From Fanatical Apathy, the Movie in Bush’s Head. Excerpt:
ANNAN: I’m taking you off the case.
BUSH (leaping up): You can’t do that!
ANNAN: Yes, I can. Sort of. Officially, at least. Dammit, Bush, you can’t just storm in and kill an important man like Hussein. There are laws. We need proof.
BUSH: You need proof, Chief. I just need my investigatative partners.
ANNAN: Partners? Your partners have already requested reassignment.
BUSH (with a flourish): I’m talking about the only partners I ever needed – Smith and Crisco.
ANNAN: “Crisco?”
BUSH: Uh, “Wesson.” Smith and Wesson.
ANNAN: Don’t make me ask for your badge, Bush.
Go read the whole thing. (Link from Making Light)
