Spetsnaz driver, Stigski!”

Actually, the more I think about it, the more sense it makes ….