If you want to save the whale, don’t save this one.
A dead sperm whale has exploded while being delivered to a research centre near the southwestern city of Tainan.
Passers-by and cars were soaked in blood and body parts were sprayed over a road after the bursting of the whale, which was being carried on a trailer.
The whale had died earlier on a beach and had been collected so its remains could be used for educational purposes.
A marine biologist blamed the explosion on pressure from gases building up in the mammal as it began to decompose.
I blame the Deep Ones. Not totally sure what they’re up to, or whether or not it’s anything to do with the shoggoth washed up in Chile a few months back.
