I am probably a very bad person for finding this funny. It’s even worse that “I’m the Bishop of Southwark, this is what I do”.
A Church of England vicar shouted: ‘I’m from the Vatican, you’re f*cked’ as he brawled with police after a vodka-fuelled nightclub binge.
Parish priest Gareth Jones, 36, yelled: ‘I have diplomatic immunity’ as he punched, kicked, bit and spat at a police officer and a paramedic who found him passed out in his clerical frock on Charing Cross Road, in Covent Garden, central London.
Read the whole sorry story in Court News UK.
At least he didn’t say he was the baby-eating bishop of Bath and Wells…
Yeah, but not so funny if he’s your parish priest – or your husband.