Let’s see what the The Prior-Art-O-Matic has to say about RPG game systems…
FUDGE is a scooter that makes you invisible! It extends at the touch of a button and loves you as a person.
d20 is a security camera that has been featured in Star Trek! It kills weeds down to the root.
GURPS is an earring that’s made of rubber!
Hero System is like a normal hi-fi, but it has a built-in calculator
(This one is eerily appropriate)
Storyteller is a pudding that talks, is bigger on the inside than the outside and is different every time you use it.
(This one is even more eerily appropriate!)
